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(Some Correctness)   Superhero Smackdown Semifinal: Superman vs Wolverine   (thecorrectness.com) divider line 263
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2009-11-13 12:30:36 PM  
Pretty simple choice on this.
 
2009-11-13 12:55:59 PM  
Hebalo: Pretty simple choice on this.

Batman. Batman ALWAYS wins.
 
2009-11-13 01:08:49 PM  
Supes should try taking on the Surfer, you know if he could get him to notice him
 
2009-11-13 01:11:16 PM  
DjangoStonereaver: Hebalo: Pretty simple choice on this.

Batman. Batman ALWAYS wins.


This.
 
2009-11-13 01:25:41 PM  
Hebalo: DjangoStonereaver: Hebalo: Pretty simple choice on this.

Batman. Batman ALWAYS wins.

This.


What they said.
 
2009-11-13 01:26:32 PM  
In what possible way could wolverine even so much as harm superman? Mean while supers could just rush in and toss wolverine into space. Pretty sure he can't heal that.
 
2009-11-13 01:27:25 PM  
KingKauff: Hebalo: DjangoStonereaver: Hebalo: Pretty simple choice on this.

Batman. Batman ALWAYS wins.

This.

What they said.


Except that he lost already...
 
2009-11-13 01:27:54 PM  
The Green Lantern Booster Gold FTW!
 
2009-11-13 01:27:56 PM  
Superman can't lose. Unless it cryptonite. Wolverine isn't made of crytonite.

I mean, seriously, they gave Superman EVERY POWER.
 
2009-11-13 01:28:02 PM  
Honest Bender: In what possible way could wolverine even so much as harm superman? Mean while supers could just rush in and toss wolverine into space. Pretty sure he can't heal that.

Well, he might heal if he ever landed...
 
2009-11-13 01:28:45 PM  
adamantium > steel, as in the 'man of steel'.
 
2009-11-13 01:28:48 PM  
enforcerpsu: Superman can't lose. Unless it cryptonite. Wolverine isn't made of crytonite.

I mean, seriously, they gave Superman EVERY POWER.


Apparently your Batbelt doesn't have a built-in super spellchecker.
 
2009-11-13 01:28:53 PM  
Telos: KingKauff: Hebalo: DjangoStonereaver: Hebalo: Pretty simple choice on this.

Batman. Batman ALWAYS wins.

This.

What they said.

Except that he lost already...


That's what he wants you to think.
 
2009-11-13 01:28:59 PM  
Holy shiat, this is so one sided it's not even funny. Superman freeze Wolverine with his breath. The end.
 
2009-11-13 01:29:08 PM  
OK, I ridiculed you people for this weekly thread but I've been drawn into the silliness. That said, however, how can the final between Supes and the Flash be even remotely close? Superman can essentially do everything the Flash can plus all the other super stuff.

Superman must be holding a gun to these guys' heads.
 
2009-11-13 01:30:13 PM  
wth?

is there even a debate on this?

maybe if Wolverine's claws were made out of Kryptonite, but that's it.

Supes can beat Wolverine to a pulp with his flaccid penis...
 
2009-11-13 01:30:34 PM  
So it comes down to Superman vs. Flash next week.

Any predictions?

It will pretty much be a race to the Kryptonite; will Flash be able to run to a stockpile of Kryptonite before Superman can stop him?
 
2009-11-13 01:30:35 PM  
My money's on this dude:
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-11-13 01:30:52 PM  
Hooray for the tread to occupy my Friday afternoon! This one is just silly, but how can't I pick the boy scout over the badass?
 
2009-11-13 01:31:12 PM  
Supes would win.

There's really no discussion this time.

Sure, Wolverine could find some Kryptonite to sheathe his claws in or something, but odds are Superman would win.
 
2009-11-13 01:31:17 PM  
KingKauff: Hebalo: DjangoStonereaver: Hebalo: Pretty simple choice on this.

Batman. Batman ALWAYS wins.

This.

What they said.


This.

got to the second 'a' in my "Batman." post before I looked up and saw everyone.

Please note how weakly this last one is written. Rather than a comparison, they put a whole little narrative in.

Protip - don't let the Flash beat Batman.

Hell, do a tourney RUN by Batman, so he doesn't participate.

Otherwise, this is BS fanwankery that's only claim to fame is the FARK link.
 
2009-11-13 01:31:18 PM  
Yeah, this one was pretty cut-and-dried.

/Well, not cut, as Wolverine never had a chance to pop his claws...
 
2009-11-13 01:31:39 PM  
This crap stopped being amusing after the second thread. How much are these guys paying Fark to list every article in this moronic "vs" crap?
 
2009-11-13 01:32:01 PM  
Thor
 
2009-11-13 01:32:06 PM  
They use plot contrivances to have the other character defeat Superman but Superman is a ridiculously indestructible character (besides the Kryptonite). His only other weakness is that he's a pussy, mentally.
 
2009-11-13 01:32:16 PM  
schattenteufel: So it comes down to Superman vs. Flash next week.

Any predictions?

It will pretty much be a race to the Kryptonite; will Flash be able to run to a stockpile of Kryptonite before Superman can stop him?


Yes, Flash will win.

in the last Superman/Flash race, Flash won, and this was Wally West Flash, before he became the speed force guru.
 
2009-11-13 01:32:38 PM  
The contest should never really have included Superman to begin with. It just makes it all lopsided. It should be "The Greatest Superhero Who Isn't Superman".
 
2009-11-13 01:32:44 PM  
im thinking a decapitation by some adamantium claws would pretty much end the existance known as superman.

cryptonite WEAKENS him. But come on, headless, what would he do?


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2009-11-13 01:32:56 PM  
enforcerpsu: Superman can't lose. Unless it cryptonite. Wolverine isn't made of crytonite.

I mean, seriously, they gave Superman EVERY POWER.


Wolverine isn't made of krylonite, but this guy is:
70.84.248.232
 
2009-11-13 01:33:07 PM  
Superman confirms that nothing he does to Wolverine will kill him, then picks him up and sets him in the center of the sun.

The End
 
2009-11-13 01:33:16 PM  
Mugato: They use plot contrivances to have the other character defeat Superman but Superman is a ridiculously indestructible character (besides the Kryptonite). His only other weakness is that he's a pussy, mentally.

No, Superman also has a weakness to magic.

So, if you pull a quarter out from behind his ear, he goes down.
 
2009-11-13 01:33:27 PM  
So the lesson here is that the DCU is filled with more absurdly overpowered people than the Marvel Universe?

/where's Thor?
//or Galactus?
 
2009-11-13 01:33:33 PM  
enforcerpsu: Superman can't lose. Unless it cryptonite. Wolverine isn't made of crytonite.

I mean, seriously, they gave Superman EVERY POWER.


That's why he's Superman.
 
2009-11-13 01:34:03 PM  
Latest films

X-Men Origins Wolverine - $373 million

Superman Returns - $391 million

Batman, The Dark Knight - 1 Billion

Batman wins.
 
2009-11-13 01:34:08 PM  
media.comicvine.com

Wolverine is a far superior character, but he couldn't take superman in a fair fight.
 
2009-11-13 01:34:20 PM  
Bullshiat from the start... it should have been Hulk in the finals. Period.
 
2009-11-13 01:34:40 PM  
I'm not a fan of him and his underpants wearing self, but Superman could defeat every living or dead person or superperson. The only fictional being stronger than Superman is God.

Superman > All, except god
 
2009-11-13 01:35:19 PM  
DjangoStonereaver: Hebalo: Pretty simple choice on this.

Batman. Batman ALWAYS wins.


What a sissy!
Boo hoo! My parents were gunned down in front of me! My only powers are being filthy rich and suffering from mental issues! I've been given many opportunities to kill my foes but refuse to do so on moral grounds!

Give me a break. You'd think with his prominent nipples he'd grow a pair.

/obvious troll is obvious
 
2009-11-13 01:35:19 PM  
Hebalo: Pretty simple choice on this.

No...not really...Since Wolverine would have two days prior to the fight...he would utilize what he has in his teammates. Forge....the X-man who can invent anything as it is his mutant power....I'm sure Forge could come up with something to kill the man of steel...

WOLVERINE WINS!!!!!
 
2009-11-13 01:35:32 PM  
Superman grabs wolverine by the claws, and throws him like a discus into the sun. He is unhappy because he didn't get a bullseye so he goes back in time to do it again, acheiving his perfect throw the second time.
 
2009-11-13 01:35:42 PM  
fireclown: Wolverine is a far superior character, but he couldn't take superman in a fair fight.

Of course, we all know if Squirrel Girl had been a part of the tournament, it would have been no contest.

Superman has nothing on Squirrel Girl and her nut sacks.
 
2009-11-13 01:36:32 PM  
Doink_Boink: I'm not a fan of him and his underpants wearing self, but Superman could defeat every living or dead person or superperson. The only fictional being stronger than Superman is God.

Superman > All, except god


Where is your Superman now?
 
2009-11-13 01:36:33 PM  
RedThree: Otherwise, this is BS fanwankery that's only claim to fame is the FARK link.

I thought that we were all clear on that going in.
 
2009-11-13 01:38:06 PM  
The problem with Superman vs. anybody is the fact that Superman can simply grab you and throw you into the Sun. Almost every superhero would die from either the vacuum of space or the heat or pressure of the Sun. And those who could somehow survive all that have no way of escaping the Sun's gravity.

Superman wins. Period. Even his sole weakness was created as to be ridiculously rare. It's just not even fair.
 
2009-11-13 01:38:11 PM  
Anyone remember the episode of Justice League, where the original 7 take on a Brainiac/Lex Luthor hybrid and lose horribly.

Flash then 'runs away' from the fight only to really run around the world and deliver a series of super punches to the hybrid.

Was actually kinda cool to see the Flash kick some serious arse.
 
2009-11-13 01:38:35 PM  
Doink_Boink: Superman > All, except god

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Here in the USA. God is an American.
 
2009-11-13 01:39:09 PM  
HellishPinkFuzz: The problem with Superman vs. anybody is the fact that Superman can simply grab you and throw you into the Sun. Almost every superhero would die from either the vacuum of space or the heat or pressure of the Sun. And those who could somehow survive all that have no way of escaping the Sun's gravity.

Superman wins. Period. Even his sole weakness was created as to be ridiculously rare. It's just not even fair.


It's apparently not rare enough that just about every villain facing up against Superman seems to be able to get their hands on it at the local shop.
 
2009-11-13 01:39:54 PM  
Yeah, Superman wins. As for the whoel Adamantium stronger than Steel, Superman is the man of steel stuff...Man of Steel is just an expression. Supermans invulnerability has been shown to far exceed steel. I'd say his skin is easily as tough as adamantium. Wolvie might scratch him a bit, but supes shrugs it off, heals quick.

In the end, Superman deserves the win because he's a far better example of a Superhero than Wolverine.
 
2009-11-13 01:40:17 PM  
Worst. Final. Ever.

blogs.poz.com
 
2009-11-13 01:40:29 PM  
Got to agree, Supes by far. There is nothing Wolverine could do to even hit superman.

/Boo Overpowered DC Characters
//I would have liked to see a tournament excluding Supes and Bats.
///Then maybe Marvel could have a chance
////Bats should never have beat the hulk.
 
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