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(L.A. Metblogs) Amusing The traffic sign from L.A. Story has a cousin who lives in a gas pump at a 76 station in the Valley   (la.metblogs.com) divider line 52
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2009-11-10 04:20:55 PM
But it doesn't make up for the inflated prices.
 
2009-11-10 04:30:58 PM
How Daddy Is Doing?

/loved that movie
 
2009-11-10 04:32:50 PM
Sing Doo Wha Diddy.

/loved it, too
 
2009-11-10 05:42:44 PM
Somebody should draw some boobies right below the screen. "Hey look up here, you disgusting leering pig.
 
2009-11-10 08:21:15 PM

jaylectricity


Somebody should draw some boobies right below the screen. "Hey look up here, you disgusting leering pig.


It's ASCII - "My IIIII are up here".
 
2009-11-10 08:22:20 PM
I'll have a half double decafinated half-caf...with a twist of lemon.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2009-11-10 08:22:20 PM
MERLIN. "Ye see not the wand;
Ye see not the mage:
As two straws in your hand
Are the fool and the sage."

- 'The Quest of Merlin' by Richard Hovey (1891)

/what a real sage may sound like
 
2009-11-10 08:22:21 PM
jaylectricity: Somebody should draw some boobies right below the screen. "Hey look up here, you disgusting leering pig.

"Hey look up here, you disgusting leering pig!"
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2009-11-10 08:23:12 PM
I think that machine is showing off, 'cause that's just an idiots way of being interesting.
 
2009-11-10 08:30:33 PM
look here


img690.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-10 08:31:23 PM
i24.photobucket.com

"Hey honeybunch...this machine just called me an asshole!"
 
2009-11-10 08:34:45 PM
Screw you, machine. I'll have a shiatty day if I god damned feel like it!
 
2009-11-10 08:36:20 PM
Norad: "Hey honeybunch...this machine just called me an asshole!"

If my photobucket hadn't been such a biatch I would have beat you...

/meanie.
 
2009-11-10 08:42:19 PM
blog.jinni.com
 
2009-11-10 08:42:41 PM
I thought Sarah Jessica Parker was really sexy in that movie.
 
2009-11-10 08:43:14 PM
skinink: I thought Sarah Jessica Parker was really sexy in that movie.

Especially with the coffee
 
2009-11-10 08:43:28 PM
I am going to vacation at the El Pollo del mar resort.
 
2009-11-10 08:44:01 PM
Bravo! Smiling is the last revolutionary act.
 
2009-11-10 08:45:19 PM
That machine does have a good point
 
2009-11-10 08:45:37 PM
skinink: I thought Sarah Jessica Parker was really sexy in that movie.

hb0mb: Premarin is a synthetic estrogen product extracted from pregnant mares' urine, or "PMU." Since more than nine million women in the United States take it, 50,000 horses are kept pregnant as continuously as possible on more than 500 "PMU farms" in North America to keep the labs stocked with enough urine to meet the increasing demand.

/Horse (face)
 
2009-11-10 08:54:13 PM
skinink: I thought Sarah Jessica Parker was really sexy in that movie.

To be sure, it was also the last time I thought she was really sexy in anything.

/your breasts feel... weird.
 
2009-11-10 08:55:12 PM
I see your gas pump that wants to be loved, and raise you Austin, TX's highway alerts system that warns of zombies..
 
2009-11-10 08:55:15 PM
Woodman and Riverside, eh? Thats funny... i had my ATM card pirated by a gas pump on Barham and Cahuenga.
 
2009-11-10 08:59:20 PM
Part of the new cruelty?
 
2009-11-10 09:02:57 PM
Should be happy, it gets pumped all day long.
 
2009-11-10 09:06:14 PM
blazemongr:

/your breasts feel... weird.


That's because they're real.
 
2009-11-10 09:07:27 PM
The weather's gonna change your life.
 
2009-11-10 09:09:57 PM
PC Load letter? What the fark does THAT mean?
 
2009-11-10 09:10:36 PM
www.esplatter.com

IshadymilkmanI, attempting to process headline.
 
2009-11-10 09:12:57 PM
Hey, that's just a short ways for me. I should go gas up there and frown a lot.
 
2009-11-10 09:17:42 PM
cougs4ever: The weather's gonna change your life.

Twice.
 
2009-11-10 09:23:20 PM
I think I'll be adding this movie to my netflix queu.
 
2009-11-10 09:27:28 PM
feedmeastraycat.com
 
2009-11-10 09:51:39 PM
I bought gas there a couple of months ago, and I noticed it said that. If I had thought anybody would care I would have gotten some pictures, blogged about it, then submitted the link to Fark. Coulda had a greenlight.
 
2009-11-10 09:54:52 PM
blorpen: I'm reading American Psycho right now. I get paranoid that someone on the morning train is gonna get a little too nosey and look at what I'm reading The book is really graphic.
 
2009-11-10 09:55:10 PM
poop threads are funnier
from site, link at bottom:
la.metblogs.com
 
2009-11-10 10:03:51 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-10 10:03:59 PM
Thanks to L.A. Story, I'm always happy to hear people farking in the hotel room next to me.

/or maybe I'm just pervy, and like to listen...
 
2009-11-10 10:23:38 PM
I wonder if the gas pump is located near L'Idiot.
 
2009-11-10 11:17:30 PM
So long as it doesn't ask you to feed it a kitten, we're good.
 
2009-11-10 11:50:05 PM
uberhund72: I wonder if the gas pump is located near L'Idiot.

It's near Westfield Fashion Center, where local legend has it that Britney Spears once got naked and started screaming inside one of the stores.

I've never visited that gas station because their prices are too high.

/Valero on Magnolia and Kester is much cheaper
 
2009-11-11 12:08:15 AM
"Hi, my name's Bob, I'll be your robber."
 
2009-11-11 01:15:48 AM
Lorelle uberhund72:
It's near Westfield Fashion Center, where local legend has it that Britney Spears once got naked and started screaming inside one of the stores.

Fark those Aussie buggers. They bought a mall up here, Southcenter, had to slap their dopey name in front of it.
 
2009-11-11 01:51:06 AM
uberhund72: I wonder if the gas pump is located near L'Idiot.

blogs.dallasobserver.com
 
2009-11-11 02:16:15 AM
"Renting..."
"I just sold a condo..."

"Yes, in this soft market!"
 
2009-11-11 02:51:42 AM
Its a nuisance, its my damn testicles.
 
2009-11-11 03:21:48 AM
La Story?
Shouldn't it be "El Story"?

/been awhile since I took Spanish
 
2009-11-11 03:48:45 AM
R.U.O.K.?
 
2009-11-11 04:03:56 AM
IshadymilkmanI: IshadymilkmanI, attempting to process headline.

Man I'm with you on this one. I had to read it four times for it to make sense.
 
2009-11-11 04:11:08 AM
Gassed up in Amish country yesterday, and the pump said, "Live long and prosper".
 
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