I once witnessed a guy throw his vodka at his woman. That seems inordinate and wasteful.

Wait, aren't you supposed to like...give MORE vodak to women? Not take it away from them?

I know I read about this kind of thing somewhere...

LOVE me some VODAK!

I mean, can you BLAME HER?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vodak

mmmm Vodak.

As urban dictionary says:

Vodak
Further proof that even the most idiotic brainfart can become a meme.
Typical FARK reader: "Vodak! LOL! It's funny and I don't know why! OMGWTFLOLBBQ"

Der Vassermeister: That's all I remember from it.

At least you didn't wake up with a robot.



/now that was an awkward morning

I'm with 2chris2. But it's not a meme, it never caught on. Even on Fark, it's forced.

I don't get it. Vodak. Side effect of rapid typing, or something far more sisister? YOU DECIDE.

earthworm2.0: I don't get it. Vodak. Side effect of rapid typing, or something far more sisister? YOU DECIDE.

Vodak: the way "vodka" is spelled when one has had too much of it.

What's VERY INTERESTING is that THIS VERSION of the story neglects to inform the reader that the couple's name is "Hijazi".

http://www.dailytribune.com/articles/2009/11/11/news/srv0000006794614.txt

I think it very likely that we are talking about a very unhappy muslim lady trapped in an unhappy marriage and rebelling against her husband and her religious community in a very unfortunate manner.

Religion is for people who REFUSE to think for themselves.

Sorry, but I have to side with the wife on this one.

coachkrash: What's VERY INTERESTING is that THIS VERSION of the story neglects to inform the reader that the couple's name is "Hijazi".

http://www.dailytribune.com/articles/2009/11/11/news/srv0000006794614.txt

I think it very likely that we are talking about a very unhappy muslim lady trapped in an unhappy marriage and rebelling against her husband and her religious community in a very unfortunate manner.

Religion is for people who REFUSE to think for themselves.

OMG GUYS! Just because the last name sounds MUSLIM must obviously mean that ISLAMOFASCISM had something to do with it!

coachkrash: What's VERY INTERESTING is that THIS VERSION of the story neglects to inform the reader that the couple's name is "Hijazi".

Dude, it's Detroit. That's like sayinig in this story about a couple in Virginia it neglected to say they were named "Smith" and were WASPs and like to golf, or the couple in New York was named "Cohen" and was eating gefilte fish.

Grrr... Subby gets -1 from me. I hate that meme. Makes me all stabby.

So he tamed the beast using a chair. I had no idea the circus went to Detroit still.

The_Original_Roxtar: earthworm2.0: I don't get it. Vodak. Side effect of rapid typing, or something far more sisister? YOU DECIDE.

Vodak: the way "vodka" is spelled when one has had too much of it.

Well the meme started when a submitter misspelled vodka in the headline and everyone in the thread thought it was hi-larious. As memes go it's not the most offensive. That farking 'something in my eye' crap for example is far more annoying.

Tonight after work I'm getting a bottle of Vodak and fap to some pr0n.

toddius316: Tonight after work I'm getting a bottle of Vodak and fap to some pr0n.

Hey guys! I got a bingo!

Should have kept it in the family, and just knocked the knife out of her hand with the chair.

Can someone photoshop Texaco Saves' pic to make that dangly pink object between his legs look even more like a peenor? Thx.

Sardonic_Padre: Grrr... Subby gets -1 from me. I hate that meme. Makes me all stabby.

I enjoy all memes, mostly because they make other people all stabby.

Sardonic_Padre: Makes me all stabby.

Grr...I hate that meme. Makes me want to drink some vodak.

I enjoy all memes, mostly because they make other people all stabby.

Isn't this the purpose of fark in a nutshell?

Sounds like the final fight between my parents more than 30 years ago that resulted in their divorce.

Mmm, vodak. Loves me that meme.

If this story had been in my area, I'd know exactly which couple it was... :/

How does one cheat on their husband with a bottle of vodak? I mean, honestly.

I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

My ex's mom pulled a knife on her drunk father once. He called the police on her and she spent the night in jail. His drink of choice was vodka. Ahhhh disfunction.

did a google search----

seem that there is a band called vodak

maybe she wanted to listen to the music--and have a drink at the same time.

who knows

I bet she's real pretty. Wish there was a picture so I would know for sure how dead sexy she is.

Surprised this didn't get the Florida tag... disappointed, really.

DesertEagle: Surprised this didn't get the Florida tag... disappointed, really.

Because it was in Michigan.

kradio: I bet she's real pretty. Wish there was a picture so I would know for sure how dead sexy she is.

Great, you know who you just summoned?

My cold, dead hands; pry my Vodak from them!

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coachkrash: What's VERY INTERESTING is that THIS VERSION of the story neglects to inform the reader that the couple's name is "Hijazi".

http://www.dailytribune.com/articles/2009/11/11/news/srv0000006794614.txt

I think it very likely that we are talking about a very unhappy muslim lady trapped in an unhappy marriage and rebelling against her husband and her religious community in a very unfortunate manner.

Religion is for people who REFUSE to think for themselves.

what an idiotic thing to say.

I love threads that have nothing to do with religion or really anything other than a woman getting uppity when her mans takes her booze away and a guy has to go and make it about MOOSLUMTURRISTS!!!!!!WTFBBQZOMG

People like that make me rethink natural selection....Then again, there are very few predators in Mom's basement.

So she's single? Or what?

Just wondering.

So basically, he tried to make her go to rehab and she said STAB, STAB, STAB. Do I have that right?

So the Feas is near Deroit now?

JC

Millennium: So basically, he tried to make her go to rehab and she said STAB, STAB, STAB. Do I have that right?

No, no, no.

Ah, days of wine and roses.

Fano: Ah, days of wine vodak and roses.

FTFY

To be fair, taking someone's vodak away is a stabbable offense. Gotta side with the wife (an impressive 3x the limit, even after two naps) on this one.

Vodak- so damn funny to misspell it that it continues to generate greenlit articles to this day.

Of course there is no mention of domestic violence in the article. Man glares at a woman, DV!!! Woman attempts to stab a guy, puuusay pass!

I've been wondering where my ex ended up.


* I like to keep tabs on the crazies in my past . . . nobody likes surprises *