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(NewsMax)   Terrorists tested out their plan on an earlier flight from Boston to LA   (newsmax.com) divider line 90
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2001-09-18 04:24:27 PM  
Good god, I dunno if I can ever get on a plane again.
 
2001-09-18 04:25:03 PM  
Oh yea, am I supposed to write boobies or something? For boobies? Im just getting into this......
 
2001-09-18 04:25:20 PM  
Ok....

James Woods VS Steve Buscemi in an all out street fight. Who wins?
 
2001-09-18 04:27:12 PM  
#180 for me.. back off Fuzzmosis!
 
2001-09-18 04:28:18 PM  
James Woods said they acted "bizzarely".

When he says you're bizarre, you're out there.
 
2001-09-18 04:28:58 PM  
HAH! Yup, theres the filter. Now you know im a newbie. I think you guys know what I meant when it says "For boobies?" The boobies isnt supposed to be there.
 
2001-09-18 04:31:55 PM  
Man, James Woods isn't important enough to be mentioned in the headline? Weird.
 
2001-09-18 04:33:45 PM  
real
 
2001-09-18 04:34:48 PM  
The boobies are ALWAYS supposed to be there.

Exempt when the wifey walks in, of course.
 
2001-09-18 04:36:15 PM  
Mike Ditka vs. the collective population of Islam.

who wins?
 
2001-09-18 04:37:28 PM  
Ditka.
 
2001-09-18 04:42:54 PM  
Ditka vs a Hurricane
----but the Hurricane is named Ditka.

James Woods should have kicked their ass.
 
2001-09-18 04:49:11 PM  
Buscemi would cut that freak but quick. But Ditka only wins with Da Bears, not with some wacky Carolina hockey team...
 
2001-09-18 04:50:05 PM  
True, Scatpack. Very true.
 
maz
2001-09-18 04:50:59 PM  
Ever see that episode of The Simpsons with James Woods?



He's cool in that weird freaky way, just like Walken and Buscemi.
 
2001-09-18 04:55:39 PM  
O.K., from this and other posts, I sense we have a Dirty Dozen line-up forming here, of Americans who should be included in the Special Ops Task Force that will go over there and kick some Afghani ass. Selections so far:

Walken (of course)
James Woods
Steve Buscemi
Mike Ditka
DeNiro (why the hell not?)
Harvey Keitel
Samuel L

any others?
 
2001-09-18 04:56:52 PM  
Now, if there were a movie with Buscemi, Woods, AND Walken in it, I'd pay money to see it! THAT would be an absolute classic...make it a "reimagining" of _Three Men And A Baby_, and it'll win the Oscar!
 
2001-09-18 04:57:13 PM  
Cage match with Steve Buscemi, James Woods, Christopher Walken and Gary Oldman. I'd pay to see that.
 
2001-09-18 04:57:39 PM  
how can we forget Dennis Hopper???
 
2001-09-18 04:58:21 PM  
Woods is a known ding-dong.
Does he have a movie coming out?
Ditka was the best Bears coach since Halas and they shouldn't have let him go.
 
2001-09-18 04:59:31 PM  
Woods is a known ding-dong.
Does he have a movie coming out?
Ditka was the best Bears coach since Halas and they shouldn't have let him go.
 
2001-09-18 05:00:35 PM  
Throw in Kevin Spacey (the creepy Kevin Spacey from Seven and The Usual Suspects) for good measure.
 
2001-09-18 05:01:08 PM  
How about Ed Norton and Benicio Del Torro? Torro has that crazy look in his eyes, and Norton's psychopathic "acting" abilities could be used to profile the enemy. Also, what butt kicking team would be complete without Arnold?
 
2001-09-18 05:01:41 PM  
Woods is a known ding-dong. Does have a new movie coming out?
Ditka was the best coach the Bears had since Halas.
 
2001-09-18 05:02:24 PM  
Woah... this is messed up. A friend of mine was on that fight, and he got a call from the FBI last week, too... I thought that he was messing with me when he told me that he had to go downtown to speak with Agent so-and-so...

Woah.
 
2001-09-18 05:02:53 PM  
Throw in Kevin Spacey (the creepy Kevin Spacey from Seven and The Usual Suspects) for good measure.
 
2001-09-18 05:03:44 PM  
Pacino and Schwarzaneger need to be on the task force.
 
2001-09-18 05:04:07 PM  
Pacino and Schwarzaneger need to be on the task force.
 
2001-09-18 05:04:19 PM  
Pacino and Schwarzaneger need to be on the task force.
 
2001-09-18 05:04:34 PM  
Pacino and Schwarzaneger need to be on the task force.
 
2001-09-18 05:04:49 PM  
Pacino and Schwarzaneger need to be on the task force.
 
2001-09-18 05:04:55 PM  
Throw in Kevin Spacey (the creepy Kevin Spacey from Seven and The Usual Suspects) for good measure.
 
2001-09-18 05:05:03 PM  
Pacino and Schwarzaneger need to be on the task force.
 
2001-09-18 05:07:24 PM  
Did everyone catch that or do I need to say it again?
 
2001-09-18 05:08:31 PM  
What's with all the duplicates?????
What's with all the duplicates?????
 
2001-09-18 05:09:09 PM  
joe pesci could kick all of their asses in an all out cage match. maybe that would be too unfair though, no one can stand up to the might of pesci. how bout james gandolfini?
 
2001-09-18 05:09:27 PM  
Ah. Hopper in Blue Velvet. The oxygen mask and the insane dialogue...

Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth...

"Don't toast to my health, toast to my f*ck!"

"Baby wants to f*ck! Baby wants to f*ck Blue Velvet!"

"I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, f*cker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a f*cking gun, f*cker! You recieve a love letter from me, you're f*cked forever! You understand, f*ck? I'll send you straight to hell, f*cker!"

"Heineken? F*ck that foreign shiat! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

"I'll f*ck anything that moves!"

Frank Booth: You wanta go for a ride?
Jeffrey Beaumont: No thanks.
Frank Booth: No thanks. What does that mean?
Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't want to go.
Frank Booth: Go where?
Jeffrey Beaumont: On a ride.
Frank Booth: A ride? Hell, that's a good idea. Okay, let's go. Hey, let's go.

Raymond: Do you want me to pour it Frank?
Frank: No I want you to f*ck it. shiat, yes, pour the f*ckin' beer.
 
2001-09-18 05:09:50 PM  
joe pesci could kick all of their asses in an all out cage match. maybe that would be too unfair though, no one can stand up to the might of pesci. how bout james gandolfini?
 
2001-09-18 05:09:59 PM  
A little jam up? Anyway, it would have to be a young Pacino and a very young DeNiro.
 
2001-09-18 05:10:14 PM  
What's with all the duplicates?????
What's with all the duplicates?????
 
2001-09-18 05:10:36 PM  
joe pesci could kick all of their asses in an all out cage match. maybe that would be too unfair though, no one can stand up to the might of pesci. how bout james gandolfini?
 
2001-09-18 05:11:28 PM  
Ah. Hopper in Blue Velvet. The oxygen mask and the insane dialogue...

Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth...

"Don't toast to my health, toast to my f*ck!"

"Baby wants to f*ck! Baby wants to f*ck Blue Velvet!"

"I'll send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, f*cker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a f*cking gun, f*cker! You recieve a love letter from me, you're f*cked forever! You understand, f*ck? I'll send you straight to hell, f*cker!"

"Heineken? F*ck that foreign shiat! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

"I'll f*ck anything that moves!"

Frank Booth: You wanta go for a ride?
Jeffrey Beaumont: No thanks.
Frank Booth: No thanks. What does that mean?
Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't want to go.
Frank Booth: Go where?
Jeffrey Beaumont: On a ride.
Frank Booth: A ride? Hell, that's a good idea. Okay, let's go. Hey, let's go.

Raymond: Do you want me to pour it Frank?
Frank: No I want you to f*ck it. shiat, yes, pour the f*ckin' beer.
 
2001-09-18 05:11:39 PM  
Hey, does anyone else think that Pacino and Schwarzenneger should be on the list too? Dunno why, just came to me....
 
2001-09-18 05:12:48 PM  
good lord, this is wierd. what's up with the duplicates?
 
2001-09-18 05:12:53 PM  
Drew, Could you clean this up a bit?
 
2001-09-18 05:14:58 PM  
Gandolfini's a good idea. Mini-me, now there's a mean mother-f*cker.
 
2001-09-18 05:19:21 PM  
Did anyone even read this article? It is all speculation and heresay. None of the information is verified. It is a story told by James Woods friends, supposedly told to them by him. Also, it was never verified that these were the guys. These could have just been some spooky people.
 
2001-09-18 05:20:41 PM  
Masterbaker, you got that idea from me! ...I just know it.
 
2001-09-18 05:22:37 PM  
Roche, so what? That doesn't mean it's not true. What do you want? A recording of Woods?

PS, anyone else notice Wodds' official site is down "per his request"?
 
2001-09-18 05:26:47 PM  
Roche, I'll have you know that James Woods' secretary's third cousin is a close friend of my hair stylist and confirms that it's as good as gospel.
 
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