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(News.com.au)   Gallant parks his car in legally designated spaces and treats authority figures with respect. Goofus punches parking enforcement officers, drags them into the road, and bites them on the face   (news.com.au) divider line 51
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2009-11-12 06:09:42 AM  
They call them "rangers"?

What's that noise?

Oh, it's just the garbage removal commandos
 
2009-11-12 07:19:33 AM  
there can be only one
 
2009-11-12 07:20:14 AM  
Go away...Bitin
 
2009-11-12 07:21:43 AM  
I wanted more depth from the reporting. It just appears he hit the highlights.
 
2009-11-12 07:21:57 AM  
mywebpages.comcast.net
 
2009-11-12 07:24:23 AM  
DNRTFA

But I am going to the garage to find some old Highlights mags...
 
2009-11-12 07:32:07 AM  
subby is old. I remember those cartoons.

/old too

//love it
 
2009-11-12 07:36:00 AM  
img.vpimg.net
 
2009-11-12 07:49:05 AM  
well, when you fill a continent with criminals....
 
2009-11-12 07:52:28 AM  
Gaily bedight,
A gallant knight,
In sunshine and in shadow,
Had journeyed long,
Singing a song,
In search of Eldorado.

/got nuffin' really
 
2009-11-12 08:15:08 AM  
garulee: But I am going to the garage to find some old Highlights mags...

You have them in your garage? I thought they only existed in the waiting room at the Dentist's office.
 
2009-11-12 08:20:12 AM  
There's fighting dirty and then there's being a rabid little freak. I may not like it but I can respect a kick to the 'nads, however a bite on the face is so low a baboon would be disgusted.

Biters should be locked up in a kennel and taught to be civilized before anything else happens.
 
2009-11-12 08:24:45 AM  
www.usckickball.com

yup.
 
2009-11-12 08:25:12 AM  
Most pathetic headline you will read all week long!
 
2009-11-12 08:26:36 AM  
digiads.com.au

OI!!!! DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT MISTA, OR I'LL BITE YOUR FECKING FACE OFF!
 
2009-11-12 08:32:03 AM  
Your homework is to go and start a fight with a stranger.
 
2009-11-12 08:32:50 AM  
There's a Goofus and Gallant internet meme? Wow.
 
2009-11-12 08:37:27 AM  
TheRaven7: There's a Goofus and Gallant internet meme? Wow.

shows up once in a blue moon != meme.
 
2009-11-12 08:38:10 AM  
TheRaven7: There's a Goofus and Gallant internet meme? Wow.

Goofus and Gallant has been around a lot longer than the internet.
 
2009-11-12 08:38:41 AM  
rustylite: Most pathetic headline you will read all week long!

I'm not the submitter, but if you can do better, then let's see it.
 
2009-11-12 08:45:36 AM  
What a Galant may look like.

cache.jalopnik.com
 
2009-11-12 08:49:23 AM  
I approve of this meme. Now, could we please keep it untarnished, and educate our youth in its proper use?
 
2009-11-12 08:49:33 AM  
Ikahoshi: rustylite: Most pathetic headline you will read all week long!

I'm not the submitter, but if you can do better, then let's see it.


Lets try different meme's

Old and Busted: parking normally without inncident
New Hotness: Punching out the traffic cop
 
2009-11-12 08:57:41 AM  
RaiderFanMikeP: Old and Busted: parking normally without inncident
New Hotness: Punching out the traffic cop


BOR-ing!
 
2009-11-12 08:59:14 AM  
rustylite: Most pathetic headline you will read all week long!

So then you're new to Fark?
 
2009-11-12 09:00:01 AM  
RaiderFanMikeP: Ikahoshi: rustylite: Most pathetic headline you will read all week long!

I'm not the submitter, but if you can do better, then let's see it.

Lets try different meme's

Old and Busted: parking normally without inncident
New Hotness: Punching out the traffic cop


You got a traffic ticket do you C) Puncht the traffic cop and bite them in the face.
 
2009-11-12 09:01:02 AM  
RaiderFanMikeP: Ikahoshi: rustylite: Most pathetic headline you will read all week long!

I'm not the submitter, but if you can do better, then let's see it.

Lets try different meme's

Old and Busted: parking normally without inncident
New Hotness: Punching out the traffic cop


Overused and boring meme is overused and boring.
 
2009-11-12 09:01:02 AM  
Ooo, a typo, it's even more like a fark headline.
 
2009-11-12 09:17:00 AM  
www.varisangel.net

www.varisangel.net

Recycled from WAYYY back.
 
2009-11-12 09:23:19 AM  
Gunderson: yup.

you have it the other way around. goofus would be boning that chick like there is no tomorrow. he would never rat out on someone else unless it would help him ge out of jail.

gallant on the other hand would never think of doing anything to the lady in question.
 
2009-11-12 09:23:43 AM  
Ikahoshi: There's fighting dirty and then there's being a rabid little freak. I may not like it but I can respect a kick to the 'nads, however a bite on the face is so low a baboon would be disgusted.

Biters should be locked up in a kennel and taught to be civilized before anything else happens.


This was a parking piggy, not a human.
 
2009-11-12 09:25:21 AM  
Austrians are getting tougher: before they would just let you take their country, now they will bite your face off

www.reelcanada.com
/does not approve
//headline writing is a delicate art.
///obvious Austria-Australia meme too obvious?
 
2009-11-12 09:25:42 AM  
www.blogcdn.com

FTFA: After punching, biting and dragging him, the motorist allegedly threw him against a nearby car, damaging a door panel,

Upon further inspection, his crunchy was also severely damaged.
 
2009-11-12 09:43:06 AM  
I want this headline on a shirt.
 
2009-11-12 09:45:12 AM  
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: RaiderFanMikeP: Ikahoshi: rustylite: Most pathetic headline you will read all week long!

I'm not the submitter, but if you can do better, then let's see it.

Lets try different meme's

Old and Busted: parking normally without inncident
New Hotness: Punching out the traffic cop

Overused and boring meme is overused and boring.


how about

Step 1) Park like a jerk
Step 2) Punch out traffic cop
Step 3) ???
Step 4) Profit!!
 
2009-11-12 09:48:46 AM  
This meme is going to die a horrible, painful death. In the meantime, I laughed out loud at the headline.
 
2009-11-12 09:50:40 AM  
blazemongr: This meme is going to die a horrible, painful death. In the meantime, I laughed out loud at the headline.

Goofus and Gallant has lasted a lot longer than most memes. It's one of those rare ones with staying power that's still amusing after hearing it over 9000 times.
 
2009-11-12 09:58:06 AM  
RaiderFanMikeP: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: RaiderFanMikeP: Ikahoshi: rustylite: Most pathetic headline you will read all week long!

I'm not the submitter, but if you can do better, then let's see it.

Lets try different meme's

Old and Busted: parking normally without inncident
New Hotness: Punching out the traffic cop

Overused and boring meme is overused and boring.

how about

Step 1) Park like a jerk
Step 2) Punch out traffic cop
Step 3) ???
Step 4) Profit!!


Guy tries to eat traffic cop's face. Your dog wants steak.

/I actually liked the original headline
 
2009-11-12 10:32:18 AM  
Dammit... now I'm going to be a reputation for obsequiousness.... stupid Highlights meme.
 
2009-11-12 10:40:04 AM  
sxacho: RaiderFanMikeP: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: RaiderFanMikeP: Ikahoshi: rustylite: Most pathetic headline you will read all week long!

I'm not the submitter, but if you can do better, then let's see it.

Lets try different meme's

Old and Busted: parking normally without inncident
New Hotness: Punching out the traffic cop

Overused and boring meme is overused and boring.

how about

Step 1) Park like a jerk
Step 2) Punch out traffic cop
Step 3) ???
Step 4) Profit!!

Guy tries to eat traffic cop's face. Your dog wants steak.

/I actually liked the original headline


Disgruntled Aussie punches out and bites meter maid. France Surrenders.

/also likes the original headline
 
2009-11-12 10:41:19 AM  
www.ep.tc
 
2009-11-12 10:42:32 AM  
Here's the sequence in U.S. :

Step 1) Park like a jerk
Step 2) Punch out traffic cop
Step 3) Angry cop tasers you until your teeth glow
Step 4) Lots and lots of jailarity
 
2009-11-12 10:46:32 AM  
snoproblem: Here's the sequence in U.S. :

Step 1) Park like a jerk
Step 2) Punch out traffic cop
Step 3) Angry cop tasers you until your teeth glow
Step 4) Lots and lots of jailarity

Step 5) Sue everyone involved
Step 6) Get your own reality TV show
 
2009-11-12 10:50:43 AM  
Oh yeah, forgot that part.
 
2009-11-12 11:49:07 AM  
spacechicken170am: snoproblem: Here's the sequence in U.S. :

Step 1) Park like a jerk
Step 2) Punch out traffic cop
Step 3) Angry cop tasers you until your teeth glow
Step 4) Lots and lots of jailarity
Step 5) Sue everyone involved
Step 6) Get your own reality TV show

Step 7) Blow money on meth Habit
Step 8) Write book blaming your life's failures on Verne Troyer
 
2009-11-12 12:03:26 PM  

parking like a jerk gets your car on doing it wrong thread in carlounge....I am more sick of those idiots posting a pic of a car parked sideways or stradling the line....man that is lame.......

images.starcraftmazter.net

 
2009-11-12 12:10:49 PM  
Goofus punches parking enforcement officers, drags them into the road, and bites them on the face

Good boy Goofus! Good Boy! See you in six months.

\Lives in San Francisco.
 
2009-11-12 01:09:44 PM  
Duke sucks.
 
2009-11-12 06:07:36 PM  
Don't make me bite ya face...

/ya face
//cause it aint like I like the taste
///the taste
 
2009-11-12 06:49:46 PM  
Gerard Gallant?

www.mysticgames.com
 
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