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(Some Guy)   69-year-old goes online, finds an actual 13-year-old girl... who then gives her login info to the cops. You can see where this is headed   (delawareonline.com) divider line 104
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2009-11-14 09:07:16 AM  
this is a leading contender for the poorest written headline....
 
2009-11-14 09:46:36 AM  
69, dude!
 
2009-11-14 09:51:25 AM  
Why do pervs always LOOK like pervs?
 
2009-11-14 09:55:32 AM  
www.cdupload.com
 
2009-11-14 09:57:15 AM  
I thought she was my long lost great grand daughter. The panties and Viagra were a gift.
 
2009-11-14 09:58:38 AM  
According to the article, the guy did NOT give the girl's login info to the cops. Her mom did. And, he drove over to get some. Or did I RTFA wrong?

That being said. Eww!
 
2009-11-14 10:00:26 AM  
Wow, that's pretty hard to do these days.

I remember on here a while ago the guy who was talking to 3 cops but couldn't find a real one.

And I remember on "To Catch A Predator" when they said "This guy came from hundreds of miles away. What determination!"

My reaction was always "You couldn't find anyone closer? Epidemic my arse!"
 
2009-11-14 10:04:02 AM  
what an old pervert might look like

/link hot like his desire for young asian tail
 
2009-11-14 10:07:33 AM  
try redux


what a old pervert might look like

torp.priv.no

/link is hot like his desire for young asian tail
 
2009-11-14 10:12:49 AM  
I always did wonder what the heck they do in Delaware.
 
2009-11-14 10:13:33 AM  
I'm just a 65 years old man. Can I still play?
 
2009-11-14 10:14:11 AM  
13?

i37.tinypic.com
 
2009-11-14 10:15:35 AM  
12349876: Wow, that's pretty hard to do these days.

I remember on here a while ago the guy who was talking to 3 cops but couldn't find a real one.

And I remember on "To Catch A Predator" when they said "This guy came from hundreds of miles away. What determination!"

My reaction was always "You couldn't find anyone closer? Epidemic my arse!"


One of the theories about the distance is the adults want to keep their exploits out of thier immediate area, like no shiatting where you eat.
 
2009-11-14 10:18:29 AM  
"Beeyotch set me up!"
 
2009-11-14 10:18:46 AM  
ihatedumbpeople: Why do pervs always LOOK like pervs?

I assume it's that they don't get any?
 
2009-11-14 10:19:00 AM  
12349876: And I remember on "To Catch A Predator" when they said "This guy came from hundreds of miles away. What determination!"

My reaction was always "You couldn't find anyone closer? Epidemic my arse!"


To be fair, they're only getting the ones stupid enough to troll chat rooms. They're ignoring the vast majority of child molesters: step-fathers, uncles, trusted family friends, Polish movie directors, members of the FLDS, etc... You know, the ones that have actually molested children.
 
2009-11-14 10:19:07 AM  
I'd arrest the guy on the basis of his looks alone. Get him in front of a jury and say "Is this not the face of a perv?" and he'd be spending the rest of his days in PMITA jail.

/Bailiff, whack his peepee.
//not obscure for Fark, I'm sure
 
2009-11-14 10:20:20 AM  
Seacop: One of the theories about the distance is the adults want to keep their exploits out of thier immediate area, like no shiatting where you eat.

Which explains Rush Limbaugh going to the Dominican Republic.
 
2009-11-14 10:21:34 AM  
He fixes the little girls cable?
 
2009-11-14 10:24:33 AM  
Ed Grubermann: Seacop: One of the theories about the distance is the adults want to keep their exploits out of thier immediate area, like no shiatting where you eat.

Which explains Rush Limbaugh going to the Dominican Republic.


Exactly.
 
2009-11-14 10:25:42 AM  
Wouldn't he realize that no one wants to have sex with him? I mean come on, he looks disgusting. He would get to her house and she would easily turn him down. I think 13 year olds have better standards than 20 year olds
 
2009-11-14 10:29:45 AM  
Ed Grubermann: 12349876: And I remember on "To Catch A Predator" when they said "This guy came from hundreds of miles away. What determination!"

My reaction was always "You couldn't find anyone closer? Epidemic my arse!"

To be fair, they're only getting the ones stupid enough to troll chat rooms. They're ignoring the vast majority of child molesters: step-fathers, uncles, trusted family friends, Polish movie directors, members of the FLDS, etc... You know, the ones that have actually molested children.


You leave Roman Polanski alone. It was the Seventies, man.
 
2009-11-14 10:31:25 AM  
Seacop: 12349876: Wow, that's pretty hard to do these days.

I remember on here a while ago the guy who was talking to 3 cops but couldn't find a real one.

And I remember on "To Catch A Predator" when they said "This guy came from hundreds of miles away. What determination!"

My reaction was always "You couldn't find anyone closer? Epidemic my arse!"

One of the theories about the distance is the adults want to keep their exploits out of thier immediate area, like no shiatting where you eat.


You don't need hundreds of miles for anonymity. I'd say 50 is plenty for most.
 
2009-11-14 10:38:16 AM  
12349876: Seacop: 12349876: Wow, that's pretty hard to do these days.

I remember on here a while ago the guy who was talking to 3 cops but couldn't find a real one.

And I remember on "To Catch A Predator" when they said "This guy came from hundreds of miles away. What determination!"

My reaction was always "You couldn't find anyone closer? Epidemic my arse!"

One of the theories about the distance is the adults want to keep their exploits out of thier immediate area, like no shiatting where you eat.

You don't need hundreds of miles for anonymity. I'd say 50 is plenty for most.


I doubt that one you get past 20 miles and a willing victim it matters to these guys. 50, 100, 300 miles...nothing is too far.
 
2009-11-14 10:38:24 AM  
10 sec rule applies to pudding too: Wouldn't he realize that no one wants to have sex with him? I mean come on, he looks disgusting. He would get to her house and she would easily turn him down. I think 13 year olds have better standards than 20 year olds

No shiat...unless this guy showed up in a Ferrari with a bag of gold bars in hand, he ain't getting any. Even then she's probably dry-heaving the whole time.
 
2009-11-14 10:39:07 AM  
real shaman: this is a leading contender for the poorest written headline....

Yes, quite Possibly

Clarification below in bold.
69-year-old goes online, finds an actual 13-year-old girl (as opposed to a male cop posing as a 13-year-old girl)... who (The girl - or in this case her mom) then gives her login info to the cops. You can see where this is headed PMITA prison

clivecusslerfan: ...Eww!

Yes, most Definately!
 
2009-11-14 10:40:00 AM  
mitchcumstein1: He fixes the little girls cable?

Don't be fatuous, mitchcumstein1.
 
2009-11-14 10:40:13 AM  
i508.photobucket.com
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i508.photobucket.com

Rehosted and repaired.

/decidedly not hot.
 
2009-11-14 10:42:16 AM  
These stories always kill me. Do these guys not read the news? How can they think they can get away with it? Or does it actually work? Are there any stories of real young teens being led astray from someone in a chat room. I mean other than in a made for Lifetime movie? I guess there may have been one or two when chat rooms were new, but kids today are pretty sharp and also would be grossed out by his looks if grandpa showed up at their door.
 
2009-11-14 10:45:41 AM  
Ed Grubermann: 12349876: And I remember on "To Catch A Predator" when they said "This guy came from hundreds of miles away. What determination!"

My reaction was always "You couldn't find anyone closer? Epidemic my arse!"

To be fair, they're only getting the ones stupid enough to troll chat rooms. They're ignoring the vast majority of child molesters: step-fathers, uncles, trusted family friends, Polish movie directors, members of the FLDS, etc... You know, the ones that have actually molested children.


Would laugh again.
 
2009-11-14 10:45:50 AM  
On Thursday, Woodrum drove to Virginia and was arrested when he arrived at her house.

She (or worse, the cops) gave him her actual address??

/cue facepalm pics....
 
2009-11-14 10:53:10 AM  
..was charged by the Stafford County Sheriff's Office with solicitation, manufacturing child pornography and two other offenses.

I want to KNOW!
 
2009-11-14 10:53:20 AM  
Braindeath: Ed Grubermann: 12349876: And I remember on "To Catch A Predator" when they said "This guy came from hundreds of miles away. What determination!"

My reaction was always "You couldn't find anyone closer? Epidemic my arse!"

To be fair, they're only getting the ones stupid enough to troll chat rooms. They're ignoring the vast majority of child molesters: step-fathers, uncles, trusted family friends, Polish movie directors, members of the FLDS, etc... You know, the ones that have actually molested children.

Would laugh again.


Sadly, I'm not really joking.
 
2009-11-14 10:56:43 AM  
Time has not been kind to Winston Smith, apparently.
affordablehousinginstitute.org
 
2009-11-14 10:58:20 AM  
Dover man accused of soliciting sex from Vag


There. See how you can make headlines less creepy by taking out some of those pesky letters.
 
2009-11-14 11:04:31 AM  
The_Philosopher_King: These stories always kill me. Do these guys not read the news? How can they think they can get away with it? Or does it actually work? Are there any stories of real young teens being led astray from someone in a chat room. I mean other than in a made for Lifetime movie? I guess there may have been one or two when chat rooms were new, but kids today are pretty sharp and also would be grossed out by his looks if grandpa showed up at their door.

Sometimes these guys do reach their objective before getting busted. Some years ago there was an article on Fark about a horrible 400 pound bald guy who had managed to lure a 14 year old girl (with fake info) and raped her a few times before he was arrested. I can't remember any more details or I'd post a link.

The pedo looked kind of like that bald guy with cleavage photo that is a minor Fark cliche. Educators should use this story to tell kids why they shouldn't flirt online with strangers.
 
2009-11-14 11:06:10 AM  
The_Philosopher_King: These stories always kill me. Do these guys not read the news? How can they think they can get away with it? Or does it actually work? Are there any stories of real young teens being led astray from someone in a chat room. I mean other than in a made for Lifetime movie? I guess there may have been one or two when chat rooms were new, but kids today are pretty sharp and also would be grossed out by his looks if grandpa showed up at their door.

I agree!

What is the reason that men look for sex online? Its almost like a game to some of them...how many people can they hook up with on their friends list right? disgusting...

/i am disturbed by the recent "old man vs 13 year old girl featuring the Police" stories lately... the Richmond Gang Rape is AS BAD as this story, but at the end of the day: there will always be a division between what is the right way to act/behave and what people actually do. Im so pissed that the world is turning into a poop deck headed right off the edge of the world

//load up a bowl and toke it man!
 
2009-11-14 11:10:12 AM  
ihatedumbpeople: Why do pervs always LOOK like pervs?

The same reason a rattlesnake has a rattle, and poisonous frogs are brightly colored. It's nature's way of warning us. But sometimes we do not heed the signs.
 
2009-11-14 11:12:02 AM  
Egalitarian: The pedo looked kind of like that bald guy with cleavage photo that is a minor Fark cliche. Educators should use this story to tell kids why they shouldn't flirt online with strangers.

Cock Blocker!
 
2009-11-14 11:13:18 AM  
Egalitarian:

Thanks for the response. I've posted this question in other, similar threads but the thread always degenerates into a thought crime discussion and I never had an answer. I've tried searching but hated to use some of the search terms that would be most effective. Poor girl, at least they caught the guy.
 
2009-11-14 11:19:42 AM  
Would drive to have sex in Virginia, Virginia Madsen that is:

im.rediff.com
 
2009-11-14 11:51:30 AM  
real shaman: this is a leading contender for the poorest written headline....

THIS.
 
2009-11-14 11:52:54 AM  
69-year-old goes online, finds an actual 13-year-old girl... who then gives her login info to the cops. You can see where this is headed

To the seat over there, apparently.
images.starcraftmazter.net
 
2009-11-14 11:53:26 AM  
Egalitarian:
Sometimes these guys do reach their objective before getting busted. Some years ago there was an article on Fark about a horrible 400 pound bald guy who had managed to lure a 14 year old girl (with fake info) and raped her a few times before he was arrested.


But had he looked like Brad Pitt it would have been, maybe not OK, but somehow better?

/Sounds fat but isn't.
 
2009-11-14 12:02:07 PM  
THIS is why prostitution should be legal. I have little doubt that if he could get some p*ssy from a local legal brothel, who would do it right, then he'd be much less likely to want to screw kids.

Note, I said LESS likely, not that the solution to all pervs is hookers.
 
2009-11-14 12:17:38 PM  
These guys are why every male in this country is terrified to even stand within 4 feet of a small child.
 
2009-11-14 12:18:23 PM  
So using this method to stop bank robbers, cops should pose as bank employees online and talk about how they never bother to lock the vault, leave cash drawers unlocked while they take breaks and the security guard is a 70 yr old with arthritic knees and cataracts. Then arrest anyone dumb enough to show up to rob this imaginary bank.
 
2009-11-14 12:21:31 PM  
Rodeodoc: I'd arrest the guy on the basis of his looks alone. Get him in front of a jury and say "Is this not the face of a perv?" and he'd be spending the rest of his days in PMITA jail.

Although there does seem to be some consistency, it seems pretty dangerous to judge people based on their looks. If he cleaned up and shaved, would that exonerate him?

TsarTom: Egalitarian:
Sometimes these guys do reach their objective before getting busted. Some years ago there was an article on Fark about a horrible 400 pound bald guy who had managed to lure a 14 year old girl (with fake info) and raped her a few times before he was arrested.

But had he looked like Brad Pitt it would have been, maybe not OK, but somehow better?


This.
 
2009-11-14 12:22:48 PM  
The_Philosopher_King: These stories always kill me. Do these guys not read the news? How can they think they can get away with it? Or does it actually work? Are there any stories of real young teens being led astray from someone in a chat room. I mean other than in a made for Lifetime movie? I guess there may have been one or two when chat rooms were new, but kids today are pretty sharp and also would be grossed out by his looks if grandpa showed up at their door.

I'm sure there are some horny teenagers who would look for some action from older guys if they thought they could get away with it. I once knew a girl who was screwed up enough that I wouldn't be surprised to find out that she solicited sex from strange men online (she became sexually active at 13, then ran away from home at 16 and used a fake ID to get a job at a strip club).

Whether or not she actually did look for sex from older guys (on the Internet or elsewhere), I may never know. All I know is that she thankfully never tried to hook up with me.
 
2009-11-14 12:26:18 PM  
Wrong Trousers: So using this method to stop bank robbers, cops should pose as bank employees online and talk about how they never bother to lock the vault, leave cash drawers unlocked while they take breaks and the security guard is a 70 yr old with arthritic knees and cataracts. Then arrest anyone dumb enough to show up to rob this imaginary bank.

Well, actually, yeah. If we could get a law against being a farking moran on the books, I could get behind that.

I would prefer that it just hurt like all holy hell, but hey... take what you can get.
 
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