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(Some Chick)   A woman with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has found a man of her dreams after she wore out a string of boyfriends. w/pic   (dailytelegraph.com.au ) divider line
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73272 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Nov 2009 at 7:49 AM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2009-11-15 09:09:34 PM  
That guy need a new wardrobe and a haircut. Now where's a pic of this amazing woman?
 
2009-11-15 09:22:16 PM  
Cue DO NOT WANT pictures.
 
2009-11-15 09:26:28 PM  
blog.internetnews.com
 
2009-11-15 09:31:04 PM  
She was making "come hither" eyes at the photographer.

Or maybe it's a thyroid problem.
 
2009-11-15 09:34:17 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-11-15 09:35:11 PM  

FredaDeStilleto: She was making "come hither" eyes at the photographer.


Looks more like "coming harder"...
 
2009-11-15 09:44:22 PM  
But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he's as keen for sexual intercourse as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

Sheesh, how do they get anything done?
 
2009-11-15 09:45:43 PM  
The guy just likes that he can brag that they he gave her the 300 a day.
 
2009-11-15 09:50:25 PM  

cksewell: But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he's as keen for sexual intercourse as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

Sheesh, how do they get anything done?


How can someone who gets that much exercise still be that fat? Does she just lie there?
 
2009-11-15 09:56:02 PM  
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
 
2009-11-15 10:01:35 PM  
oh c'mon, it might be fun in a freaky kind of way. You know, like that night you got drunk (but not as drunk as you pretended), and hooked up with that person who had that thing that went, you know, down there. With a snorkel.
 
2009-11-15 10:22:29 PM  
Her vibrator must be the size of a cricket bat.
 
2009-11-15 10:26:35 PM  
why don't people like this ever consider careers as whores or dominatrices?
 
2009-11-15 11:02:05 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: cksewell: But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he's as keen for sexual intercourse as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

Sheesh, how do they get anything done?

How can someone who gets that much exercise still be that fat? Does she just lie there?


Well, since she's strate... 10 times a day x an average of 3 minutes = 30 minutes per day. I spend more time than that on making dinner and doing the dishes.

Man - enjoy that boyfriend while you can, dearie. In the immortal words of Dolly Parton, it's kind of like playing pool on two tables. He may have the balls now, but sooner or later his stick's gonna wear out.
 
2009-11-16 12:19:30 AM  
TFA could have had a better ending.
 
2009-11-16 12:25:23 AM  
I'm just startled at the depth of the investigative reporting going on at The Telegraph. Who is the intrepid reporter who unearthed this breathtaking news? Pulitzer, anybody?
 
2009-11-16 12:44:56 AM  
Wait... she had a problem finding someone who would have sex ten times a day?

Where the f*ck can I sign my name onto the list of guys that would be willing to do this for ladies?
 
2009-11-16 12:45:39 AM  
shogun.shafted.com.au
/Finally got kissed
 
2009-11-16 12:47:54 AM  
love 10 times a day.

The poor man will be dead within a week.
 
2009-11-16 12:50:28 AM  
"She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off."

What? And no one has paid her for the story on this one?
Porn writers just aren't doing the field research like they used to.
Now day's it's all "ding-dong PIZZA" and "Hi, I'm a horny single mom"
 
2009-11-16 12:58:06 AM  

puffy999: Wait... she had a problem finding someone who would have sex ten times a day?

Where the f*ck can I sign my name onto the list of guys that would be willing to do this for ladies?


For every chick out there who needs sex 10 times a day there is a dude who will eventually get tired of banging that same chick 10 times a day.
 
2009-11-16 01:13:27 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: The poor man will be dead within a week.


Normally I'd say not a bad way to go but... hell no.

/hell no
 
2009-11-16 01:19:10 AM  

Speedofdarkness: AlwaysRightBoy: The poor man will be dead within a week.

Normally I'd say not a bad way to go but... hell no.

/hell no


s3.jspenguin.org
 
2009-11-16 01:36:12 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Uchiha_Cycliste: cksewell: But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he's as keen for sexual intercourse as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

Sheesh, how do they get anything done?

How can someone who gets that much exercise still be that fat? Does she just lie there?

Well, since she's strate... 10 times a day x an average of 3 minutes = 30 minutes per day. I spend more time than that on making dinner and doing the dishes.


Since she's straight, she probably DOES just lie there most of the time... and if a biscuit factory machine would get her off, it's not like he would really have to do much either. I wonder if they count a morning kiss that sets her off as "making love".
 
2009-11-16 01:41:18 AM  
i97.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-16 02:17:46 AM  

Speedofdarkness: AlwaysRightBoy: The poor man will be dead within a week.

Normally I'd say not a bad way to go but... hell no.

/hell no


I've been punsifed, by marriage.
/yes, that is my word
 
2009-11-16 02:36:12 AM  

bobbette: if a biscuit factory machine would get her off, it's not like he would really have to do much either. I wonder if they count a morning kiss that sets her off as "making love".


Good point. They may be counting the good morning kiss, the bump against her on the way to the shower while she brushes her teeth (but not counting the electric toothbrush setting her off before that), the cat sneezing, the rumble of a truck going down the street...
 
2009-11-16 04:33:42 AM  
"She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off."

Y'all ready to get busy?
Now, buttermilk biscuits here we go
SIFT the flour roll the dough
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Move your butt to the funky beat
 
2009-11-16 04:39:50 AM  

chemical_angel: Y'all ready to get busy?
Now, buttermilk biscuits here we go
SIFT the flour roll the dough
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Move your butt to the funky beat


The woman is British. So by "biscuit", she's referring to what we call a "cookie" in the US. Not an American biscuit.
 
2009-11-16 04:57:08 AM  

shivashakti: The woman is British. So by "biscuit", she's referring to what we call a "cookie" in the US. Not an American biscuit.


Why would you let some arbitrary fact keep me from invoking the immortal lyrics of Sir Mixalot?
 
2009-11-16 07:55:52 AM  
Man of her dreams?

Stevie Wonder?
 
2009-11-16 07:58:13 AM  
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
 
2009-11-16 07:58:14 AM  
meh, call me when a real-life version of this f'd up movie comes out.

chatk.org

seriously, it was f'd up.
 
2009-11-16 07:58:34 AM  

shivashakti: chemical_angel: Y'all ready to get busy?
Now, buttermilk biscuits here we go
SIFT the flour roll the dough
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Move your butt to the funky beat

The woman is British. So by "biscuit", she's referring to what we call a "cookie" in the US. Not an American biscuit.


Forget it, he's rollin'
 
2009-11-16 07:59:37 AM  
Someone needs to get that guy a gift certificate for artificial hips.

He'll need them in about 10 years.
 
2009-11-16 08:00:05 AM  
It's nice that the boyfriends had the excuse of "can't keep up". "You're ugly" might have given her a complex.
 
2009-11-16 08:01:53 AM  
She looks like a two hundred pound Alyson Hannigan.
 
2009-11-16 08:02:23 AM  
I am willing to bet he has seen his last BJ.

/ poor guy.
 
2009-11-16 08:02:55 AM  
I had a girlfriend sorta like this once - she would orgasm from a really good kiss.

For grins and giggles, we kept track one time. Grand total of 87 orgasms in one hour for her. We stopped counting and just enjoyed the rest of the afternoon after that. :)

/I know, I know - Cool story bro
//Pics or it didn't happen
///Etc. :)
 
2009-11-16 08:03:09 AM  
I've done it 10 times with the same girl in a day once. My penis was badly swollen the next morning, never again.

//swelling added +inches, so it wasn't all bad
 
2009-11-16 08:04:09 AM  

chemical_angel: shivashakti: The woman is British. So by "biscuit", she's referring to what we call a "cookie" in the US. Not an American biscuit.

Why would you let some arbitrary fact keep me from invoking the immortal lyrics of Sir Mixalot?


Yeah, most of us know the difference... we just don't care... and Sir Mixalot don't sing about no cookies.

You do realize that Sir Mixalot is American. So calling him "Sir" should not be construed to mean that he has been knighted.
 
2009-11-16 08:05:52 AM  
Ehhhhh, buttereverything.
 
2009-11-16 08:05:59 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: cksewell: But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he's as keen for sexual intercourse as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

Sheesh, how do they get anything done?

How can someone who gets that much exercise still be that fat? Does she just lie there?


THIS
 
2009-11-16 08:06:05 AM  
Michelle's rare condition means she always craves sex and can climax at any time anywhere.

Is there an ap for that?
 
2009-11-16 08:06:35 AM  
The girl and I only do it once a day, of course, it lasts ten hours.
 
2009-11-16 08:08:29 AM  
Yeah, she'll be faithful.
 
2009-11-16 08:08:35 AM  

Pope Michael of Discordia: Someone needs to get that guy a gift certificate for artificial hips.


And some zinc supplements.
 
2009-11-16 08:08:36 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Does she just lie there?


The woman is British...
 
2009-11-16 08:09:35 AM  
You could cut the air of masculine insecurity in this thread with a knife.
 
2009-11-16 08:09:45 AM  
I'll bet she's batshiat crazy. All the women who like sex that much are round-the-bend looney tunes. All of them, I tell you ;)
 
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