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2009-11-12 04:30:05 PM
Underground Bunker: NOT YOURS!
 
2009-11-12 04:30:15 PM
sboyle1020: jennyz: What sucks is that the dad probably beat the poor kid for outting him on national television. Or at least berated him for it. Poor kid.

Or stuck him in a box in the attic with the lights off.


Or beat his heene with a belt.
 
2009-11-12 04:30:31 PM
What you did there subby. I see it.
 
2009-11-12 04:30:52 PM
i35.tinypic.com
 
2009-11-12 04:31:14 PM
img265.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-12 04:31:28 PM
Pocket Ninja: Good. And I'm glad they threatened the wife with deportation, and I'm sorry that there probably won't be any jail time for the guy. They deserve far worse than is going to happen to them. And part of any sentence they receive should be that they can never, ever, in any way, shape, or form, earn any sort of money or other payment that in any tangible way relates to this entire thing. In fact, they should each have to lose a finger every single time they end up on camera. Throw them in the woods and let them live out their lives as hermits. That's how you punish attention whores.

Not sure if you're being snarky or serious, but I like the cut of your jib.

Actually, I'd recommend that the judge find the woman guilty of the felony charge but suspend her deportation. If she ever gives an interview or goes on a television show again, the sentence (including the deportation) are immediately carried out.
 
2009-11-12 04:31:52 PM
schattenteufel: I have Pop-Pop in the attic.

Don't call it that.
 
2009-11-12 04:31:53 PM
sboyle1020: Rev. Skarekroe: I was hoping for an article about Ambush Bug.

I was thinking popcorn.


www.the-isb.com
 
2009-11-12 04:32:11 PM
schattenteufel: I have Pop-Pop in the attic.

What? The mere fact that you call making love "Pop-Pop" tells me you're not ready.
 
2009-11-12 04:32:23 PM
In a perfect world, the father would be forced to pay for:
* The time and money spent by police, firefighters, ambulances, etc. responding to this
* The money wasted by the media in reporting this
* The therapy that kid will need when he gets older, and
* Wasting our time for a few hours.

If only...
 
2009-11-12 04:32:30 PM
BalugaJoe: Didn't they read "Boy who cried wolf"

Not quite. They read "Boy who cried Worf"
 
2009-11-12 04:32:41 PM
jennyz: What sucks is that the dad probably beat the poor kid for outting him on national television. Or at least berated him for it. Poor kid.

At the very least, the older brothers will be giving him shiat for this for the rest of his life.
 
2009-11-12 04:32:49 PM
Wrath of Heaven: So how much in reparations for the pointless yet massive rescue effort?

This.

Nevermind jail time, community service, deportation, all that crap. They need to pay the millions of dollars it cost for those Air Force planes to track the balloon for the hours they thought the kid was up there. Plus the costs of the ground search. That would be punishment enough, I think.
 
2009-11-12 04:33:10 PM
This headline is perfect. Kudos, subby
 
2009-11-12 04:33:34 PM
I say we hang him THEN we kill him.
 
2009-11-12 04:33:36 PM
mobombhead: It appears the prosecutor found a chink in his armor.

ZING!
 
2009-11-12 04:33:43 PM
How much time do you usually get for 1st degree attention whoring?
 
2009-11-12 04:34:45 PM
bighairyguy: How much time do you usually get for 1st degree attention whoring?


6 months, non-recurring...
 
MN8
2009-11-12 04:35:48 PM
BalugaJoe: Didn't they read "Boy who cried wolf"

Yeah, so next time when Falcon really flies away in a rogue jiffy pop ballon, no one will help.
 
2009-11-12 04:35:53 PM
schattenteufel: I have Pop-Pop in the attic.

The mere fact that you call making love "Pop-Pop" tells me you're not ready.
 
2009-11-12 04:36:57 PM
Johnny played guitar,
Jenny played bass,
The name of the band is the Human race

/relevant to headline
 
2009-11-12 04:37:01 PM
I still cannot wrap my mind around this family of weirdness. First, you sign up to be on a TV show that deliberately splits your family up. Then, you pull a stunt that ends up with your family being split up, but this time, not on TV. If you want to break up the family, just do it like a gazillion other people do it. Go on Divorce Court and be done with it.
 
2009-11-12 04:37:47 PM
Good. Make them pay for the searches that were performed on their behalf. All those helicopters and crews are expensive.

Furthermore, there's the idea that someone should not be allowed to benefit monetarily from a crime they commit. So they should not be able to sell any interviews with (or pictures to) sleazy tabloids, etc., over this.
 
2009-11-12 04:38:11 PM
sboyle1020: trancemission: I wonder how much they shelled out for high-profile super-lawyer David Lane just to end up pleading guilty...

Please....Pro Bono, he just wanted to have his name attached to this case.


I was always Pro-Cher myself.
 
2009-11-12 04:38:46 PM
MN8: BalugaJoe: Didn't they read "Boy who cried wolf"

Yeah, so next time when Falcon really flies away in a rogue jiffy pop ballon, no one will help.


Did anyone else think of the nutty Phoenix family when they saw this kid's name?

Falcon? Really?
 
2009-11-12 04:38:47 PM
deadapostle: Why was my awesome 3rd Bass pic unfetchable??!

Perhaps the server received the gas face.
 
2009-11-12 04:39:32 PM
A more fitting punishment would be to actually put each family member into a separate saucer shaped mylar balloon and let 'em go. Now THAT'S entertainment!
 
2009-11-12 04:39:51 PM
In the video, watch the oldest kid on the left. He knows they're busted and looks pretty nervous. He starts looking at the douche of a father and starts looking around the room.
 
2009-11-12 04:40:11 PM
ObscureNameHere: Johnny played guitar,
Jenny played bass,
The name of the band is the Human race

/relevant to headline


*SNAP* *CRACKLE*

/also relevant to the headline
 
2009-11-12 04:40:16 PM
If they want reality show fame, they should star in "Celebrity Honk Bag" where they have to get inside the bag, and pro wrestlers get to beat it with the big sticks.

/honk honk!
 
2009-11-12 04:40:33 PM
TrixieDelite: I was always Pro-Cher myself.

Ewww
http://tinyurl.com/yhft2qq
(copy and paste)
 
2009-11-12 04:41:09 PM
Doctor Funkenstein: Did we ever get to the bottom of which one of them it was who farted during that first interview with Larry King, where that little Falcon kid spilled the beans about their balloon hoax?

That wasn't so much a fart, as someone shiatting their pants. My bet would be on the father..
 
2009-11-12 04:42:17 PM
I say death by shark.
 
2009-11-12 04:42:26 PM
img63.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-12 04:43:09 PM
Jayone: In the video, watch the oldest kid on the left. He knows they're busted and looks pretty nervous. He starts looking at the douche of a father and starts looking around the room.

Ha, "The direction you're hedging" what?
 
2009-11-12 04:43:09 PM
The parents should have been arrested when they named their kid "Falcon". Talk about child abuse.
 
2009-11-12 04:43:12 PM
am_svperstar: I say we hang him THEN we kill him.

I say we let him go.
 
2009-11-12 04:43:12 PM
Ditto: I say death by shark.

Flying sharks, perhaps?
 
2009-11-12 04:43:53 PM
am_svperstar: I say we hang him THEN we kill him.

When do we stomp him and tattoo him?
 
2009-11-12 04:44:42 PM
If Mr. Wizard were still alive, he'd kick this guy's ass.
 
2009-11-12 04:45:02 PM
spartacus_prime: In a perfect world, the father would be forced to pay for:
* The time and money spent by police, firefighters, ambulances, etc. responding to this
* The money wasted by the media in reporting this
* The therapy that kid will need when he gets older, and
* Wasting our time for a few hours.

* Naming his kid "Falcon"
* Marrying an ADHD illegal immigrant who declares, "We! Build! Hovuhclaft!"
* Procreating with that bag of crazy
* And then naming his kid "Falcon"
 
2009-11-12 04:45:09 PM
I personally would like to see this chump get sued for the destruction of the wheat field that was ruined in the process of the "rescue."
 
2009-11-12 04:45:36 PM
i31.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-12 04:45:44 PM
TrixieDelite: spartacus_prime: In a perfect world, the father would be forced to pay for:
* The time and money spent by police, firefighters, ambulances, etc. responding to this
* The money wasted by the media in reporting this
* The therapy that kid will need when he gets older, and
* Wasting our time for a few hours.

* Naming his kid "Falcon"
* Marrying an ADHD illegal immigrant who declares, "We! Build! Hovuhclaft!"
* Procreating with that bag of crazy
* And then naming his kid "Falcon"


You said "Falcon" twice.
 
2009-11-12 04:45:55 PM
Well, I hope for all of our sakes that this sentence doesn't interfere with Richard Heene's important and groundbreaking scientific research. Scientists of his caliber don't come around every day. It would be a pity if the value of his long study, scholarship, and scientific achievement was lost to humanity due to this incident.
 
2009-11-12 04:46:16 PM
Jayone: In the video, watch the oldest kid on the left. He knows they're busted and looks pretty nervous. He starts looking at the douche of a father and starts looking around the room.

Best of all was the mother's "nooooo" as if to say "that's not what it says in the script".
 
2009-11-12 04:46:17 PM
gunga galunga: jennyz: What sucks is that the dad probably beat the poor kid for outting him on national television. Or at least berated him for it. Poor kid.

At the very least, the older brothers will be giving him shiat for this for the rest of his life.


No, no they won't. This is waaay past that. The psychological ramifications of this will make this the thing that they'll never discuss with each other. EVER. They'll need child psychs for now, but once they become adults it will re-manifest itself opening up a whole new ball of wax.
 
2009-11-12 04:47:03 PM
Anyone check out the faux Falcon Heene Facebook page? (new window)
 
2009-11-12 04:47:24 PM
bluehubcap: The parents should have been arrested when they named their kid "Falcon". Talk about child abuse.


At least they didn't name the other brother snowman...
 
2009-11-12 04:47:56 PM
*POP*

Uh, what's the sound of Mr. Heene's backdoor cherry getting violated in jail?
 
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