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2001-09-18 04:24:27 PM
Good god, I dunno if I can ever get on a plane again.
 
2001-09-18 04:25:03 PM
Oh yea, am I supposed to write boobies or something? For boobies? Im just getting into this......
 
2001-09-18 04:25:20 PM
Ok....

James Woods VS Steve Buscemi in an all out street fight. Who wins?
 
2001-09-18 04:27:12 PM
#180 for me.. back off Fuzzmosis!
 
2001-09-18 04:28:18 PM
James Woods said they acted "bizzarely".

When he says you're bizarre, you're out there.
 
2001-09-18 04:28:58 PM
HAH! Yup, theres the filter. Now you know im a newbie. I think you guys know what I meant when it says "For boobies?" The boobies isnt supposed to be there.
 
2001-09-18 04:31:55 PM
Man, James Woods isn't important enough to be mentioned in the headline? Weird.
 
2001-09-18 04:33:45 PM
real
 
2001-09-18 04:34:48 PM
The boobies are ALWAYS supposed to be there.

Exempt when the wifey walks in, of course.
 
2001-09-18 04:36:15 PM
Mike Ditka vs. the collective population of Islam.

who wins?
 
2001-09-18 04:37:28 PM
Ditka.
 
2001-09-18 04:42:54 PM
Ditka vs a Hurricane
----but the Hurricane is named Ditka.

James Woods should have kicked their ass.
 
2001-09-18 04:49:11 PM
Buscemi would cut that freak but quick. But Ditka only wins with Da Bears, not with some wacky Carolina hockey team...
 
2001-09-18 04:50:05 PM
True, Scatpack. Very true.
 
maz
2001-09-18 04:50:59 PM
Ever see that episode of The Simpsons with James Woods?



He's cool in that weird freaky way, just like Walken and Buscemi.
 
2001-09-18 04:55:39 PM
O.K., from this and other posts, I sense we have a Dirty Dozen line-up forming here, of Americans who should be included in the Special Ops Task Force that will go over there and kick some Afghani ass. Selections so far:

Walken (of course)
James Woods
Steve Buscemi
Mike Ditka
DeNiro (why the hell not?)
Harvey Keitel
Samuel L

any others?
 
2001-09-18 04:56:52 PM
Now, if there were a movie with Buscemi, Woods, AND Walken in it, I'd pay money to see it! THAT would be an absolute classic...make it a "reimagining" of _Three Men And A Baby_, and it'll win the Oscar!
 
2001-09-18 04:57:13 PM
Cage match with Steve Buscemi, James Woods, Christopher Walken and Gary Oldman. I'd pay to see that.
 
2001-09-18 04:57:39 PM
how can we forget Dennis Hopper???
 
2001-09-18 04:58:21 PM
Woods is a known ding-dong.
Does he have a movie coming out?
Ditka was the best Bears coach since Halas and they shouldn't have let him go.
 
2001-09-18 04:59:31 PM
Woods is a known ding-dong.
Does he have a movie coming out?
Ditka was the best Bears coach since Halas and they shouldn't have let him go.
 
2001-09-18 05:00:35 PM
Throw in Kevin Spacey (the creepy Kevin Spacey from Seven and The Usual Suspects) for good measure.
 
2001-09-18 05:01:08 PM
How about Ed Norton and Benicio Del Torro? Torro has that crazy look in his eyes, and Norton's psychopathic "acting" abilities could be used to profile the enemy. Also, what butt kicking team would be complete without Arnold?
 
2001-09-18 05:01:41 PM
Woods is a known ding-dong. Does have a new movie coming out?
Ditka was the best coach the Bears had since Halas.
 
2001-09-18 05:02:24 PM
Woah... this is messed up. A friend of mine was on that fight, and he got a call from the FBI last week, too... I thought that he was messing with me when he told me that he had to go downtown to speak with Agent so-and-so...

Woah.
 
2001-09-18 05:02:53 PM
Throw in Kevin Spacey (the creepy Kevin Spacey from Seven and The Usual Suspects) for good measure.
 
2001-09-18 05:03:44 PM
Pacino and Schwarzaneger need to be on the task force.
 
2001-09-18 05:04:07 PM
Pacino and Schwarzaneger need to be on the task force.
 
2001-09-18 05:04:19 PM
Pacino and Schwarzaneger need to be on the task force.
 
2001-09-18 05:04:34 PM
Pacino and Schwarzaneger need to be on the task force.
 
2001-09-18 05:04:49 PM
Pacino and Schwarzaneger need to be on the task force.
 
2001-09-18 05:04:55 PM
Throw in Kevin Spacey (the creepy Kevin Spacey from Seven and The Usual Suspects) for good measure.
 
2001-09-18 05:05:03 PM
Pacino and Schwarzaneger need to be on the task force.
 
2001-09-18 05:07:24 PM
Did everyone catch that or do I need to say it again?
 
2001-09-18 05:08:31 PM
What's with all the duplicates?????
What's with all the duplicates?????
 
2001-09-18 05:09:09 PM
joe pesci could kick all of their asses in an all out cage match. maybe that would be too unfair though, no one can stand up to the might of pesci. how bout james gandolfini?
 
2001-09-18 05:09:27 PM
Ah. Hopper in Blue Velvet. The oxygen mask and the insane dialogue...

Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth...

"Don't toast to my health, toast to my f*ck!"

"Baby wants to f*ck! Baby wants to f*ck Blue Velvet!"

"I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, f*cker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a f*cking gun, f*cker! You recieve a love letter from me, you're f*cked forever! You understand, f*ck? I'll send you straight to hell, f*cker!"

"Heineken? F*ck that foreign shiat! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

"I'll f*ck anything that moves!"

Frank Booth: You wanta go for a ride?
Jeffrey Beaumont: No thanks.
Frank Booth: No thanks. What does that mean?
Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't want to go.
Frank Booth: Go where?
Jeffrey Beaumont: On a ride.
Frank Booth: A ride? Hell, that's a good idea. Okay, let's go. Hey, let's go.

Raymond: Do you want me to pour it Frank?
Frank: No I want you to f*ck it. shiat, yes, pour the f*ckin' beer.
 
2001-09-18 05:09:50 PM
joe pesci could kick all of their asses in an all out cage match. maybe that would be too unfair though, no one can stand up to the might of pesci. how bout james gandolfini?
 
2001-09-18 05:09:59 PM
A little jam up? Anyway, it would have to be a young Pacino and a very young DeNiro.
 
2001-09-18 05:10:14 PM
What's with all the duplicates?????
What's with all the duplicates?????
 
2001-09-18 05:10:36 PM
joe pesci could kick all of their asses in an all out cage match. maybe that would be too unfair though, no one can stand up to the might of pesci. how bout james gandolfini?
 
2001-09-18 05:11:28 PM
Ah. Hopper in Blue Velvet. The oxygen mask and the insane dialogue...

Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth...

"Don't toast to my health, toast to my f*ck!"

"Baby wants to f*ck! Baby wants to f*ck Blue Velvet!"

"I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, f*cker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a f*cking gun, f*cker! You recieve a love letter from me, you're f*cked forever! You understand, f*ck? I'll send you straight to hell, f*cker!"

"Heineken? F*ck that foreign shiat! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

"I'll f*ck anything that moves!"

Frank Booth: You wanta go for a ride?
Jeffrey Beaumont: No thanks.
Frank Booth: No thanks. What does that mean?
Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't want to go.
Frank Booth: Go where?
Jeffrey Beaumont: On a ride.
Frank Booth: A ride? Hell, that's a good idea. Okay, let's go. Hey, let's go.

Raymond: Do you want me to pour it Frank?
Frank: No I want you to f*ck it. shiat, yes, pour the f*ckin' beer.
 
2001-09-18 05:11:39 PM
Hey, does anyone else think that Pacino and Schwarzenneger should be on the list too? Dunno why, just came to me....
 
2001-09-18 05:12:48 PM
good lord, this is wierd. what's up with the duplicates?
 
2001-09-18 05:12:53 PM
Drew, Could you clean this up a bit?
 
2001-09-18 05:14:58 PM
Gandolfini's a good idea. Mini-me, now there's a mean mother-f*cker.
 
2001-09-18 05:19:21 PM
Did anyone even read this article? It is all speculation and heresay. None of the information is verified. It is a story told by James Woods friends, supposedly told to them by him. Also, it was never verified that these were the guys. These could have just been some spooky people.
 
2001-09-18 05:20:41 PM
Masterbaker, you got that idea from me! ...I just know it.
 
2001-09-18 05:22:37 PM
Roche, so what? That doesn't mean it's not true. What do you want? A recording of Woods?

PS, anyone else notice Wodds' official site is down "per his request"?
 
2001-09-18 05:26:47 PM
Roche, I'll have you know that James Woods' secretary's third cousin is a close friend of my hair stylist and confirms that it's as good as gospel.
 
2001-09-18 05:29:44 PM
bruce willis wants to be on the dirty dozen list, as does Rush Limbaugh (hey, we gotta have someone to absorb the semi-automatic fire).



no, really, this would be a good time to unleash the power of our criminals. just think, wasting away in the prisons is probably our most violent, ruthless, and suprisingly dedicated individuals. i say we give them each a big gun, and parachute them into afghanistan. setup a patrol around the border to capture them back when they have completed their missions.
 
2001-09-18 05:33:17 PM
we need to make carrottop a citizen... and immediately
chmod +x /Carrottop

btw... schwarzennegger is lame.

Can we have Chris Rock as a national treasure?
 
2001-09-18 05:34:20 PM
uh, wrong article stebain?
 
2001-09-18 05:34:50 PM
Cheeze... no limbaugh... we can't afford to feed him.

We could dig up John Candy, that fat dude who never left his house that was on Geraldo or that fat chick from the photoshop thread
 
2001-09-18 05:35:43 PM
WOW!!! FARK is FARKED!!!
I haven't even read this thread yet, and my post went there and brought me in too

(? mebbe ?)
 
2001-09-18 05:36:11 PM
no... its just me
 
2001-09-18 05:44:03 PM
It IS newsmax.

It's not news... it's newsmax.
 
HPZ [TotalFark]
2001-09-18 05:45:30 PM
HOLY CRAP! Middle Eastern men on a plane?!! In a group!?!! And nobody did anything???!! WHAT IS THIS?!?!?! AMERICA??!?!?
 
2001-09-18 05:49:23 PM
figures that liberals like Woods will want to segragate minorities to the back of the plane.

Hell no! Us Conservatives stand for freedom, unlike those Democrats in Alabama.
 
2001-09-18 05:53:17 PM
"...And stared straight ahead," Adams was told.

Ok, who besides me immediately pictured Puddy from Seinfeld?

Come on, you know you did...

If you're gonna throw someone into the fray, I'm sure he'd oblige, too. If you let him wear his Tick costume.
 
2001-09-18 05:54:17 PM
Burber - All I am saying is that I want better fact checking besides information recieved from a friend of a friend.
 
2001-09-18 06:01:48 PM
*coff*troll*coff*
 
2001-09-18 06:19:29 PM
Not on your usual list of "tough guys", but maybe on the "creepy" list, how about Wilem Dafoe?
 
2001-09-18 06:33:48 PM
God knows if it's from newsmax it MUST be true. Blech.
 
2001-09-18 06:38:53 PM
newsmax. all the news, minus the news.
with new extra creepy freak sauce!



just for starters.
k
 
2001-09-18 06:40:51 PM
d'oh
ConWebWatch


i hate html
 
2001-09-18 07:01:54 PM
Arnold and Al need to eat my balls!!!

they are actors... they'd run and fucing hide...
asking for their entertainment lawyers
 
2001-09-18 07:02:19 PM
I'll say it again.....

Arnold and Al need to eat my balls!!!

they are actors... they'd run and fucing hide...
asking for their entertainment lawyers
 
2001-09-18 07:17:06 PM
OK...back to the article....

It said they "Spoke only to each other in audible tones." WTF? As opposed to telepathy or what? Why am I thinking Islamic fundamentalist barbershop quartet?
 
2001-09-18 07:22:25 PM
I suspect they meant "barely audible" tones.

But then again, I try to proofread.
 
2001-09-18 08:07:38 PM
WoodyTX: But then again, I try to proofread.

Obviously, unlike the FARKing idiots at "News"Max.
 
2001-09-18 08:37:10 PM
A bunch of Middle Eastern looking guys who decided they'd keep to themselves rather than talk to James Woods? HOLY farkING shiat! Should I be scared if someone sits next to me on a bus and doesn't talk to me? I bet they were just scared of the fact James was twitching and mumbling to himself.
 
2001-09-18 08:51:06 PM
If you're going to have Buscemi in there, you've gotta toss in Vince Vaughn to make sure Stevie B. doesn't get hurt. Wasn't it Vaughn who cleaned things up in that bar where Buscemi got stabbed.

Also, Denis Leary.
 
2001-09-18 09:32:28 PM
JESSE VENTURA!!!!!!!!
 
2001-09-18 09:57:07 PM
The only person we need to send is Mr. T.
 
2001-09-18 10:11:19 PM
Ving Rhames... someone mentioned him the other day.
he's cool like that.
 
2001-09-18 10:21:03 PM
While reading this thread, I was thinking Mr. T as well. Nanookanano beat me to it.

 
2001-09-18 10:31:20 PM
"A beer in every fridge a boobie in every hand"
 
2001-09-18 10:33:12 PM
whoops wrong room
 
2001-09-18 10:46:05 PM
Damn straight Nanookanao.
I pity the fool that attacked the wtc.
 
2001-09-18 10:47:45 PM
Off topic but you haven't lived until you've stayed up 36 hours and then go rent and watch Mr. T's "e Somebody or be Somebody's Fool"
You'll thank me later.
 
2001-09-18 10:48:20 PM
Correction: Be somebody or be somebody's fool.
 
2001-09-18 11:00:23 PM
What the fark happened to my picture of a sneering Mr. T? I am sad to see he has been replaced by a big blue X. Moderators, feel free to remove that post. I have no desire to advertise for xoom.com on this thread.
 
2001-09-18 11:10:08 PM
Let's see how long this one lasts.
 
2001-09-18 11:40:03 PM
5 Words...What Would Bruce Campbell Do?
 
2001-09-19 12:19:51 AM
What about Jack Nicholson? The Shining. etc?
 
2001-09-19 12:48:51 AM
What about Clint Eastwood circa "Dirty Harry"?
 
2001-09-19 12:53:02 AM
Dogbone......definately! Denis Leary! Have you guys ever heard him talk about France? Holy shiat! LOL!
 
2001-09-19 10:09:27 AM
I am simply STUNNED that none of you thought to include Gene Hackman in that list.

I mean COME ON!!

He was in "Uncommon Valor"!
 
2001-09-19 02:37:20 PM
Bruce Campbell...definate DOUBLE "HELL YA"

But i'd pick a marine sniper over Dirty Harry... check this out ----> Maj. John Plaster, an expert in the sniping field, wrote in his recent treatise on the subject
that the .50-caliber round "even at 1½ miles crashes into a target with more energy than Dirty Harry's famous .44 Magnum at point-blank."...GOD BLESS THE INFANTRY!!!
 
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