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(MSN)   Rumors abound that A-list Scientologist is about to defect from the church. With photo of what an A-list Scientology defector may look like   (specials.msn.com) divider line 68
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2009-11-16 11:16:11 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2009-11-16 11:26:39 AM
The house of straw is imploding in on itself. I would love to see the look on David Miscavige's face right now.
 
2009-11-16 11:33:51 AM
"Forget it, Jake. It's Jonestown."
 
2009-11-16 11:38:55 AM
img1.fark.net John Travolta found dead in home of apparent suicide
 
2009-11-16 11:58:11 AM
I predict lots of Guy Fawkes masks.
 
2009-11-16 11:58:53 AM
sezzme: i.imgur.com

Won it in the boobies.
 
2009-11-16 12:44:56 PM
marcpen: The house of straw is imploding in on itself. I would love to see the look on David Miscavige's face right now.

He's probably being blown by hot, brainwashed 18 year olds while lying on a pile of money.
 
2009-11-16 12:56:11 PM
The Icelander: He's probably being blown by hot, brainwashed 18 year olds while lying on a pile of money.

And there's something wrong with that?
 
2009-11-16 01:16:30 PM
abb3w: And there's something wrong with that?

I never said there was something wrong with it. In fact, my fallback plan is to "find Jesus," buy a ranch out west somewhere, and open a camp where I teach 18 year old girls how to be good, Christian wives.
 
2009-11-16 01:44:06 PM
marcpen: I would love to see the look on David Miscavige's face right now.

his slappin' hand is twitching in anticipation right now
 
2009-11-16 02:06:19 PM
marcpen: The house of straw is imploding in on itself. I would love to see the look on David Miscavige's face right now.

I wonder if he'll go all Jim Jones with Scientology or if he'll just loot the bank accounts and disappear?
 
2009-11-16 02:19:31 PM
This almost makes up for the depression I have about Edward Woodword. Fly free, John Travolta. Go nuts, go wild, make out with that one guy again, take your life back.

When you write a tell all about those crazy motherfarkers, I'll be there.
 
2009-11-16 02:22:11 PM
The Icelander: He's probably being blown by hot, brainwashed 18 year olds while lying on a pile of money.

Well when you paint the church in the light... where the hell can I get my e-mater and sign up?
 
2009-11-16 02:22:38 PM
Weaver95: marcpen: The house of straw is imploding in on itself. I would love to see the look on David Miscavige's face right now.

I wonder if he'll go all Jim Jones with Scientology or if he'll just loot the bank accounts and disappear?


Probably the latter if anything. I still think it's hilarious Mimi Rogers got Tom Cruise hooked on the sh*t, and then long after their divorce she herself reportedly left the church.

Seriously, thanks a lot, Mimi.
 
2009-11-16 02:25:56 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: The Icelander: He's probably being blown by hot, brainwashed 18 year olds while lying on a pile of money.

Well when you paint the church in the light... where the hell can I get my e-mater and sign up?


Apparently you just need a couple of soup cans and an old ohm meter

i238.photobucket.com
 
mhd
2009-11-16 02:28:53 PM
The Icelander: He's probably being blown by hot, brainwashed 18 year olds Tom Cruise while lying on a pile of money.

FTFY
 
2009-11-16 02:28:59 PM
I get all my important news from Oddsmakers
 
2009-11-16 02:30:42 PM
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
 
2009-11-16 02:32:04 PM
LittleSmitty: Apparently you just need a couple of soup cans and an old ohm meter

Might still need a million dollars though.

...which sorta proves the threesome point
 
2009-11-16 02:33:34 PM
OtherLittleGuy: Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....
Please let it be Elisabeth Moss or Leah Remini.....


Ah, I see. This is a definition of "A-list" that I was not previously aware of.
 
2009-11-16 02:39:10 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: The Icelander: He's probably being blown by hot, brainwashed 18 year olds while lying on a pile of money.

Well when you paint the church in the light... where the hell can I get my e-mater and sign up?


Here you go, one E-Mater:

media.giantbomb.com
 
2009-11-16 02:45:06 PM
The Icelander: marcpen: The house of straw is imploding in on itself. I would love to see the look on David Miscavige's face right now.

He's probably being blown by hot, brainwashed 18 year oldsboys while lying on a pile of money.


Clarified that for you
 
2009-11-16 02:46:14 PM
marcpen: The house of straw is imploding in on itself.

Yeah, yeah, you guys said that about Iran, too.
 
2009-11-16 02:52:26 PM
dittybopper: Here you go, one E-Mater:

Oddly enough... it still seems like it fits
 
2009-11-16 02:52:42 PM
in before this post removed by the church of scie....[no carrier]
 
2009-11-16 02:55:03 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: dittybopper: Here you go, one E-Mater:

Oddly enough... it still seems like it fits


Well, he is a precision machine of speed and aromatics.
 
2009-11-16 02:56:54 PM
The article says he hasn't left them.
 
2009-11-16 02:57:22 PM
Weaver95: marcpen: The house of straw is imploding in on itself. I would love to see the look on David Miscavige's face right now.

I wonder if he'll go all Jim Jones with Scientology or if he'll just loot the bank accounts and disappear?


3.bp.blogspot.com

When you steal $600 dollars you can just disappear. When you steal $600 million they will find you unless you're already dead...
 
2009-11-16 02:57:42 PM
I had to snicker at the links to other famous scientologists, Beck's was "Loser Musician"...
 
2009-11-16 03:04:23 PM
pietaster: I get all my important news from Oddsmakers

as long as they are irish
 
2009-11-16 03:05:40 PM
LittleSmitty: IdBeCrazyIf: The Icelander: He's probably being blown by hot, brainwashed 18 year olds while lying on a pile of money.

Well when you paint the church in the light... where the hell can I get my e-mater and sign up?

Apparently you just need a couple of soup cans and an old ohm meter


I see these dudes in the mall and drive by their church on the way home every day after work. I've seen better made electronics at the flea market. It's this cheap black plastic thing with a needle in the middle and two metal handles attached to cables. I'm always tempted to get an electromagnet and stuff it in my pocket before going to have a talk with them. "This guy's thetan levels are off the charts! He IS the chosen one!"
 
2009-11-16 03:07:02 PM
UNC_Samurai: I predict lots of Guy Fawkes masks.

knowyourmeme.com

wat?
 
2009-11-16 03:12:21 PM
I am OT Clear and am getting a kick out of these comments :)
 
2009-11-16 03:25:00 PM
The Icelander: abb3w: And there's something wrong with that?

I never said there was something wrong with it. In fact, my fallback plan is to "find Jesus," buy a ranch out west somewhere, and open a camp where I teach 18 year old girls how to be good, Christian wives.
Unwed mothers to be.

FTFY
 
2009-11-16 03:25:08 PM
dittybopper: IdBeCrazyIf: dittybopper: Here you go, one E-Mater:

Oddly enough... it still seems like it fits

Well, he is a precision machine of speed and aromatics.


You have made my day.
 
2009-11-16 03:27:52 PM
FarktheHeraldAngelSings: LittleSmitty: IdBeCrazyIf: The Icelander: He's probably being blown by hot, brainwashed 18 year olds while lying on a pile of money.

Well when you paint the church in the light... where the hell can I get my e-mater and sign up?

Apparently you just need a couple of soup cans and an old ohm meter

I see these dudes in the mall and drive by their church on the way home every day after work. I've seen better made electronics at the flea market. It's this cheap black plastic thing with a needle in the middle and two metal handles attached to cables. I'm always tempted to get an electromagnet and stuff it in my pocket before going to have a talk with them. "This guy's thetan levels are off the charts! He IS the chosen one!"


needcoffee.cachefly.net
What the Chosen One may look like.
 
2009-11-16 03:28:19 PM
My guess is it's going to be someone no one ever even knew was a Scientologist.
 
2009-11-16 03:38:33 PM
i35.tinypic.com
Hey! Up your peter with a rubber e-meter!

yeah, I know it's pretty bad
 
2009-11-16 03:40:34 PM
Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Hey! Up your peter with a rubber e-meter!

yeah, I know it's pretty bad


Just like his acting.

Ka-zing!
 
2009-11-16 03:42:22 PM
crm114: I had to snicker at the links to other famous scientologists, Beck's was "Loser Musician"...

The best description I ever heard of Beck: "Idiotically wonderful white boy," in response to one of his live performances of Debra at YouTube.

/dude can sing
 
2009-11-16 03:42:48 PM
Although not an A-lister, when Cathrine Bell leaves, i'll be more than happy to provide her a place to stay for a while.

/for a reasonable fee
//that includes naked shower time
 
2009-11-16 03:43:29 PM
*Yawn*, we hear this every six months. Nothing's going to happen. Those rich farkers aren't going anywhere. There's nothing worse than realizing you've been deluded for decades. Who wants to deal with the mentally crippling effects of that?

Then again, the article DOES cite an Irish bookie. How can you go wrong with that?
 
2009-11-16 03:48:39 PM
Weird. When you begin to disagree with any other church, you just stop going. You don't need press releases or bodyguards, just an inclination to sleep in and/or not get dressed up during the weekend.
 
2009-11-16 03:56:26 PM
coco ebert: *Yawn*, we hear this every six months. Nothing's going to happen. Those rich farkers aren't going anywhere. There's nothing worse than realizing you've been deluded for decades. Who wants to deal with the mentally crippling effects of that?

Then again, the article DOES cite an Irish bookie. How can you go wrong with that?


Then again, it's not every day your child dies and the church you've had so much faith in turns its back on you. I don't think the realization of delusion is quite as powerful as that.
 
2009-11-16 04:00:07 PM
Tigggy: My guess is it's going to be someone no one ever even knew was a Scientologist.

FTFY
 
2009-11-16 04:00:47 PM
Tigggy: My guess is it's going to be someone no one ever even knew was a Scientologist.

The Pope?
 
2009-11-16 04:03:38 PM
KradDrol: coco ebert: *Yawn*, we hear this every six months. Nothing's going to happen. Those rich farkers aren't going anywhere. There's nothing worse than realizing you've been deluded for decades. Who wants to deal with the mentally crippling effects of that?

Then again, the article DOES cite an Irish bookie. How can you go wrong with that?

Then again, it's not every day your child dies and the church you've had so much faith in turns its back on you. I don't think the realization of delusion is quite as powerful as that.


How did the church turn its back on him?
 
2009-11-16 04:09:04 PM
coco ebert: How did the church turn its back on him?

I don't know about the church turning its back on him, but one of the biggies of Scientology is that there's no such thing as Autism, hence the secrecy and denials about his son's issues. But apparently in court testimony, Travolta stated that his son was autistic and suffered from seizures. That's a rather big faux pas in the whacko community.
 
2009-11-16 04:19:59 PM
i204.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-16 04:25:17 PM
Though John Travolta has dismissed rumors that he will leave Scientology, an Irish bookmaker gives 9-4 odds the actor will split.

Well that settles it then.

/It's not news......
 
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