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(Some Guy)   Cue the wharrgarbl dog pictures: Glenn Beck says the health care bill will insure dogs   (politifact.com) divider line 101
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2009-11-13 04:25:05 PM
Glenn Beck says lots of sh*t, just like any other talking asshole.
 
2009-11-13 04:28:03 PM
Well that just HAS to make the list.

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2009-11-13 04:29:33 PM
Calmamity: Glenn Beck says lots of sh*t, just like any other talking asshole.

As evidenced by most of the comments on Fark these days. ;)

/Meep
 
2009-11-13 04:47:54 PM
That's just silly. Cats I could believe, but dogs? Really.
 
2009-11-13 04:49:46 PM
STOP THE PRESSES!

Glenn Beck lied about something?!
 
2009-11-13 04:57:08 PM
How many dogs ?
 
2009-11-13 05:05:20 PM
The man must own a dresser full of asbestos underwear.
 
2009-11-13 05:11:28 PM
Mordant: How many dogs ?

Lots.
 
2009-11-13 05:15:32 PM
Mordant: How many dogs ?

i80.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-13 06:13:52 PM
I Said: Well that just HAS to make the list.

More groups will be added as they and their nefarious schemes are exposed.


Is Tinkie Winkie still on that list? Or is that covered under teh gheys and the BBC?
 
2009-11-13 06:37:37 PM
Well it would make sure he and people like him are insured, so yes it will provide coverage for dogs.
 
2009-11-13 06:47:51 PM
THANK YOU GLENN BECK!!1!

i159.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-13 07:05:31 PM
No more stupid that saying it will outlaw abortions.
 
2009-11-13 07:10:00 PM
RockIsDead: No more stupid that saying it will outlaw abortions.

I thought it was making abortions mandatory. Oh, and death panels.
 
2009-11-13 07:10:35 PM
Will it cover abortions for dogs? What about dogs that are illegal aliens?
 
2009-11-13 07:12:45 PM
Philip Francis Queeg: Will it cover abortions for dogs? What about dogs that are illegal aliens?

What about dogs that were raped and murdered in 1990?
 
2009-11-13 07:14:30 PM
Philip Francis Queeg: Will it cover abortions for dogs? What about dogs that are illegal aliens?

What about dogs that are actual aliens.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-11-13 07:14:45 PM
Will this cover my grandmother's gay dog's abortion?
 
2009-11-13 07:16:17 PM
I knew this was going to pop up after those three assholes tried to get a bill where you can deduct up to $3500 for your pets.
 
2009-11-13 07:17:55 PM
Quasar: Will this cover my grandmother's gay dog's abortion?

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2009-11-13 07:22:08 PM
I'm actually pretty excited for this thread. Inevitably there are people who come out of the woodwork to defend Beck no matter what he says. I'm really curious to see what on earth anyone could possibly say to defend his claims here.
 
2009-11-13 07:23:32 PM
So far the best Beck has done on any claim is "half true," and only once at that.
 
2009-11-13 07:24:12 PM
lennavan: I'm actually pretty excited for this thread. Inevitably there are people who come out of the woodwork to defend Beck no matter what he says. I'm really curious to see what on earth anyone could possibly say to defend his claims here.

"So it might not actually be true. But you know they want to."
 
2009-11-13 07:24:20 PM
lennavan: I'm actually pretty excited for this thread. Inevitably there are people who come out of the woodwork to defend Beck no matter what he says. I'm really curious to see what on earth anyone could possibly say to defend his claims here.

The Beck defenders and Palin defenders are usually one in the same.

As for the defense, expect the usual 'He's just an entertainer' or 'You libs pay attention to him alot. You must be scared of him.'
 
2009-11-13 07:24:25 PM
Don't be gay, Sparky.
 
2009-11-13 07:25:00 PM
Come one now, when we said biatches we were not talking about actually dogs.
 
2009-11-13 07:26:02 PM
I'm super, thanks for asking!
 
2009-11-13 07:26:08 PM
I'd also like to add that extending health care coverage to prostitutes could lower their incidence of disease.
 
2009-11-13 07:27:51 PM
Peter von Nostrand: RockIsDead: No more stupid that saying it will outlaw abortions.

I thought it was making abortions mandatory. Oh, and death panels.


The 'underhanded attempt to outlaw all abortion' claims by Lefties are EQUALLY as 'off' as any 'death panel' claims.
 
2009-11-13 07:28:04 PM
Glenn is just an entertainer you libtards, don't take everything he says so seriously.
Jeeeeeeez
 
2009-11-13 07:34:29 PM
RockIsDead: Peter von Nostrand: RockIsDead: No more stupid that saying it will outlaw abortions.

I thought it was making abortions mandatory. Oh, and death panels.

The 'underhanded attempt to outlaw all abortion' claims by Lefties are EQUALLY as 'off' as any 'death panel' claims.


Eh, as I've heard it (listen to Maddow via podcast on the bus) liberals are biatching about probably causing insurance companies to stop covering abortion even in their purely private plans.

Also there's Stupak's whole "vote for this amendment and conservadems will vote for the full bill" offer. That didn't happen.
 
2009-11-13 07:36:41 PM
The only bill I've heard of that covers pets was sponsored by a Republican. Is that what Beck is talking about?
 
2009-11-13 07:36:51 PM
lennavan: I'm actually pretty excited for this thread. Inevitably there are people who come out of the woodwork to defend Beck no matter what he says. I'm really curious to see what on earth anyone could possibly say to defend his claims here.

Glenn was outraged on his show yesterday that the CA Attorney General is investigating criminals, and was calling for an independent investigation of the investigation. Nothing is out-of-bounds.
 
2009-11-13 07:39:58 PM
I Said: Well that just HAS to make the list.

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefor, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
The New York Times
The LA Times
The Washington Post
The Associated Press
Reuters
BBC
The Guardian
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
WTO
Inflated tires
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Star Bulletin
Teletubbies
Sponge Bob and Patrick
Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
NOAA
Sesame Street
Comic Books
Dogs

More groups will be added as they and their nefarious schemes are exposed.


Don't forget the NFL
 
2009-11-13 07:40:27 PM
Your dog wants low deductible.
 
2009-11-13 07:41:37 PM
I think the real question here is whether or not smurfs will be protected.
 
2009-11-13 07:42:04 PM
Mordant: How many dogs ?

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2009-11-13 07:44:48 PM
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-11-13 07:45:22 PM
He either has a room stuffed of monkeys typing away as fast as they can writing this crap for him or he's an avatar of Nyarlathotep.
 
2009-11-13 07:47:20 PM
NeverDrunk23: lennavan: I'm actually pretty excited for this thread. Inevitably there are people who come out of the woodwork to defend Beck no matter what he says. I'm really curious to see what on earth anyone could possibly say to defend his claims here.

The Beck defenders and Palin defenders are usually one in the same.

As for the defense, expect the usual 'He's just an entertainer' or 'You libs pay attention to him alot. You must be scared of him.'


Yeah, the fear/hate comments are usually pretty common. I guess I was pretty excited for someone to directly address it and not skirt it.

The Dog Ate The Constitution: Glenn is just an entertainer you libtards, don't take everything he says so seriously.
Jeeeeeeez


But we can call this one a point for you NeverDrunk23.
 
Al!
2009-11-13 07:47:24 PM
Is he trying to get me to be in favor of the bill? Pet care is quite expensive, and I would gladly show my support if they could help my ancient, arthritic beagle-mix see a few more years of happiness.

/Almost 17 years old and she's still a puppy when I give her what's left of a porterhouse. Of course, she is easily defeated by stairs. And kids on skateboards will rouse her ire without dragging her from her sunny spot on the porch like they used to.
 
2009-11-13 07:49:03 PM
i14.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-13 07:50:26 PM
DarnoKonrad: I Said: Well that just HAS to make the list.

List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefor, America
(LOPCATGOPATA for short):
Liberals
Democrats
Socialists
Geologists
Biologists
Meteorologists
Atheists
Muslims
Jews
ABC
NBC
CNN
CBS
PBS
All of cable except FNC
The New York Times
The LA Times
The Washington Post
The Associated Press
Reuters
BBC
The Guardian
Black People
Mexicans
Human Rights Activists
SCOTUS
Europe
Movie Industry
Television Industry
Environmentalists
ACLU
The United Nations
Labor Unions
Colleges
Teachers
Professors
ACORN
National Endowment for the Arts
Gays
Judges
NPR
Paleontologists
Astrophysicists
Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
WHO
WTO
Inflated tires
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Star Bulletin
Teletubbies
Sponge Bob and Patrick
Nobel Prize Committee
US Census Bureau
NOAA
Sesame Street
Comic Books
Dogs

More groups will be added as they and their nefarious schemes are exposed.

Don't forget the NFL


And South Park.
 
2009-11-13 07:55:46 PM
What a teabagger's dog may look like:

rlv.zcache.com
 
2009-11-13 07:56:07 PM
madmann: Mordant: How many dogs ?

i37.tinypic.com
 
2009-11-13 08:00:14 PM
NeverDrunk23: lennavan: I'm actually pretty excited for this thread. Inevitably there are people who come out of the woodwork to defend Beck no matter what he says. I'm really curious to see what on earth anyone could possibly say to defend his claims here.

The Beck defenders and Palin defenders are usually one in the same.

As for the defense, expect the usual 'He's just an entertainer' or 'You libs pay attention to him alot. You must be scared of him.'


Well we ARE somewhat scared. Scared he's gonna talk some hick into taking a shot at the President. That's not the same as him being intelligent or credible, of course.
 
2009-11-13 08:05:10 PM
Glen Beck - Dog Raper
 
2009-11-13 08:08:03 PM
Arf, Arf!
he goes,
a merry sight,
our little hairy friend.

Arf Arf! upon the lamppost bright
Arfing 'round the bend.

nice dog, good boy
waggie tail and beg.

clever nigel jump for joy (because we're putting you to sleep at 3 o'clock, nigel)


--John Lennon
 
2009-11-13 08:10:31 PM
THAT'S WHERE THIS CAME FROM.

Okay.

My brother in law snarked at my mother in law last week because someone had a sick puppy. "WHARRGLARBLE, WELL. I guess it'll be okay because he'll have insurance soon enough!"

And neither I, my husband, or my mother in law had any farking clue what he was on about. Okay. Thanks, Fark, you just solved a family mystery. My BIL is now outed as a viewer of Glenn Beck.

I am not going home for Thanksgiving. Oh, hell naw.
 
2009-11-13 08:15:02 PM
The better question is why does Glenn Beck not want us to provide health care to dogs, the most popular pet in America? Dogs represent true loyalty and strength, the very ideals America was built upon. Why does he hate dogs? But more importantly, why does Glenn Beck hate America?

/cat person
 
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