Spiders don't sting, they bite

I thought they just gathered information on the internet.

TaVaMaN: Man caught with over 1,000 spiders at airport, faces up to one year in jail. That 's gotta sting bites

Spiders don't sting, they bite.

but that bite's GOTTA STING, right? Right...

CREEPY SPIDER THREAD

/nightmare mode enabled

never look up:







gaaah

Was that LotR reference?

maybe he just need to pay some bills.

I know a girl that couldn't play in certain zones of World of Warcraft because of giant spiders. Its too bad she was cool because scaring her with a spider pet would have been fun.

You can get a thousand tarantulas legally imported for a few hundred dollars.

Also confiscated by airport security

queezyweezel: great. I open this thread and then involuntarily shiat myself. Thanks fark.

You opened a fark spider thread. That sounds like a voluntary self-shiating to me.

AAHH, get them off me!

/Runs back to the beach volleyball thread.

What a spider might look like?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46725000/jpg/_46725495_tarantula_jupiter- 2 26.jpg

Um, do I wanna know how he attempted to smuggle a thousand spiders?

(reads article)

Whew... he had them in two suitcases.

HappyHarryHardOn: never look up:

gaaah

Holy Christ! I knew guy who was absolutely terrified who would just LOVE that second picture. *snip*

I failed myself.

was it this man?

One year in prison is a hefty price to pay for one itsy-bitsy mistake.

I'm absolutely petrified of spiders in every form, so I'm really shiatting my pants out of all these replies.

+1 subby

Your headline really worked for me for whatever reason.

This is all of the thread I can take. I'm out.

Wow, some of those upthread are HUGE!



Did we decide camel spiders are real spiders or not?

OH JESUS CHRIST

Why the fark did I open the comments page

Fark me, I hate spiders

HE IS OUR HERO!

Bass O Matic: OH JESUS CHRIST

Why the fark did I open the comments page

Fark me, I hate spiders


why hello there...

"The pet shop owner was arrested on Wednesday after security X-rays detected the spiders in two suitcases."


Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Tyler: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Tyler: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering] it's full of farking spiders. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of spiders... always use the indefinite article "the spiders", never "your spiders".

Fark. Spiders.

Thank you, Brazilian police.

We do not need a thousand giant hairy nasty inhuman creatures running around here. One Russell Brand is enough.

Pro Zack

why hello there...


He looks like Frankenberry.

It's all legs...

/Eyes a Jumping Spider!

pwhp_67: It's all legs...

Right Class, wrong Order.

someone fire up the low orbit ion cannon.