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2009-11-11 02:28:24 PM  
Divorce - Separation - Bereavement
Which one does not belong?

Hint: Replace bereavement with "Party Hard"
Now you're talking!
 
2009-11-11 02:41:27 PM  
What if you - hypothetically - killed the spouse so therefore you aren't really bereaved...?
 
2009-11-11 02:41:57 PM  
I would go but it is in Paris.
 
2009-11-11 02:42:48 PM  
I'm going to setup a bunch big tents full of mattresses and call it the Rebound Pavilion.
 
2009-11-11 02:43:03 PM  
I could have used this after my divorce. I had no clue what to do with myself when I found myself suddenly single again.

Actually, I still don't know what to do.
 
2009-11-11 02:43:52 PM  
There already is a club for that.

Its called 'the titty bar'.
 
2009-11-11 02:44:18 PM  
Early bereavement is the tragic lot of some 24,000 women and 6,000 men under the age of 55 who lose their partners each year.


I'm NOT ALONE


enterprise213:

Divorce - Separation - Bereavement
Which one does not belong?

Hint: Replace bereavement with "Party Hard"
Now you're talking!




WTF - we need love too! :-P
 
2009-11-11 02:45:20 PM  
OgreMagi: I could have used this after my divorce. I had no clue what to do with myself when I found myself suddenly single again.

Actually, I still don't know what to do.


Lower what ever standards you did have and fark anything that is willing.
Worked for me
 
2009-11-11 02:46:15 PM  
Hummm. Great idea. I like it.
 
2009-11-11 02:47:23 PM  
I've no doubt my need for such a 'support group' in the coming years. The wife of 18 yrs is showing signs of 'I wanna dump this guy and move on' and there's little I can do to hault the onslaught....

/S. Bump
 
2009-11-11 02:47:35 PM  
OgreMagi: I could have used this after my divorce. I had no clue what to do with myself when I found myself suddenly single again.

Actually, I still don't know what to do.


I was widowed in my 30's and after talking to those who have gone through a divorce at that age I found that I had it easier in dealing with loss.

/still had most of my things taken by 'friends', that part was similar.
 
2009-11-11 02:47:37 PM  
I have a friend who is getting ready to leave his wife.

Rather than a "Divorce, Separation and Bereavement Fair," he needs to find a "Desperate, Attractive, Hypersexual Sluts with Ginormous Breasts Looking For a Broke Guy with Two ADHD Kids and No Future" Fair.

Where be that?
 
2009-11-11 02:48:47 PM  
Trust me, no matter what you call it, it ain't the first one of these ever to take place. It's happening in bars and casinos around the world, every day; sloppy pick-up lines, tired girls, desperate wrestling for comfort and another person to divorce. Welcome to love.
 
2009-11-11 02:49:19 PM  
Does one need to bring their bitterness with them or is it provided at the door?

/I keeeddd...I keeed
//parents divorced...best thing ever happened to both them
 
2009-11-11 02:49:31 PM  
Why do you think so many people kill their spouses?

Death > Divorce.
 
2009-11-11 02:49:41 PM  
frankencj: OgreMagi: I could have used this after my divorce. I had no clue what to do with myself when I found myself suddenly single again.

Actually, I still don't know what to do.

I was widowed in my 30's and after talking to those who have gone through a divorce at that age I found that I had it easier in dealing with loss.

/still had most of my things taken by 'friends', that part was similar.



/widowed in 30's (last year)
//guess it's easier cause we know we aren't getting back with them *shrugs shoulders*
 
2009-11-11 02:49:43 PM  
"I need to boost my self-confidence a bit more. I need someone to tell me whether or not my look reflects my personality,"

I would need a pic but I'm thinking... how does insecure look?
 
2009-11-11 02:50:33 PM  
vernonFL: Why do you think so many people kill their spouses?

Death > Divorce.



o.O

>:-(

O_O

ok - you win
 
2009-11-11 02:50:35 PM  
They have target practice too
http://tinyurl.com/ykskkah
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-11 02:51:16 PM  
i.t.com.com

GOD DAMN IT! Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps!

/Hot like Bunny
 
2009-11-11 02:51:59 PM  
You're telling me there's a conference where half the attendees are single chicks on the rebound?

Where do I sign up?!
 
2009-11-11 02:52:01 PM  
Great, a lot of love for the lonely and demented - the fair will be overwhelmed with Farkers.
 
2009-11-11 02:52:35 PM  
OgreMagi: I could have used this after my divorce. I had no clue what to do with myself when I found myself suddenly single again.

Actually, I still don't know what to do.


Oh yes you do... yes you do...
 
2009-11-11 02:52:42 PM  
gambitsgirl:

/widowed in 30's (last year)
//guess it's easier cause we know we aren't getting back with them *shrugs shoulders*


Oh, how wicked. I'm so sorry. He looked WAY too young to contract such a cruel illness.

My aunt died from ALS ~10 years ago. Worst thing I've ever seen anyone go through. Horrifying.

/sincere condolences
//I know this is Fark, but really...sincere
 
2009-11-11 02:52:44 PM  
This IS a really good idea... I bet a lot of people feel really lost on many fronts when they find themselves single after years of attachedness. Hell, after ending a mere three-year relationship in college, I didn't know what to do with myself, and there weren't even any financial issues to deal with. There's a place in the world for putting many of the resources for a specific kind of person under one roof, and allowing the public in for a fee.

(As long as it is totally different from the uber-capitalistic bridal shows, where the goal is to lure in clueless but well-meaning fiancees and spit out Insane Consumerist Bridezillas. Spending money will not solve ALL your life problems...)
 
2009-11-11 02:53:12 PM  
old_toole: OgreMagi: I could have used this after my divorce. I had no clue what to do with myself when I found myself suddenly single again.

Actually, I still don't know what to do.

Lower what ever standards you did have and fark anything that is willing.
Worked for me

THIS

So what if they're not perfect. They're just as horny as you are. That's the trick, take care of getting your dick wet regularly while you search for the one you're going to live in sin with forever.
 
2009-11-11 02:53:17 PM  
vernonFL: There already is a club for that.

Its called 'the titty bar'.


I do suppose tipping strippers is more cost effective than a marriage & divorce
 
2009-11-11 02:55:39 PM  
Like my dad told my mom one morning at the breakfast table; "You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it!"
 
2009-11-11 02:55:40 PM  
I'm guessing the separated ones will be the "life" of the party?...so much gray area...
 
2009-11-11 02:55:54 PM  
TrixieDelite:

Oh, how wicked. I'm so sorry. He looked WAY too young to contract such a cruel illness.

My aunt died from ALS ~10 years ago. Worst thing I've ever seen anyone go through. Horrifying.

/sincere condolences
//I know this is Fark, but really...sincere



We had 4 people in our clinic his age or younger (46) and thank you - it was truly horrific to watch especially when the kids were 4 & 6 at diagnosis. I'm also sorry for your aunt. But we are still fighting to make strides to end this.

thank you
 
2009-11-11 02:55:57 PM  
Smeggy Smurf:
THIS

So what if they're not perfect. They're just as horny as you are. That's the trick, take care of getting your dick wet regularly while you search for the one you're going to live in sin with forever.


I suggest you introduce your right hand to a little saliva mixed with Liquid Silk.

/unless you're a lefty
 
2009-11-11 02:56:02 PM  
smokescreen Quote 2009-11-11 02:52:01 PM
Great, a lot of love for the lonely and demented - the fair will be overwhelmed with Farkers.


Sorry, I missed the part where they go from basement to basement looking for those to help.
 
2009-11-11 02:57:34 PM  
frickin' gold mine

the conference hosts could demand a king's ransom from the vendors for delivering a whole conference filled with easy marks.
 
2009-11-11 02:58:03 PM  
gambitsgirl: TrixieDelite:

Oh, how wicked. I'm so sorry. He looked WAY too young to contract such a cruel illness.

My aunt died from ALS ~10 years ago. Worst thing I've ever seen anyone go through. Horrifying.

/sincere condolences
//I know this is Fark, but really...sincere


We had 4 people in our clinic his age or younger (46) and thank you - it was truly horrific to watch especially when the kids were 4 & 6 at diagnosis. I'm also sorry for your aunt. But we are still fighting to make strides to end this.

thank you


And children to boot? Oh, how heartbreaking.

Wishing you and your little ones peace.
 
2009-11-11 02:58:22 PM  
gambitsgirl: I'm NOT ALONE

I, for one, have a great deal of difficulty believing that anyone as pretty as you would be alone. At least for long. And you're a Farker, which means you probably have a brain and a sense of humor behind the face...

so...

How you doin'?
 
2009-11-11 02:58:28 PM  
gambitsgirl: WTF - we need love too! :-P

Based on looks alone I don't think you'll have any problems.
 
2009-11-11 02:59:03 PM  
gambitsgirl: Early bereavement is the tragic lot of some 24,000 women and 6,000 men under the age of 55 who lose their partners each year.


I'm NOT ALONE


*sigh*

not there yet but i'll be joining you eventually. so there's life after being a caregiver?
 
2009-11-11 02:59:38 PM  
gorgor: They have target practice too
http://tinyurl.com/ykskkah
(copy and paste, NSFW)


I think I may be in love with you.
 
2009-11-11 02:59:46 PM  
bump: I've no doubt my need for such a 'support group' in the coming years. The wife of 18 yrs is showing signs of 'I wanna dump this guy and move on' and there's little I can do to hault the onslaught....

/S. Bump


Been there done that. All I can say is be prepared - there's no reason not to talk to an attorney right now, quietly, and ensure that you have your ducks in a row. Best of luck.
 
2009-11-11 03:00:07 PM  
Sorry, but I'm a long-time single.

/cries into cats fur
 
2009-11-11 03:00:47 PM  
gambitsgirl: frankencj: OgreMagi: I could have used this after my divorce. I had no clue what to do with myself when I found myself suddenly single again.

Actually, I still don't know what to do.

I was widowed in my 30's and after talking to those who have gone through a divorce at that age I found that I had it easier in dealing with loss.

/still had most of my things taken by 'friends', that part was similar.


/widowed in 30's (last year)
//guess it's easier cause we know we aren't getting back with them *shrugs shoulders*


I doubt you knew many 'easy' days ... it takes a remarkable person to do what you did. I have witnessed first hand the devistation of ALS; it is a selfless and all consuming job taking care of someone with the disease. My condolences on your loss.
 
2009-11-11 03:01:08 PM  
old_toole: OgreMagi: I could have used this after my divorce. I had no clue what to do with myself when I found myself suddenly single again.

Actually, I still don't know what to do.

Lower what ever standards you did have and fark anything that is willing.
Worked for me


That's not how I work. I have never been the type to just fark whomever is handy at the moment.

/ok, there was that one time, but I'd been drinking ...
 
2009-11-11 03:01:49 PM  
Can I bring my wife?
 
2009-11-11 03:02:16 PM  
i wouldn't know what to do if my name was Sylvie Razafindrakoto either
 
2009-11-11 03:03:09 PM  
Marshall Banana: bump: I've no doubt my need for such a 'support group' in the coming years. The wife of 18 yrs is showing signs of 'I wanna dump this guy and move on' and there's little I can do to hault the onslaught....

/S. Bump

Been there done that. All I can say is be prepared - there's no reason not to talk to an attorney right now, quietly, and ensure that you have your ducks in a row. Best of luck.


If you thought your wife was going to leave, wouldn't talking to her be a better option? Or the both of you talking to a counselor? Assuming, of course, that you wanted her to stick around.
 
2009-11-11 03:03:40 PM  
TrixieDelite:

thank you

And children to boot? Oh, how heartbreaking.

Wishing you and your little ones peace.



It's been a peaceful healing year. got them a dog.... he pee's himself like daddy did ;-)



Rohasman: gambitsgirl: I'm NOT ALONE

I, for one, have a great deal of difficulty believing that anyone as pretty as you would be alone. At least for long. And you're a Farker, which means you probably have a brain and a sense of humor behind the face...

so...

How you doin'?


I haven't killed a man in a year.... *leers*


gspazg: gambitsgirl: WTF - we need love too! :-P

Based on looks alone I don't think you'll have any problems.


lol - thanks. But I thought "in sickness and in health" meant the flu... so not committing that error again any time soon


sseye: gambitsgirl: Early bereavement is the tragic lot of some 24,000 women and 6,000 men under the age of 55 who lose their partners each year.


I'm NOT ALONE

*sigh*

not there yet but i'll be joining you eventually. so there's life after being a caregiver?



There is but it's hard. email in profile if you wanna talk about it. :-(
 
2009-11-11 03:03:58 PM  
bump: I've no doubt my need for such a 'support group' in the coming years. The wife of 18 yrs is showing signs of 'I wanna dump this guy and move on' and there's little I can do to hault the onslaught....

/S. Bump


Way to be optomistic, what exactly are these signs? Maybe you should contact Cheaters.
 
2009-11-11 03:04:02 PM  
Crewmannumber6: Like my dad told my mom one morning at the breakfast table; "You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it!"

Funny how divorce is so expensive over something the father gave away.

/Divorced after 16-year marriage
//never again
///bitter? table for one?
 
2009-11-11 03:04:48 PM  
d.yimg.com

Is that Maramaduke? Wow, that takes me back. Was the illustration always that...erm.......yeah.
 
2009-11-11 03:05:17 PM  
I just forced myself to play more video games after my divorce.. oh the agony..
 
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