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(Some meeper)   Amusing: High School principal tells his students they're not allowed to say "meep." Fark: Assistant principal reports an out-of-state attorney to the police for putting "meep" in an email   (theodoramichaels.com) divider line 537
    More: Followup, Assistant Principal Mark Strout, Principal Thomas Murray, Assistant Principal Cornelia Varoudakis, Schools Dr. Lisa Dana, Massachusetts law, Danvers  
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2009-11-13 01:36:41 PM  
photos.imageevent.com
 
2009-11-13 01:37:49 PM  
And if you really want to have some fun, their phone number is listed right on their web site.
 
2009-11-13 01:38:03 PM  
Meep Meep

shoe.a-holic.com
 
2009-11-13 01:38:45 PM  
Marcus Aurelius: And if you really want to have some fun, their phone number is listed right on their web site.

Unlease the phreakers! 4chan, charge!
 
2009-11-13 01:39:24 PM  
And finally, Messrs. Murray and Strout don't understand how the internet works. Attempts to silence information -- or even nonsense -- are consistently met with a proliferation of that very information (or nonsense) beyond anyone's wildest dreams. Anyone who tries to stop people's honest criticism of their conduct -- especially if they show that they're highly sensitive to criticism (Going to the police? Seriously?) -- is likely to be the target of further criticism. Their overreaction becomes a source of lulz.

Time to go full retard from Canada... Meep
 
2009-11-13 01:42:11 PM  
In conclusion, meep.

There's something really funny about them forwarding an interstate email to their local police department. Somebody from Alberta sent me an email that read "doop"! I'm calling BillyBob at the Farksville traffic court!
 
2009-11-13 01:47:47 PM  
Peem.

I was gonna turn it inside out and say "Eemp", but I imagine that DHS has sniffers that find any iteration of "EMP", and send a squad out to not-torture you if you do that...brb door
 
2009-11-13 01:48:23 PM  
I'm waiting for the response by the Danvers Police Department.
 
2009-11-13 01:48:40 PM  
So why did the principal ban "meep"? Does it mean anything? Was it code for something? Like whenever a kid said "meep" whoever looked up got a beat down? Or was the dick just on a power trip?
 
2009-11-13 01:52:21 PM  
If three people do it, it'd be a movement.....

\\you can get anything you want....
 
2009-11-13 01:53:05 PM  
ursomniac: I'm waiting for the response by the Danvers Police Department.

Hopefully that response is a citation for filing frivolous reports.
 
2009-11-13 01:54:30 PM  
Mail sent...
 
2009-11-13 01:57:11 PM  
dahmers love zombie: Peem.

I was gonna turn it inside out and say "Eemp", but I imagine that DHS has sniffers that find any iteration of "EMP", and send a squad out to not-torture you if you do that...brb door


Stay in view, please.
 
2009-11-13 01:57:21 PM  
oi_piss_me_off: So why did the principal ban "meep"? Does it mean anything? Was it code for something? Like whenever a kid said "meep" whoever looked up got a beat down? Or was the dick just on a power trip?

Official reason: The kids were "planning to disrupt the school" by all yelling MEEP at the same time one day.

Real reason: The principal is an insecure, power-drunk dick.
 
2009-11-13 01:57:42 PM  
Danvers, MA police site has a policy about false alarms:

# All false business burglar alarms are now $120.00

# All false residential burglar alarms are now $80.00

# We will not bill for the first two false alarms each year until the total reaches three.


I'll bet the Principal's gone over his "first two false alarms" limit.
 
2009-11-13 02:01:56 PM  
dahmers love zombie: Peem.

I was gonna turn it inside out and say "Eemp", but I imagine that DHS has sniffers that find any iteration of "EMP", and send a squad out to not-torture you if you do that...brb door


Empe?
 
2009-11-13 02:01:58 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2009-11-13 02:03:22 PM  
shoe.a-holic.com
Disapproves of their shenanigans.
 
2009-11-13 02:04:22 PM  
Email sent, praising principal for his steadfastness, and suggesting that he go farther and also ban "winkle," "shtoink" and "colander."
 
2009-11-13 02:05:10 PM  
Rusty Shackleford: Email sent, praising principal for his steadfastness, and suggesting that he go farther and also ban "winkle," "shtoink" and "colander."

Nice.
 
2009-11-13 02:06:15 PM  
Dear Mr. Murray, Mr. Straout, and Ms. Varoudakis:

maaadddog.files.wordpress.com

Sincerely,

Benevolent Misanthrope
 
2009-11-13 02:06:39 PM  
Benevolent Misanthrope
oi_piss_me_off: So why did the principal ban "meep"? Does it mean anything? Was it code for something? Like whenever a kid said "meep" whoever looked up got a beat down? Or was the dick just on a power trip?

Official reason: The kids were "planning to disrupt the school" by all yelling MEEP at the same time one day.

Real reason: The principal is an insecure, power-drunk dick.


when i meet people like that, i always wonder what they like as kids. What they were like kids. I bet he was beat up a lot as a kid.
 
2009-11-13 02:10:34 PM  
oi_piss_me_off: when i meet people like that, i always wonder what they like as kids. What they were like kids. I bet he was beat up a lot as a kid.

I postulate two possibilities:

1 - He felt powerless and was picked on and bullied. HE now feels the deep-seated need to demonstrate to the school that he is In Charge, by dammit.

2 - He was the bully and has continued his basic pattern of behavior, exerting his power over those who have no power to stop him. In short, he went from schoolyard bully to tin pot dictator.

I personally vote #2.
 
2009-11-13 02:12:38 PM  
The contents of the email I just sent them:

"Your decision to ban 'meep' was perfectly cromulent. Kids today have no boundaries or sense of order, and they require someone to provide them with frakking structure. Your decision will certainly embiggen these kids later in life."
 
2009-11-13 02:13:33 PM  
Murray said the matter should be a wake-up call to parents about how kids are using social networking sites.

"I'm not sure parents are aware of what students are getting into on the Facebook sites," Murray said.

In the near future, Murray is planning a student-and-parent forum on the pitfalls of Facebook.


Pitfalls?

MeepMeepMeepMeep
MeepMeepMeepMeep
MeepMeepMeepMeep
MeepMeepMeepMeep
MeepMeepMeepMeep
 
2009-11-13 02:21:19 PM  
Benevolent Misanthrope

2 - He was the bully and has continued his basic pattern of behavior, exerting his power over those who have no power to stop him. In short, he went from schoolyard bully to tin pot dictator.

I personally vote #2.


oooo, that's true too. Either way he sounds like a boring person. I wonder what it's like working for him.
 
2009-11-13 02:22:55 PM  
God darnit, Mr. Lamarr Michaels, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
 
2009-11-13 02:25:12 PM  
Okay, see, now THAT is pretty damned funny.

/MEEP, MOTHER FRAKKER! CAN YOU SAY IT?
 
2009-11-13 02:25:47 PM  
JusticeandIndependence: In the near future, Murray is planning a student-and-parent forum on the pitfalls of Facebook.

Pitfalls?

LOL - I missed that. Reminds me of this guy:

ppc-advice.com
 
2009-11-13 03:14:11 PM  
img248.imageshack.us
We shall say 'meep' again to you if you do not appease us.
 
2009-11-13 03:27:36 PM  
I'm frankly surprised someone hasn't hacked their website with that road runner pic and a string on "MEEP-MEEP"s.
 
2009-11-13 03:30:41 PM  
Mail sent as well, to all the provided addresses.

Meep
 
2009-11-13 03:50:03 PM  
Mail sent.

I eagerly await an arrest.
 
2009-11-13 03:52:33 PM  
Must... not... write... mass ... emailing... script... GAH! I mean MEEP!
 
2009-11-13 03:56:07 PM  
Meep!
 
2009-11-13 03:57:31 PM  
Gormenghast: We shall say 'meep' again to you if you do not appease us.

Well, what do you want?
 
2009-11-13 03:58:59 PM  
Gormenghast: We shall say 'meep' again to you if you do not appease us.

came for this or to say this
 
2009-11-13 03:59:05 PM  
I sent them one that says Peem and explained that I'm dyslexic.
 
2009-11-13 03:59:25 PM  
Meeping meepers, when the meep will they ever learn?
 
2009-11-13 03:59:25 PM  
"Impliedly" is the new "meep".
 
2009-11-13 03:59:33 PM  
www.thegldg.com
 
2009-11-13 03:59:37 PM  
I thought the headline was a substitution for another word. What the hell.
 
2009-11-13 04:00:01 PM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-11-13 04:00:29 PM  
I'm not current on all the lingo, but with an unhealthy dose of dyslexia I can potentially see that meep is weed. Beyond that, I can't think of any justification for this nonsense.

/thought crimes!
 
2009-11-13 04:00:34 PM  
Okay, where do I get my Meep! t-shirt? I live close enough to Danvers that I'd drive up there and peaceably walk around town (shopping, etc.) until people saw it. At which point, presumably, Western civilization would fall.

This is why I hated (public) high school.
 
2009-11-13 04:00:35 PM  
Since the principal has banned the word "meep," I think the students should begin calling out other words en-mass. Like "The." I'd like to see the principal ban the word "The"
 
2009-11-13 04:01:24 PM  
What the m**p are you talking about?!
 
2009-11-13 04:01:39 PM  
uh.... have I been silenced?
 
2009-11-13 04:02:09 PM  
There was a teacher at my middle school named Mr. Corn. For some reason, kids would go up to him, point and shout "Weep wong" then run away laughing. He would go nuts.

I had a another teacher who lost it during a class, stood in a wastebasket and began crying. This was a dude.

/cue the Cool Story Bro guy
 
2009-11-13 04:02:22 PM  
meep, er mail sent!
 
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