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2009-11-12 01:08:33 PM
first boobies prolly
 
2009-11-12 01:09:32 PM
Or a book.
 
2009-11-12 01:09:37 PM
sanity?

sobriety?
 
2009-11-12 01:10:20 PM
oh- slim fast. god help us.

/subby made me chuckle
 
2009-11-12 01:11:04 PM
Hairspray. It's mutating
 
2009-11-12 01:11:13 PM
sub_harmonic: sanity?

sobriety?


As a long time commuter on NJ Transit. I would like to state that those two things have never been associated with the passengers or the employees.
 
2009-11-12 01:11:52 PM
As a daily rider, I can assure you the last thing you will ever find on a NJT train is cleanser, or any cleaning accessory. You can rule that straight out.

Cocaine, maybe. Dandruff, probably. Cleanser, no.
 
2009-11-12 01:13:08 PM
Guido Larvae
http://tinyurl.com/yz8xdrh
(copy and paste)
 
2009-11-12 01:14:59 PM
I'd like to meet the new yorkers who report this crap. Its got to be tourists.

"hey, look, powder, lets call the cops!" isn't the way a typical new yorker thinks. Its more "hey, shutup and just find someplace else to sit jackass, or you will make the train late"
 
2009-11-12 01:15:24 PM
"Ultra Slim Fast?" he said as the page loaded slowly. "They should have smelled it from the next car. "But it's nice to see old Commodores being used as web page servers."
 
2009-11-12 01:15:37 PM
That is the scariest thing about 9/11. We are still clueless about the anthrax attack.
 
2009-11-12 01:15:48 PM
gorgor: Guido Larvae
http://tinyurl.com/yz8xdrh
(copy and paste)


I'm gonna need... 3 more bags
 
2009-11-12 01:16:12 PM
It comes as no surprise to me that the jersey fatties don't know anything that has to do with dieting.
 
2009-11-12 01:17:09 PM
Sting: gorgor: Guido Larvae
http://tinyurl.com/yz8xdrh
(copy and paste)

I'm gonna need... 3 more bags


One for you?
 
2009-11-12 01:20:23 PM
gorgor: Sting: gorgor: Guido Larvae
http://tinyurl.com/yz8xdrh
(copy and paste)

I'm gonna need... 3 more bags

One for you?


Nah I already have the one for me. I was thinking about the poor guy who peeks in the window

/what's that from? I dont remember
//it can't be obscure on fark
 
2009-11-12 01:20:37 PM
stuhayes2010: That is the scariest thing about 9/11. We are still clueless about the anth

The scariest thing was the view of Logan airport. Still is.
 
2009-11-12 01:21:20 PM
s1ugg0: sub_harmonic: sanity?

sobriety?

As a long time commuter on NJ Transit. I would like to state that those two things have never been associated with the passengers or the employees.


Best illustrated on any train leaving NY after 1AM on a Sunday morning.
 
2009-11-12 01:23:23 PM
This qualifies for the PSA tag?

I guess for the fatties, maybe.
 
2009-11-12 01:24:08 PM
Cleanser? NJT? This is not a set that I know to occur.
 
2009-11-12 01:24:14 PM
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yz8xdrh

You know, isn't every man's fantasy to have a three-way? But if I was confronted with those two for a three-way, I think I'd have to say "I wouldn't fark either of you with Bea Arthur's dick."
 
2009-11-12 01:24:42 PM
Little Bear:

Best illustrated on any train leaving NY after 1AM on a Sunday morning.



As another one leaves Maryland at 3 AM. Both are traveling at the same speed.
 
2009-11-12 01:24:50 PM
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yz8xdrh

yuck.
 
2009-11-12 01:26:08 PM
Well done, subby. I actually lol'd at this headline.
 
2009-11-12 01:28:53 PM
s1ugg0: sub_harmonic: sanity?

sobriety?

As a long time commuter on NJ Transit. I would like to state that those two things have never been associated with the passengers or the employees.


My boyfriend and I were on the train from New York on the 4th of July after watching the fireworks over the Hudson and some drunk 20something and her boyfriend had sex in the bathroom (one of those 2-level trains) and her friend was making a fuss over the conductor wanting to kick them off at the station we were at. Went on for well around an hour, even later. There were 3 other guys around our age and 4 older women on the level we were sitting, which was just above the fun, and the women were telling the other girl to stfu and get off the train.

/Was better than the fireworks
//Can't take anyone seriously when they're wearing short skirts.
///cool story, bro
 
2009-11-12 01:29:09 PM
New Jersey is safe from any terrorist attacks. The terrorists realize that if they attack New Jersey and kill thousands of people, they will be doing the rest of this country a huge favor.
 
2009-11-12 01:31:31 PM
Sting: gorgor: Guido Larvae
http://tinyurl.com/yz8xdrh
(copy and paste)

I'm gonna need... 3 more bags


Yes, make two of them plastic for the chick on the right.
 
2009-11-12 01:31:33 PM
Ah, Slim-Fast. I'm guessing the person who left it there watched Oprah yesterday and ran out to buy it after seeing that enormous creature talking to the poor woman who was ravaged by the chimp.
 
2009-11-12 01:32:00 PM
Billy Ligue: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yz8xdrh

You know, isn't every man's fantasy to have a three-way? But if I was confronted with those two for a three-way, I think I'd have to say "I wouldn't fark either of you with Bea Arthur's dick."


be nice!! there may actually be a human being underneith all that fake tan spray and makeup.

/wait... no. never mind.
 
2009-11-12 01:32:48 PM
gorgor: Guido Larvae
http://tinyurl.com/yz8xdrh
(copy and paste)


Well, on second thought, I'd toss the one on the right out the door, then use some of that new Sammy Sosa Skin Bleaching Cream to take tan down a shade or two of the one on the left. Then we'd bang like a screen door in the wind.
 
2009-11-12 01:34:47 PM
gorgor: Guido Larvae
http://tinyurl.com/yz8xdrh
(copy and paste)


I think id still hit the one on the left, even though she is a little bit too orange...
 
2009-11-12 01:36:48 PM
badcontrol.com
 
2009-11-12 01:40:34 PM
looks like I just got owned :/

/farklNG HOTLINKS
 
2009-11-12 01:41:52 PM
airsupport: Little Bear:

Best illustrated on any train leaving NY after 1AM on a Sunday morning.


As another one leaves Maryland at 3 AM. Both are traveling at the same speed.


I was told there wouldn't be any math.
 
2009-11-12 01:42:27 PM
s1ugg0: sub_harmonic: sanity?

sobriety?

As a long time commuter on NJ Transit. I would like to state that those two things have never been associated with the passengers or the employees.


seconded
North Jersey Coast Line 18 years
 
2009-11-12 01:43:23 PM
Nice headline. I don't often laugh aloud
 
2009-11-12 02:02:09 PM
Ultra Slim-Fast? Farking Guidettes.
 
2009-11-12 02:11:38 PM
stuhayes2010: That is the scariest thing about 9/11. We are still clueless about the anthrax attack.

No I think everything has been sorted.

911: Master minded by Bin Laden. Whereabouts unknown could be driving a cab in New York for all we know. And for as anyone seems to care.
Anthrax: inside job by Bruce Edwards Ivins. Killed himself like a girl by taking pills.
Saddam Hussein: Turns out was worth much more alive than dead. His problems are now our problems, lucky us.
Afghanistan: Primer, see below.
Pakistan: Simmering pot of nitroglycerin. With luck when the militants manage to steal a bomb they'll set it off in New Delhi instead of New York.
India: Will slaughter everyone in Pakistan when the militants set off the bomb.
Iran: Like the neighbor who's pissed at you cause your dog keeps crapping on his lawn and your dumb ass son got his 15 year old daughter pregnant, and you farked up his Toyota Van while parking your F150 after coming home drunk. (guys an asshole)
George Bush: Calvin Collage and Warren Harding now sleep soundly in their graves.
China: Owns you but to polite to tell you.
The Saudi's: Think they own China.
 
2009-11-12 02:12:00 PM
I LOLd.
 
2009-11-12 03:10:29 PM
LineNoise: Its more "hey, shutup and just find someplace else to sit jackass, or you will make the train late"

*make* the train late? The way NJ Transit trains have been running lately, that's a given. Last week and the week before were freaking nightmares. And they always blame Amtrak.
 
2009-11-12 03:34:50 PM
I'm actually surprised that "...no one complained of any health problems."
 
2009-11-12 04:33:56 PM
PianoDemon:
*make* the train late? The way NJ Transit trains have been running lately, that's a given. Last week and the week before were freaking nightmares. And they always blame Amtrak.


you should try the bus. Its like they have gone from not caring to "Hey, lets actually TRY and see how far off the schedule we can run this thing" lately.

Just saw they started running the train from Montclair on the weekends though, which I thought was nice, quickly followed by the story about how they farked up what platform they sent people too, and left everyone stranded in Newark for 2 hours.
 
2009-11-12 04:50:17 PM
HOTW right there... Rarely do I "LOL", that headline got it.
 
2009-11-12 05:06:17 PM
Cleanser? On a new jersey train?
Surely they can come up with something more likely..
 
2009-11-12 05:16:13 PM
Cleanser Please this is NJ we are talking about. Yes i do realize this is the 43rd time that this was said but if this got green lighted with this lame headline it deserves to be said in every single response.
 
2009-11-12 05:18:44 PM
CLEANSERS!!!!! AHAHAHHA PLEASEEE

/and I live in NJ :)
 
2009-11-12 07:16:48 PM
So Slim Fast does get rid of excess weight!
 
2009-11-12 10:32:00 PM
LineNoise

A big fat This. A fellow MSU student, perhaps?
 
2009-11-12 11:01:38 PM
Y'all dorks are missing the point:

Unknown substance found on NJ Transit train. Probably cleanser

Get it? It's unknown in Jersey. So the headline writer already made that joke, you just misread it. Ah never mind, why do I bother?
 
2009-11-13 01:15:53 AM
TreeHugger: Y'all dorks are missing the point:

Unknown substance found on NJ Transit train. Probably cleanser

Get it? It's unknown in Jersey. So the headline writer already made that joke, you just misread it. Ah never mind, why do I bother?


Subby has clearly never been to NJ.
 
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