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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Guy's cell phone minutes run out, so he calls 911 five times to see if anyone will have sex with him   (tampabay.com) divider line 65
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2009-11-12 01:56:44 PM
You gotta stop at 3. Otherwise they will think you are desperate.
 
2009-11-12 04:22:56 PM
An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: You gotta stop at 3. Otherwise they will think you are desperate.

Or make it six to show that you're really committed.
 
2009-11-12 04:23:16 PM
Hrmm, my cell phone minutes are almost out. I might have to try this. Hell, I could use a vacation anyways
 
2009-11-12 04:25:36 PM
It's me again, Margaret...
 
2009-11-12 04:25:37 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2009-11-12 04:26:01 PM
Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex; he gets jail instead

I'll bet he still gets what he asked for. Maybe not what he wanted, but what he asked for.
 
2009-11-12 04:26:03 PM
And?
 
2009-11-12 04:26:44 PM
They made this illegal? Since when? Honestly, who hasn't done this?
 
2009-11-12 04:27:19 PM
When I read the first part of the headline, I really was not expecting what came next. I laughed out loud and choked. Thanks a lot Subby.
 
2009-11-12 04:27:45 PM
Let he who is without sin throw the first stone.
 
2009-11-12 04:27:54 PM
Odd...

911 usually calls me for sex.
 
2009-11-12 04:29:00 PM
No audio?? Weak.
 
2009-11-12 04:29:09 PM
"Hello, 911, what is your emergency?"
"You...hung up...on me...before..."
"I'm sorry sir, just because you can't jack off is not an emergency."
"But...I'm...getting...desperate..."
"Sir, I'm going to terminate this call."
*click*
"Hello, 911, what is your emergency?"
"Please! I...have...to..."
[snicker]"Sir, maybe you should go take a cold shower. This isn't like other 900 numbers."
"But just...one...more..."
*click*
 
2009-11-12 04:30:18 PM
Wow, just wow.
 
2009-11-12 04:31:46 PM
This is Tampa! They could have at least sent over some skank to give him a hand job. WTF?
 
2009-11-12 04:32:56 PM
Of course he HAD to call for sex, the cops pepper sprayed him and took away his riding lawnmower for D(M?)WI.

"Is it against the law to mow grass!?!"
 
2009-11-12 04:33:05 PM
Did it work?
 
2009-11-12 04:33:18 PM
Now that's a strategy I had not thought of. And I was pretty sure I had tried everything. Off to make some calls...
 
2009-11-12 04:33:49 PM
img8.imageshack.us


Does not approve.
 
2009-11-12 04:34:04 PM
Having seen any number of 911 call center employees on TV, I think I can safely say that he called the wrong people.
 
2009-11-12 04:36:55 PM
At least the cops came.

/tip your waitress
 
2009-11-12 04:38:34 PM
Splinshints: Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex; gets jail sodomy


FTFY
 
2009-11-12 04:40:49 PM
He'll be getting some, just not how he pictured it.
 
2009-11-12 04:41:19 PM
Basso has been arrested a dozen times in Hillsborough on charges including grand theft of a motor vehicle, violation of probation, domestic violence battery, possession of marijuana, trespassing and burglary, jail records show.

Ladies....Hes Single
 
2009-11-12 04:41:23 PM
Well, now he IS fu(ked.
 
2009-11-12 04:42:09 PM
My cell provider will only allow me free sex
calls between 9pm and 7am.
 
2009-11-12 04:42:22 PM
Shoot for the stars, I always say.
 
2009-11-12 04:43:12 PM
Something tells me this guy may be getting more sex than he wants.
 
2009-11-12 04:43:33 PM
Well, it IS an emergency.
 
2009-11-12 04:43:44 PM
i31.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-12 04:43:55 PM
EL_FABREZ: Does not approve.

I have no idea why I laughed but I did. Well-played. I think.
 
2009-11-12 04:44:10 PM
Blueballs is an emergency.
 
2009-11-12 04:44:52 PM
twistedsifter.com
 
2009-11-12 04:47:07 PM
Well did he cum?
 
2009-11-12 04:56:07 PM
Basso has been arrested a dozen times in Hillsborough on charges including grand theft of a motor vehicle, violation of probation, domestic violence battery, possession of marijuana, trespassing and burglary, jail records show.

/Ill bet he's muslin.
//too obscure?
 
2009-11-12 04:58:08 PM
An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: You gotta stop at 3. Otherwise they will think you are desperate.

I always thought you could get results with just one prank call.
 
2009-11-12 04:58:13 PM
It never hurts to ask.
 
2009-11-12 04:58:30 PM
AHAHAHAHA! The mug shot!

THE MUG SHOT.
 
2009-11-12 04:59:13 PM
must learn to never under estimate the power of the Florida tag
 
2009-11-12 05:01:21 PM
He should have tried this instead:
i527.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-12 05:06:53 PM
LeroyBourne: It never hurts to ask.

The answer is always "No" until you ask.
 
2009-11-12 05:11:10 PM
Tofino: AHAHAHAHA! The mug shot!

THE MUG SHOT.


"Cell phone goes WHERE?"
 
2009-11-12 05:18:21 PM
Josh Basso is one ugly guy. It's no wonder he had was desperate to get laid. In the long run, of course, he might have saved money by just getting a hooker.
 
2009-11-12 05:26:22 PM
I have a far more pressing question...

What's his Fark handle?
 
2009-11-12 05:30:01 PM
elheat77: Blueballs is an emergency.

hobatok.com

Heya, it's been over 4 hours, and I've still got a boner, so according to the commercial you're supposed to send someone over to help me with that.
 
2009-11-12 05:38:47 PM
Fark headline: Guy's cell phone minutes run out, so he calls 911 five times to see if anyone will have sex with him

Article Headline: Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex; he gets jail instead

So... he got what he wanted, then?
 
2009-11-12 05:41:03 PM
Well you men can all cross that off your list of things to try.
 
2009-11-12 05:42:49 PM
Tofino: AHAHAHAHA! The mug shot!

THE MUG SHOT.


What an awesome website, I can search for female convicts by weight or eye color!
 
2009-11-12 05:52:38 PM
Really, would it have been too much to ask to take a quick poll of the people in the holding cell, to see if anyone was up to the task? It was an emergency for fark's sake!
 
2009-11-12 05:54:24 PM
CommandantVonThrash: kenryoku_one: Tofino: AHAHAHAHA! The mug shot!

THE MUG SHOT.

What an awesome website, I can search for female convicts by weight or eye color!

First hit for females:



Not too shabby.


Oh, I should also add she's 18 and 110 pounds. And looks like green eyes. Yes please!
 
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