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(Salem News)   In an effort to win Afghan hearts and minds, the U.S. military sends more lawyers   ( divider line
    More: Ironic, United States, U.S. military, justice system, University of Delaware, hearts, Andrea Saglimbene, fair trial, Two North Shore  
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1888 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Nov 2009 at 9:12 AM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2009-11-11 08:33:44 AM  
And a few souls while they're at it.
2009-11-11 08:49:59 AM  
well they'll definitely succeed in winning the hearts and minds of the american people too!
2009-11-11 08:50:29 AM  
Well, to be fair, we have already tried guns and money.
2009-11-11 09:14:22 AM  

GoodCopBadCop: Well, to be fair, we have already tried guns and money.

2009-11-11 09:14:29 AM  
Well. it's a good start.
2009-11-11 09:17:55 AM  
with bombs strapped to their bodies, hopefully

/or hot dogs
2009-11-11 09:18:48 AM  
They're out marching around looking for minefields, right?
2009-11-11 09:24:00 AM  
I'm sick and tired of our continued disregard for human rights. It's almost as bad as that time the US government allowed pre-emptive use of Hillary Clinton against Pakistan.
2009-11-11 09:31:26 AM
2009-11-11 09:33:59 AM  
That will never work.
2009-11-11 09:36:16 AM  
This is bad news.... for Afghanistan.
2009-11-11 09:36:45 AM

Ты говорил, товарищ?
2009-11-11 09:46:41 AM
2009-11-11 10:16:53 AM  

GoodCopBadCop: Well, to be fair, we have already tried guns and money.

Outstanding. That's what I came to say.
2009-11-11 10:18:21 AM  
unlikely tag to busy being sued?
2009-11-11 10:25:39 AM  

GoodCopBadCop: Well, to be fair, we have already tried guns and money.

The shiat has truly hit the fan.
2009-11-11 10:26:04 AM

2009-11-11 10:30:19 AM  

gr8fultom: approves

separated at birth?
2009-11-11 10:47:30 AM
2009-11-11 10:49:10 AM  
Damn, try again:
2009-11-11 10:57:24 AM  
see, the non-stop lawyer ads on tv are finally working.
2009-11-11 12:04:23 PM  
well when the lawyers have all the poppy growing and cross country pipeline contracts secured and finalized, we can claim victory.
2009-11-11 12:13:51 PM  
Just two? We've got a lot more where they came from. Send them all the lawyers currently holding seats in Congress.
2009-11-11 02:10:07 PM  
Do they get to shoot at the lawyers?

/It. Just. Might. Work.
2009-11-11 06:01:17 PM  
Send more lawyers.

Just don't let them come back, only then, will we have won.
2009-11-11 07:13:44 PM  
To be fair, the Afghans do need to eat something. I just hope they don't notice they're not exactly halal, being pigs and all...
2009-11-11 11:41:47 PM  
sending lawyers to build up the "justice" system is like sending pirates to build up international shipping
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