Dude! Warning about the eyes! ... I would be worried about the high pressure nozzle shooting something else.

/braille keyboard

Sybarite: Intersted...

4 Men

aaand I've just lost interest.

Says you!

Well there goes my weekend.

/Need my turtle waxed

if by eyes, you mean nutsack, then yes, it could be dangerous.

This is at least the second or third time this has happened.
What, is it some kind of club?
It was four dudes neked and four chicks taking pictures the last time too.

Well to be fair, you can clearly see they're (ier) nuts....

What four naked men washing a car might look like (NSFW)

/ralph

please kill this thread.

That's almost as gay as the 1987 Aerobics Championship video.

it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye to the high-pressure washer.

Sybarite: Intersted...

4 Men

aaand I've just lost interest.

That's not a bidet. This is a bidet

I don't like where this thread is going.

Do the needful: Well there goes my weekend.

/Need my turtle waxed

Then take it to a detailing place.

Tuesday the high-pressure washer could be dangerous, especially if it goes in the eyes the rectum.

two 19-year-old and two 23-year-old men paid for a wash before stripping nude and cleaning themselves in the soapy water while their female companions took photos.

YOU'RE.DOING.IT.WRONG.

What's with the irrelevant simile in the headline?

It was just a routine ham sandwich. Except there was no ham-- and no spoon.

Headlines like this make it to the front page, while I give you gold and I get squat. I'll be in the car.

/Philistines
//Actually my headlines suck

Police and the car wash operator warned the public against mimicking the men, with police saying Tuesday the high-pressure washer could be dangerous, especially if it goes in the eyes.

I'd be more concerned about reaching the hot wax nozzles naked, but whatever.

Man, this had so much potential. Could have been a "bikini car wash" that turned into an orgy or something. Instead it's four dudes lathering up themselves while some clothed women took pictures.

No clothing?

Police and the car wash operator warned the public against mimicking the men, with police saying Tuesday the high-pressure washer could be dangerous, especially if it goes in the eyes.

Naked man vs pressure washer...my eyes aren't the first thing I'm going to worry about

Australia: The only great nation left that can take a joke.

U.S., these guys would be "sex offenders" and forced to live under a bridge because no matter where they'd live, they'd be assaulted or told, "You can't live within 'x' miles of a school, move along."

U.K., they'd be sent to the gulag, put on a thought crimes list and/or banished from the country by the miserable home secretary.

AUSTRALIA RULES!