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(Some Guy)   Next time you think about yelling at your three-year old for digging in the yard, remember this story   (gnn.com) divider line 93
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2009-11-11 09:13:04 AM  
I was hoping he'd made it to China.
 
2009-11-11 10:00:20 AM  
Why would I yell at my three year old for digging in the yard? That's what they're supposed to be doing.
 
2009-11-11 10:08:15 AM  
"I gave (Ryan) $50 in multiple bills and he was in the house throwing it up in the air and going, 'Woo!"


I do that exact thing every time I win money gambling.
 
2009-11-11 10:32:29 AM  
article with video and pics of the rings and kid. i'm surprised they didn't stage the scene with him tossing the money in the air
 
2009-11-11 11:30:25 AM  
Sybarite: "I gave (Ryan) $50 in multiple bills and he was in the house throwing it up in the air and going, 'Woo!"


I do that exact thing every time I win money gambling.


Making it rain!
 
2009-11-11 11:58:23 AM  
So Mr. Mulligan wasn't attached to the rings then. Perhaps we'll never know what became of him.
 
2009-11-11 12:14:18 PM  
Ahh, if only this ended in the kid being murdered for digging up rings that the original couple wanted to be buried.
 
2009-11-11 12:15:50 PM  
Shouldn't the kid be hiding in the attic?
 
2009-11-11 12:15:58 PM  
EatHam: Why would I yell at my three year old for digging in the yard? That's what they're supposed to be doing.

That.
 
2009-11-11 12:18:06 PM  
EatHam: Why would I yell at my three year old for digging in the yard? That's what they're supposed to be doing.

Exactly. We didn't want the rugrats digging in the grass, so we have an area of just dirt. No sand, just dirt. They get nice and muddy in that spot.
 
2009-11-11 12:18:27 PM  
I thought he would find dead hookers.
 
2009-11-11 12:18:57 PM  
Whatever. I submitted a better article with a better headline.
 
2009-11-11 12:20:03 PM  
Whatever god grabs he can keep.
 
2009-11-11 12:20:25 PM  
"I gave (Ryan) $50 in multiple bills and he was in the house throwing it up in the air and going, 'Woo!"

I did the same thing with your mom.
 
2009-11-11 12:21:03 PM  
Stop digging up my lawn.
 
Pud
2009-11-11 12:24:35 PM  
The only time yell at a three yr. old for digging in the yard is when he / she are using the backhoe.

/and that best not be a beer in the cup holder
 
2009-11-11 12:24:42 PM  
so she got a mulligan apparently

/lame joke i know
 
2009-11-11 12:25:13 PM  
GET .. OUT FROM UNDERneath my lawn ?...
 
jvl
2009-11-11 12:25:42 PM  
EatHam: Why would I yell at my three year old for digging in the yard? That's what they're supposed to be doing.

More of this.

My daughters have never shown an interest in digging up the yard. I think they're defective.
 
2009-11-11 12:26:07 PM  
thegod082: EatHam: Why would I yell at my three year old for digging in the yard? That's what they're supposed to be doing.

That.


ditto

What's wrong w/ you, subby?
You got one of those "perfect" yards?
 
2009-11-11 12:26:35 PM  
Love the pics of the happy kid. I want to reach through the screen and tousle his hair.
 
2009-11-11 12:26:49 PM  
Not found the 2 hooker's bodies that the father buried there that owned the rings.
 
2009-11-11 12:29:45 PM  
Pud: The only time yell at a three yr. old for digging in the yard is when he / she are using the backhoe.

/and that best not be a beer in the cup holder


Well, where do you want him to put his beer?
 
2009-11-11 12:30:02 PM  
Sybarite: I do that exact thing every time I win money gambling.

To be fair, the casino only frowns on it because they're hard plastic chips.
 
2009-11-11 12:30:29 PM  
i257.photobucket.com

12 years from now
 
2009-11-11 12:31:05 PM  
Eirik: Well, where do you want him to put his beer?

If you can't drive a backhoe without needing to put your beer down, you've got no right to be driving a backhoe.
 
2009-11-11 12:33:14 PM  
"I gave (Ryan) $50 in multiple bills and he was in the house throwing it up in the air and going, 'Woo!"

I should give a 3-year old my cable bill, phone bill, water bill, gas bill and electic bill... But it would be a lot more than $50...

Also-
i635.photobucket.com

Wouldn't look nearly as cool with just (2) $20's and a $10...
 
2009-11-11 12:36:55 PM  
"I gave (Ryan) $50 in multiple bills and he was in the house throwing it up in the air and going, 'Woo!"

Good for her. You give a kid one $50 bill and the kid will mistakenly think that one item is a small reward. Hand them a bunch of cash and they feel rich and able to buy more things.
 
2009-11-11 12:39:47 PM  
$50 bucks? That'll get you a hand job at the massage parlor/
 
2009-11-11 12:44:11 PM  
Third In Line: thegod082: EatHam: Why would I yell at my three year old for digging in the yard? That's what they're supposed to be doing.

That.

ditto

What's wrong w/ you, subby?
You got one of those "perfect" yards?


Add another THIS to the ones above.

Lucky bastard. Everytime I dug in my yard, all I would find would be the remains of our dead pets.
 
2009-11-11 12:45:49 PM  
Pud: The only time yell at a three yr. old for digging in the yard is when he / she are using the backhoe.

/and that best not be a beer in the cup holder


You are hereby awarded one, official, Internets. Use it wisely.

+ brazillion
 
2009-11-11 12:49:36 PM  
ABQGOD: "I gave (Ryan) $50 in multiple bills and he was in the house throwing it up in the air and going, 'Woo!"

Good for her. You give a kid one $50 bill and the kid will mistakenly think that one item is a small reward. Hand them a bunch of cash and they feel rich and able to buy more things.


You sound poor - like me!
 
2009-11-11 12:50:11 PM  
KingKauff: Lucky bastard. Everytime I dug in my yard, all I would find would be the remains of our dead pets.

Perhaps if you stopped killing your pets?
 
2009-11-11 12:51:08 PM  
img682.imageshack.us

I found Joan's wedding rings, and all I got was a lousy $50.
 
2009-11-11 12:54:02 PM  
gorgor: "I gave (Ryan) $50 in multiple bills and he was in the house throwing it up in the air and going, 'Woo!"

I did the same thing with your mom.


yes...
 
2009-11-11 12:56:31 PM  
palelizard: KingKauff: Lucky bastard. Everytime I dug in my yard, all I would find would be the remains of our dead pets.

Perhaps if you stopped killing your pets?


To be fair, I have killed none of my pets. The ones that didn't die of old age decided they wanted to die and they chose the quickest way to do it: running under a moving car.
 
2009-11-11 12:57:48 PM  
Not that I know anything, but that kid looks a lot older than 3...
 
2009-11-11 12:58:42 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe: I was hoping he'd made it to China.

GoogleMaps and such clearly showing the exact location you'd emerge at the opposite side of the planet has taken some of the adventure out of that pursuit.
 
2009-11-11 01:04:14 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe: I was hoping he'd made it to China.

This! So much this.
 
2009-11-11 01:05:27 PM  
Your mom and me: gorgor: "I gave (Ryan) $50 in multiple bills and he was in the house throwing it up in the air and going, 'Woo!"

I did the same thing with your mom.

yes...


Right when she goes 'Woo!', I slap her cheek with my nuts.
She's makes a cute squinty face.
 
2009-11-11 01:05:48 PM  
First thing I thought of:

www.comicsreporter.com
 
2009-11-11 01:07:10 PM  
likesass: $50 bucks? That'll get you a hand job at the massage parlor/

I love happy endings.
 
2009-11-11 01:09:26 PM  
img682.imageshack.us

Hases it! Hases it!

Hases the Precioussssssss...
 
2009-11-11 01:10:05 PM  
Wanted for questioning:
www.ibeatyou.com
 
2009-11-11 01:12:06 PM  
Can I borrow that kid for a day? I lost a spoon ring in my back yard a couple of years ago (I was throwing a toy for our dog and the ring flew off my pinky finger.) Our neighbor even scouted around with his metal detector, but we never found it.
 
2009-11-11 01:14:06 PM  
Sybarite: "I gave (Ryan) $50 in multiple bills and he was in the house throwing it up in the air and going, 'Woo!"


I do that exact thing every time I win money gambling.


Where do you think he learned it? Didn't you notice the kid is wearing a Las Vegas shirt in the picture?
 
2009-11-11 01:16:43 PM  
cettin: Sybarite: "I gave (Ryan) $50 in multiple bills and he was in the house throwing it up in the air and going, 'Woo!"


I do that exact thing every time I win money gambling.

Where do you think he learned it? Didn't you notice the kid is wearing a Las Vegas shirt in the picture?



Ha! Totally missed that.
 
2009-11-11 01:16:54 PM  
Ouisch: Can I borrow that kid for a day? I lost a spoon ring in my back yard a couple of years ago (I was throwing a toy for our dog and the ring flew off my pinky finger.) Our neighbor even scouted around with his metal detector, but we never found it.

No you cannot borrow the kid!!!

i649.photobucket.com

j/k
couldn't resist
 
2009-11-11 01:18:04 PM  
Ouisch: Can I borrow that kid for a day? I lost a spoon ring in my back yard a couple of years ago (I was throwing a toy for our dog and the ring flew off my pinky finger.) Our neighbor even scouted around with his metal detector, but we never found it.

Your neighbor pawned your ring. Also, I had to look up what a spoon ring is. I was imagining a ring with a little spoon attached to it for cocaine.
 
2009-11-11 01:25:52 PM  
KingKauff: To be fair, I have killed none of my pets. The ones that didn't die of old age decided they wanted to die and they chose the quickest way to do it: running under a moving car.

I guess not everyone always wanted to be a mad scientist.
 
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