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(Komo)   14-year-old boy attacked by cougar, police say. His girlfriend isn't amused   (komonews.com) divider line 198
    More: Obvious, Child Protective Services, Carla Iafrate, girlfriend, Bellevue  
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2009-11-12 10:09:27 AM
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
 
2009-11-12 10:11:55 AM
his girl wasn't puttin out so he found someone who was
 
2009-11-12 10:49:44 AM
Somehow, I doubt the kid complained.
 
2009-11-12 12:00:21 PM
Kyndig: Somehow, I doubt the kid complained.

True, it should say "Mother STATUTORILY raped a 14-year-old boy". Since, I doubt there was a real violence or coercion involved rape there, unless there was a broomstick involved or something.
 
2009-11-12 12:15:57 PM
TTIUWOP
 
2009-11-12 12:17:24 PM
pictures please.... if none available, lets play fantasy felony couger.
 
2009-11-12 12:18:52 PM
img266.imageshack.us
What a cougar may look like.

/yes, she's hot.
 
2009-11-12 12:20:49 PM
slave2grind: pictures please.... if none available, lets play fantasy felony couger.

FTFY.
 
2009-11-12 12:21:39 PM
Wait, 32 is a cougar now?

Damn I'm old. :(
 
2009-11-12 12:21:54 PM
Sadly enough I was actually expecting an animal attack. Pleasantly surprised but what the hell was I thinking. This is Fark.
 
2009-11-12 12:22:16 PM
Well, when I was young my mom used to taste my food to make sure it wasn't too hot before I ate it.


/not really, but you get the point.
 
2009-11-12 12:22:22 PM
Weak.
 
2009-11-12 12:22:34 PM
art.penny-arcade.com
/oblig
 
2009-11-12 12:23:50 PM
so, here's to you Mrs Robinson.
jesus loves you more than you will know
 
2009-11-12 12:24:58 PM
slave2grind: pictures please.... if none available, lets play fantasy felony couger.

COUGAR THREAD!!!

red-crucero.com
 
2009-11-12 12:25:26 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: his girl wasn't puttin out so he found someone who was


Thread over, we have a winner.
 
2009-11-12 12:26:20 PM
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2009-11-12 12:26:36 PM
I got attacked by a cow once...no, twice.
 
2009-11-12 12:26:45 PM
dletter: Kyndig: Somehow, I doubt the kid complained.

True, it should say "Mother STATUTORILY raped a 14-year-old boy". Since, I doubt there was a real violence or coercion involved rape there, unless there was a broomstick involved or something.


Violence probably not. Coercion? I'd say absolutely. I think it's absolutely possible for a young boy to be taken sexually advantage of in a criminal manner just the way a young girl can be.

I doubt he feels good about all of this.
 
2009-11-12 12:27:17 PM
fireballfreddy: Wait, 32 is a cougar now?

Damn I'm old. :(


To a 14 year old, she is. Heck, a 25 year old is a cougar to him.
 
2009-11-12 12:27:18 PM
I'm in love with Stacy's mom
 
2009-11-12 12:27:52 PM
+1 for you, Subby.

/Before I RFTA, I thought it was going to be another animal attack story.
 
2009-11-12 12:28:05 PM
jedder: Sadly enough I was actually expecting an animal attack. Pleasantly surprised but what the hell was I thinking. This is Fark.

Well, the headline is worded as though it was an animal attack. But it's not. Importantly, this isn't FUNNY, but FAIL.
 
2009-11-12 12:28:30 PM
Genevieve Marie: I doubt he feels good about all of this.

The publicity, you mean? Certainly not...there goes his regular piece.
 
2009-11-12 12:28:50 PM
FTFA "Police here have arrested a woman for allegedly raping her daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend."

How can you rape the willing?
 
2009-11-12 12:28:58 PM
Where's the pic of the cougar?
 
2009-11-12 12:29:00 PM
Washington....the state that gave us Mary Kay Letourneau, and now this lady.
 
2009-11-12 12:29:08 PM
Did he cum?
 
2009-11-12 12:30:08 PM
Genevieve Marie: I doubt he feels good about all of this.


For two minutes he did.
 
2009-11-12 12:30:34 PM
www.salon.com

Is this better or worse than being eaten by coyotes?
 
2009-11-12 12:30:43 PM
Where were all these 30+ year old sluts when I was in junior high? :-(
 
2009-11-12 12:30:56 PM
Genevieve Marie: dletter: Kyndig: Somehow, I doubt the kid complained.

True, it should say "Mother STATUTORILY raped a 14-year-old boy". Since, I doubt there was a real violence or coercion involved rape there, unless there was a broomstick involved or something.

Violence probably not. Coercion? I'd say absolutely. I think it's absolutely possible for a young boy to be taken sexually advantage of in a criminal manner just the way a young girl can be.

I doubt he feels good about all of this.


Sure, but said coercion likely just consisted of "Hey, I have a Vagina and I'm willing to let you use it."
 
2009-11-12 12:31:31 PM
I'd say she's probably more of a milf than a cougar....but I've never been one to be critical of women.
 
2009-11-12 12:33:11 PM
Psumek: slave2grind: pictures please.... if none available, lets play fantasy felony couger.

COUGAR THREAD!!!


You're doing it wrong!
 
2009-11-12 12:34:56 PM
i35.tinypic.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2009-11-12 12:35:05 PM
The_Sponge: Genevieve Marie: I doubt he feels good about all of this.


For two minutes he did.


He's fourteen. 15 seconds.
 
2009-11-12 12:35:17 PM
www.filehurricane.com
 
2009-11-12 12:35:30 PM
Dee Snarl: jedder: Sadly enough I was actually expecting an animal attack. Pleasantly surprised but what the hell was I thinking. This is Fark.

Well, the headline is worded as though it was an animal attack. But it's not. Importantly, this isn't FUNNY, but FAIL.


Oh ho ho ho, Lieutenant Steeeeeve
 
2009-11-12 12:36:23 PM
www.facebook.com

Wonder if this is her...

And if she's the same woman mentioned in this article? (new window)
 
2009-11-12 12:38:50 PM
+3 subby

Rhhawr (guttural)
 
2009-11-12 12:41:08 PM
I had a cougar attack me in my youth, I just couldn't stick it in the crazy

JC
 
2009-11-12 12:41:22 PM
Where the fark is Maxx Large and his pedophilia babble now? Oh yeah, some one please post the marshmallow in a piggy bank pic please

/kthxbai
 
2009-11-12 12:42:53 PM
JoeCowboy: I had a cougar attack me in my youth, I just couldn't stick it in the crazy

JC


Ah, the "Brokeback" sort of cowboy.
 
2009-11-12 12:46:03 PM
probably damaged for life, now all he can think about is heterosexual sex.
 
2009-11-12 12:46:03 PM
So, my husband is telling me about the 'older' woman that helped him when he was young. In the summer that he turned 13, there was this older teen, probably 16, that was very willing to have younger boyfriends. She was overweight, had braces, acne, and glasses.

My question is: did he have really bad taste? Or was he a very normal boy? Or was he raped? Was he forever corrupted, which would explain his current wife situation? Should we immediately run to the police department to check the statute of limitations?
 
2009-11-12 12:47:20 PM
jedder: Sadly enough I was actually expecting an animal attack. Pleasantly surprised but what the hell was I thinking. This is Fark.

Yup, got me too. Reverse-reverse double-play or something.
Psychology in motion.
 
2009-11-12 12:47:21 PM
The_Sponge: Where were all these 30+ year old sluts when I was in junior high? :-(

There was the mom of a girl in my HS who was known for helping awkward boys become men... just go to one of her parties and mom was in the bedroom...waiting.
 
2009-11-12 12:48:46 PM
gorgor: APPROVES
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It always like a farking car wreck when you post. I know I don't want to see it but I just can't stop myself.
 
2009-11-12 12:49:44 PM
Summer of 42
 
2009-11-12 12:50:23 PM
cherryl taggart: So, my husband is telling me about the 'older' woman that helped him when he was young. In the summer that he turned 13, there was this older teen, probably 16, that was very willing to have younger boyfriends. She was overweight, had braces, acne, and glasses.

My question is: did he have really bad taste? Or was he a very normal boy? Or was he raped? Was he forever corrupted, which would explain his current wife situation? Should we immediately run to the police department to check the statute of limitations?



Did Chubette McFoureyes give him teh herp?
 
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