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(Reuters)   Australia apologizes for mass child abuse. Nothing yet about Kylie Minogue   (reuters.com) divider line 92
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2009-11-16 08:41:21 AM  
Leave Kylie out of this you farktard. Watch the Agent Provectuer (sp) video.. farking hell.
 
2009-11-16 08:42:58 AM  
You'd think these kids would have enjoyed living in the Alps. It's beautiful there.

Seriously, is it too late to get in on this deal, 'cause I have a yard that needs mowing and a house that needs painting.
 
2009-11-16 08:43:02 AM  
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2009-11-16 08:45:13 AM  
So, they finally apologized for Josef Fritzl?
 
2009-11-16 08:45:53 AM  
Don't you dare dissing Kylie!
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2009-11-16 08:46:54 AM  
Alphager: Don't you dare dissing Kylie!

Don't i dare using grammar!
/Off to bed
 
2009-11-16 08:47:08 AM  
images.dailyexpress.co.uk
Strewth!
 
2009-11-16 08:48:04 AM  
My brain after reading that headline: La, la, la. La la la-la, oh goddammitsomuch

I need visual justification for not entirely hating Ms. Minogue now.
 
2009-11-16 08:49:12 AM  
I LOVE KYLIE!! Oh crap...I said that out loud...
 
2009-11-16 08:49:22 AM  
Lolwut?

/DNRTFA
 
2009-11-16 08:49:59 AM  
Came here for Josef Fritzl, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-11-16 08:51:26 AM  
IT'S KYLIE!


...wait, what?
 
2009-11-16 08:53:40 AM  
Wrong_Intentions: My brain after reading that headline: La, la, la. La la la-la, oh goddammitsomuch

I need visual justification for not entirely hating Ms. Minogue now.


www.kylie-minogue.com
 
2009-11-16 08:53:55 AM  
Lanuria: Came here for Josef Fritzl, leaving satisfied.

Elisabeth Fritzl?
 
2009-11-16 08:56:01 AM  
Now, now. The Australian government has apologized for Kylie Monogue on several occasions.
 
2009-11-16 08:57:46 AM  
i296.photobucket.com
Abuse, this is abuse. Thanks Australia.
 
2009-11-16 08:59:41 AM  
Kylie pictures balance out Kylie music. And then some.
 
2009-11-16 08:59:45 AM  
hockeychick: Wrong_Intentions: My brain after reading that headline: La, la, la. La la la-la, oh goddammitsomuch

I need visual justification for not entirely hating Ms. Minogue now.


Now we're talkin'. thanks

We've got an idea what she looks like now, so everybody can stop post Kylie Minogue photos, they are now completely unnecessary.
 
2009-11-16 09:02:30 AM  
How sporting of them. Perhaps now the present British monarch would see fit to grant her former subjects pardons and take them back.

When politicians start sullying the word 'sorry', kicking it around their parliaments and laying it on oh so thick over the media I succumb to an irresistable urge to give free rein to my vomiting reflex.

/politician = shameless hussie
 
2009-11-16 09:03:31 AM  
poor mass child
 
2009-11-16 09:07:22 AM  
Veeoh: Leave Kylie out of this you farktard. Watch the Agent Provectuer (sp) video.. farking hell.

OMG I love Kylie!
 
2009-11-16 09:07:36 AM  
No matter what else she does, Kylie gets a pass for this (new window).
 
2009-11-16 09:07:50 AM  
blogs.guardian.co.uk
 
2009-11-16 09:09:45 AM  
I'm still waiting for their apology for Hitler.
 
2009-11-16 09:11:54 AM  
A Gentile in Boca: Abuse, this is abuse. Thanks Australia.

The Aussie accent is abuse enough. Ah, the melodius strains of over-wrought nasal honking.
 
MIU
2009-11-16 09:13:13 AM  
Subby must be gay.

/Not that there's anything wrong with that
 
2009-11-16 09:14:58 AM  
HEATHEN!
 
2009-11-16 09:15:28 AM  
ObscureNameHere: A Gentile in Boca: Abuse, this is abuse. Thanks Australia.

The Aussie accent is abuse enough. Ah, the melodius strains of over-wrought nasal honking.


And what the fark is with all the inflecting? Does everything an Aussie says need to be in the form of a question? Does it?
 
2009-11-16 09:16:49 AM  
Let's see: Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue and is Natalie Imbruglia still hot? If so, then Australia can be the known as the land of women who never age remain 10s until they die. And maybe even after that.
 
2009-11-16 09:19:34 AM  
Nice try Rudd, but it's clearly 100% politics and nothing more. The only reason he's speaking up now is that Disney threatened to sue them over copyright infringement on the movie Pinocchio. What a jackass.
 
2009-11-16 09:21:09 AM  
I know of no reason why anyone should apologize for Kylie Minogue.

Wait a minute... She sings?
 
2009-11-16 09:24:38 AM  
Any word on apologies for Paul Hogan? Some of us suffered through that era.
 
2009-11-16 09:24:52 AM  
And apologize for Bananas in Pajamas while you're at it.
PS - I also love Kylie. I want to protect her, like Felcity Kendal.
 
2009-11-16 09:25:06 AM  
EABOD and DIAF subtard for dissin' Kylie
 
2009-11-16 09:29:18 AM  
Wrong_Intentions:

We've got an idea what she looks like now, so everybody can stop post Kylie Minogue photos, they are now completely unnecessary.

Guys, I was joking about this. Stop listening to me.
 
2009-11-16 09:29:34 AM  
Not sure if (Yahoo) serious.
 
2009-11-16 09:33:43 AM  
Phase 1: Criticize Kylie Minogue in headline.

Phase 2: Watch as Farkers respond by posting hot pictures of her.

Phase 3: Leave satisfied.
 
2009-11-16 09:45:52 AM  
Cormee: And what the fark is with all the inflecting? Does everything an Aussie says need to be in the form of a question? Does it?

Australians worry that in this age of worldwide communication their cultural accent will die out... you could say that their way of speech is in jeopardy.
 
2009-11-16 09:51:33 AM  
The only thing that Australia needs to apologize for is not drafting a law making it illegal for Kylie Minogue to not be naked all the time, bouncing on my man-junk until I tell her to stop.
 
2009-11-16 09:56:41 AM  
lukelightning: you could say that their way of speech is in jeopardy

I'll take Wordplay for 500, Alex.
 
2009-11-16 09:57:09 AM  
GavinTheAlmighty: The only thing that Australia needs to apologize for is not drafting a law making it illegal for Kylie Minogue to not be naked all the time, bouncing on my man-junk until I tell her to stop.

Do you want to stop?.
 
2009-11-16 09:57:56 AM  
JohnCarter: Any word on apologies for Paul Hogan? Some of us suffered through that era.

Subaru and Australia should both apologize for Paul Hogan.
 
2009-11-16 09:58:38 AM  
www.awfulplasticsurgery.com

Just say no to botox kids.
 
2009-11-16 10:01:53 AM  
snidepiper: JohnCarter: Any word on apologies for Paul Hogan? Some of us suffered through that era.

Subaru and Australia should both apologize for Paul Hogan.


You're forgetting their third branch of government: Fosters.
 
2009-11-16 10:03:53 AM  
I believe Australia's failures have been sufficiently balanced by Mad Max and AC/DC.
 
2009-11-16 10:11:26 AM  
Wrong_Intentions: I believe Australia's failures have been sufficiently balanced by Mad Max and AC/DC.

No, any points generated by Mad Max have subsequently been eradicated by Mel Gibson's asshattery.
 
2009-11-16 10:14:26 AM  
Cormee: ObscureNameHere: A Gentile in Boca: Abuse, this is abuse. Thanks Australia.

The Aussie accent is abuse enough. Ah, the melodius strains of over-wrought nasal honking.

And what the fark is with all the inflecting? Does everything an Aussie says need to be in the form of a question? Does it?


Yes? Yes it does?

/is surprised that Americans don't all have a well exercised muscular lump on one cheek like John McCain, seeing as the rest of them also talk out of one side of their mouths and through the corresponding nostril
//the English speak like their tongue is on the floor
///and why is it that you Yanks and Pommies can't speak at a decent speed? What, are you all a bit slow or something?
 
2009-11-16 10:19:43 AM  
Trapper439: What, are you all a bit slow or something?

slow enough to kick your sorry ass out of the Pacific in WW2, Frenchie
 
2009-11-16 10:21:02 AM  
www.rtvchannel.tv

Circus Midget
Kylie pictures balance out Kylie music. And then some.

If the above pictures are not enough to grant a full pardon to Austria, then hopefully more pictures of Peta Wilson will do the trick.

/yes I typed that correctly.
 
2009-11-16 10:37:24 AM  
man, we should have these child abuse threads more often
 
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