but her forehead is 18

ditto, what curves. She's too skinny.

Nocole Kidman is the hottest New Zealander evar.

I'm pretty sure no one knew there was a Nocole Kidman in the first place.

And in other news, Taylor Swift is 19. I'll be in my bunk.

Ahh what the miracle of duct tape and a brassier can do

Somebody got new bewbs for her birthday

Only in Hollywood is that considered "curvy". Don't get me wrong, I still think she looks great, but that is far from curvy.

She looks good for any age. As for the relative lack of curves, no, she's not voluptuous by any definition, but she most certainly is curvy.

/just not really curvy
//curvy enough for me

And still no taste in men. Suit, wallet on a chain, (ripped?) half open shirt. This looks like someone from a trailer park won the lottery and hired a high-class hooker.

/Or is negotiating with the aging madam about that...
//She's still hittable. Talk fake Irish to me, Nocole.

Oh FFS. The woman is a stick. You can't slap a wonderbra on a piece of wood and get away with calling it 'curvy'.

She's got a nice dumper.

LeAnn Rimes is still looking manish.

Christ, did she stop off at a gas station and have her lips pumped up?

robertus: Nocole (sic) Kidman is the hottest New Zealander evar.

You must be too young for Lucy Lawless.

MBrady: robertus: Nocole (sic) Kidman is the hottest New Zealander evar.

You must be too young for Lucy Lawless.

New Zealanders are descended from criminals and retared monkeys

Crewmannumber6: MBrady: robertus: Nocole (sic) Kidman is the hottest New Zealander evar.

You must be too young for Lucy Lawless.

New Zealanders are descended from criminals and retared monkeys

Sooooo you're saying I have a chance...

I'd penis this version of her repeatedly!

//she's hot.
//so is this pic.

The only curves I see are the ones on her overstretched face and oversquished cleavage. I lose interest when they start starving themselves and go under the knife.

I must be getting picky as I get older. Usually I stay out of this, but she's looking like a real doll version of herself. Not. Farking. Good.

She's got a thing for gay men.

indarwinsshadow: I must be getting picky as I get older. Usually I stay out of this, but she's looking like a real doll version of herself. Not. Farking. Good.

Not 100% yet. She still has a way to go. This is what a real doll version of a human looks like



/yummy!

Psumek:
Not 100% yet. She still has a way to go. This is what a real doll version of a human looks like

scratch that...reverse it. Human version of a real doll.

indarwinsshadow: I must be getting picky as I get older. Usually I stay out of this, but she's looking like a real doll version of herself. Not. Farking. Good.

I didn't realize people got pickier as they got older. As I age, my standards have fallen off the chart. I just need to find parts of them attractive at this point. If a woman smells good, and looks like they bathed recently, it is certainly not below me to give them a good rogering.

some of you have no clue at all about the female body. Boobs are just bags full of fat, mostly. Squeeze them and re-direct them and it is easy to go from little boobs to what looks like bigger boobs.
This process also makes the boobs appear higher on the chest.

In words that you will all understand, it's sort of like sticking a pair of sock down your pants. Reality has not changed, just the perception. And it both cases, it is the person doing so who is the most taken in by the mirage.

I see she is acting as a beard again.

DubyaHater: indarwinsshadow: I must be getting picky as I get older. Usually I stay out of this, but she's looking like a real doll version of herself. Not. Farking. Good.

I didn't realize people got pickier as they got older. As I age, my standards have fallen off the chart. I just need to find parts of them attractive at this point. If a woman smells good, and looks like they bathed recently, it is certainly not below me to give them a good rogering.

I hope you never get to the stage where you just look for a pulse, or worse yet, that she is still somewhat close to body temperature.

Those are chicken cutlets (new window).

/can tell because of how far apart her boobs are and the fact that her nipples are almost popping out
//also cause I've seen a few in my time
///has the six inches shorter version of her body

If Kidman showed up on Thanksgiving and asked me to have sex with her right now, I'd feel bad for my wife because I'd be too busy asking her to move the gravy boat to even consider her feelings.

robertus: Nocole Kidman is the hottest New Zealander evar.



It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the color of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently some would say more correctly. I'm a person. Bret's a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person.

DjangoStonereaver: testaclese: And in other news, Taylor Swift is 19. I'll be in my bunk. looks like a
Barbie Doll

When did Mattel start making the flat-chested, no-curves version?

Go rent Billy Bathgate. Now.

calm like a bomb: DjangoStonereaver: testaclese: And in other news, Taylor Swift is 19. I'll be in my bunk. looks like a
Barbie Doll

When did Mattel start making the flat-chested, no-curves version?

Damn- I just got that keyboard!

calm like a bomb: When did Mattel start making the flat-chested, no-curves version?

Hmm, I don't know. I wouldn't kick that "flat-chested, no-curves" girl out of bed for eating crackers, if you know what I mean.

/The crackers are my penis

They're called chicken cutlets, people. It's not like she magically grew boobs overnight. She just wore a tight, stuffed, dress.

The only reason she looks like she has "curves" (cleavage) there is because the dress/bra is pushing up her breasts. Don't get me wrong, I think Kidman is quite fetching, but she is not curvy.

/think she looked better in the white dress they compare to in the article