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icecycle		2001-09-18 04:58:46 PM

. . . and pass the ammunition

mykatissatan		2001-09-18 04:59:38 PM

YESSSAHHHH!!

President George W. Drew

TheWhiteDragon		2001-09-18 04:59:40 PM

Can I be in charge of the ATF?!? PLEASSSSEEEE?!

einer		2001-09-18 05:00:03 PM

Henchman		2001-09-18 05:00:32 PM

Suggestions for the Farkistan National Anthem:

- In heaven there ain't no beer
- Save the beer, lads
- 99 bottles of beer on the wall
- Have a drink on me

stebain		2001-09-18 05:01:07 PM

first post on the flag!

thirdrail		2001-09-18 05:01:29 PM

I want to have the first Farkistan brewery. Fark Beer!

Bumjube		2001-09-18 05:03:43 PM

I got the weeners? Excellent!

pbsaurus		2001-09-18 05:06:45 PM

Can't we take over California instead. The climate is nicer and California already has a great infrastructure. Besides, how many DSL or T1 lines do you think they have over there anyway!

Blue Owl		2001-09-18 05:07:24 PM

First Priority:

Lose the face masks on the women. In MY Koran it says women must not cover their boobes...

And so it is written, and so mote it be.

PsiDefect		2001-09-18 05:07:29 PM

I would like to run for Minister of Boobies and My running mate, BizB for Nipple Secretary.

Everyone deserves a booby to rest their head on! ;)

Wippuh		2001-09-18 05:08:26 PM

Might as well and declare that all beaches are topless! And since pretty much all of Farkistan will be sand...

DrinkyCrow13		2001-09-18 05:08:48 PM

I love the flag.

I nominate myself for "The Minster of Calling All Things Retarded."

Chest Rockwell		2001-09-18 05:09:44 PM

Countries to ally with and/or take over:

Kirblankinstan?

mykatissatan		2001-09-18 05:09:50 PM

IM SORRY! I posted without reading first.

President George W. Demosthenes.....I salute you.

In boobies we trust.

agnes		2001-09-18 05:11:16 PM

Why does our flag look like boobies?
I know we all like boobies but...

Let's be fair.

spikedsynapse		2001-09-18 05:11:19 PM

I nominate Jelloboy and his ilk to be public enemy number 1.

Declare a Jyhad.

Who is going to be the religious leader of the Farkiban?

DrinkyCrow13		2001-09-18 05:12:21 PM

And the minister of stupid double post problems. . . .

Bumjube		2001-09-18 05:13:48 PM

I'm not feeling so bad about my double post now... thanks everyone...

stebain		2001-09-18 05:15:12 PM

lol... too many people posting at once must have bogged the server.

let's take over southern ohio, i'm lazy and I already live there.

stebain		2001-09-18 05:15:47 PM

I nominate bumjube's blue bra pic for the farkistan flag.

fbsimon		2001-09-18 05:15:55 PM

Spikedsynapse: Do... you really... have to ask?

frank_grimes		2001-09-18 05:16:21 PM

Posting twice. Once for each boobie on the flag...

mykatissatan		2001-09-18 05:16:48 PM

This thread is the only one loading pretty slow. I know I clicked add comment twice cause I was wondering why it wasnt going.

But the mascot should either be that damn kitty or Domo-kin (or whatever the fark his name is, I dunno)

RocketScientist		2001-09-18 05:16:54 PM

At least the pledge of allegiance is obvious:
Fark you!

JimDunlop		2001-09-18 05:17:33 PM

I nominate myself for Minsiter of Spite, Bitterness and Apathy... :-)

stebain		2001-09-18 05:17:38 PM

let's make the national song 'oops, upside yer head'.
nice and pointless

Bumjube		2001-09-18 05:17:41 PM

Stebain, I think the bra itself could be the flag!

Wippuh		2001-09-18 05:18:46 PM

All beaches topless, and since Farkistan is mostly sand...
National pastime: Jello Midget Wrestling

stebain		2001-09-18 05:20:00 PM

national university :
Fark U

Airline :
Fast Farker

Cheese:
Jalapeno Jack!!

salute to president :
w00t!

MitchCumstein		2001-09-18 05:20:04 PM

Will there be harems? please please please.....

stebain		2001-09-18 05:20:33 PM

ship it over here, bumjube... I'll raise it myself

nate007		2001-09-18 05:21:02 PM

We need some sort of secret service. Since i know ever Bond film like the back of my hand...

W_T_Fark		2001-09-18 05:21:15 PM

And an idea was born.
Leave yer skivvies at the border!

stebain		2001-09-18 05:21:19 PM

wait! the national song : weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

cycowrencher		2001-09-18 05:21:37 PM

I fark the pledges of the land
standing uncorrected in the sand
drinkin beer and smokin butts
all my friends think i'm nuts
should you flame me i'll be sad
but i'll retaliate when im glad
with boobies and weeners
we celebrate this land
glad your here
walken is the man

NightVis		2001-09-18 05:21:42 PM

Can I run the national propoga...news service?

nate007		2001-09-18 05:22:52 PM

*every

grimace		2001-09-18 05:22:59 PM

Cool... It's even posted with the subdomain I set up for W_T_Fark.

FYI, if anyone has a cool (note the emphasis on the word cool) fark related webpage, and only has an IP address, I'll be happy to set you up with a subdomain of farkclub.com. Just hunt me down on farkchat or in the forum or something.

stebain		2001-09-18 05:23:19 PM

No, MyKattissatan, the mascot will have to be that nutty squirrel. (I'd rather Domo-Kun, cute little bastard, but the squirrel caused fark to happen)

MyStIcMaRa		2001-09-18 05:23:50 PM

Can I do something? I'm a girl and all so I don't have many skills and I'm not very smart. But, I have boobies and would like to contribute in any way possible. *giggle giggle*

Bumjube		2001-09-18 05:24:09 PM

Stebain, Should I wash it first, or.. nevermind...

W_T_Fark		2001-09-18 05:24:26 PM

I finally got one posted & my user info still shows No Posts.

Bah!!

thirdrail		2001-09-18 05:24:59 PM

What's the telecomunications like over there? We need proper amount of bandwidth!!!!!!!1

stebain		2001-09-18 05:25:23 PM

nah, don't bother... i'd just get it dirty ennywhey

W_T_Fark		2001-09-18 05:25:24 PM

Much Thanks to Grimace, Demosthenes, & all those mentioned on the site.

"You really love me!!"
;)

stebain		2001-09-18 05:26:09 PM

ha ha W_T_Fark... I've got one post.

Never saw it, but i got credit.

Wippuh		2001-09-18 05:27:14 PM

We could run extension cords all the way from France for power. Hey, what are they gonna say?
In celebrations we don't hand out candy in the streets as our tradition, but we do hand out cold cold beer!

nate007		2001-09-18 05:27:14 PM

With a national emphasis on boobies i could open a cosmetic surgery clinic and make millions.

Bumjube		2001-09-18 05:27:32 PM

ok, Just send $20... for postage of course, and I'll pack it in one of those vacuum bags, and as long as international mail is accepted over there, you should have it within a week...

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