"um, mistakes were made. those people were shot when i got there"

"Oh jeeves, I had the most terrible dream. I dreamt that I was poor and you didn't recognize me anymore, and it was all because of this awful black man...."

Thoguh: So why did I need to know that his lawyer has been playing Cello since he was five years old?

They're going to Kangaroo Court the "suspect" and are playing up the "we gave him a good lawyer" card before-hand.

Barnacles!: "Oh jeeves, I had the most terrible dream. I dreamt that I was poor and you didn't recognize me anymore, and it was all because of this awful black man...."

Dancin_In_Anson: Eh wot?

This guy (actually, his character name was "Coleman" not jeeves -- my bad)

I wonder if his billing rate (prior to the Allah Akbar killing spree) was higher than his attorney's?

Colin Ferguson called. He wants his defense back.
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MaxxLarge: Is he aware that he's an asshole?

Allegedly.

I love getting my issue of "No Shiat!" magazine ...

Nice way to drag the Islam religion through the mud, idiot. And then Muslims wonder why they are characterized as violent fanatics.

Hes also going to be aware that his brain feels like it's on fire when they send thousands of volts through his body on the electric chair.

Enjoy, scumbag.

Thoguh

So why did I need to know that his lawyer has been playing Cello since he was five years old?


There's always room for Cello.

Thoguh: So why did I need to know that his lawyer has been playing Cello since he was five years old?

Hey, you read the article. I didn't know until you told me.

Dammit.

Dancin_In_Anson: I don't envy his attorney in the least.

Even a werewolf deserves representation in court.

Dancin_In_Anson: I don't envy his attorney in the least.

Why? This is a career case. This attorney gets to have his name in the news for years to come over this case.

Looks like someone's in the nomination to beat out john edwards for "biggest douche of the universe"..

//also, aware he's a SUSPECT? that's the best use of the presumption of innocence ever.

Aware he's a suspect? Cheerist on a popsicle stick this is going to give the Troofers more evidence. This guy went psycho because he was involved in 911!!! He was going after his co-conspirators.

Goodfella: Dancin_In_Anson: I don't envy his attorney in the least.

Why? This is a career case. This attorney gets to have his name in the news for years to come over this case.

Seemed to work for cochrane..

Englebert Slaptyback: Thoguh

So why did I need to know that his lawyer has been playing Cello since he was five years old?


There's always room for Cello.

Cello, how you doin'?

Hopefully the last thing sort of he sees right after someone smears pigs blood on him.

albo: "um, mistakes were made. those people were shot when i got there"

Heh. Yeah, not likely.

It does make you wonder just how weird it must be to play the defense in this type of case - I suspect it's mostly about the punishment phase, and making allowing the guy to make an honest statement?

I SUPPOSE he could possibly go for a true "not guilty by reason of insanity" defense but I highly doubt he'd get it, and if he doesn't get that, there's just no way to avoid the death penalty after killing 13 people, under the UCMJ. Or if there is, I sure don't know how they'd pull it off.

Barbigazi: LeafyGreens: I wonder if his billing rate (prior to the Allah Akbar killing spree) was higher than his attorney's?

I believe the army receives socialized medicine, so I don't think he charge...ZOMG DON'T YOU SEE!!!! DOCTORS WILL KILL US ALL IF WE HAVE OBAMACARE!!

ZOMG it's true! We must cling to our pre-existing conditions and spotty coverage because mah babby will be death paneled unless it's a drag queen!!!1!

Not even the Chewbacca Defense is gonna cut it on this one.

Goodfella: Hes also going to be aware that his brain feels like it's on fire when they send thousands of volts through his body on the electric chair.

Enjoy, scumbag.

Military court- hanging

Goodfella: Hes also going to be aware that his brain feels like it's on fire when they send thousands of volts through his body on the electric chair.

Enjoy, scumbag.

They won't - he'll get the needle.

museisluse: Military court- hanging

Not anymore. The military uses lethal injection nowadays.

It surprised me to find that out too.

bluorangefyre: I am sure he's also pretty aware that he will be a dead man once the trial is over.

I suspect he wishes they had killed him in the act, personally.

I'm glad to know what is going on with our celebrity mass murdering piece of shiat. How long do you figure a civilian government can last if other shiatbirds start going off like this SNL eggheaded jihadi in Ft. Hood? Not long.

Oh and it's humiliating and deeply disturbing to see the farking lawyers and media profit off the blood of Americans being slaughtered in the name of PC farking insanity. They think this is some sort of farking video game. I swear to GOD. It's going to end and we are going to lose our freedoms and the reason will be that little farker Mo. Kind of sucks if you think hard enough about what is happening to us because of our silly-assed laid back motherfarking attitudes.

Methinks Texas was not the best state to kill 13 people in.

He looks like one of those conehead motherfarkers is what I'm trying to say.

itazurakko: It does make you wonder just how weird it must be to play the defense in this type of case - I suspect it's mostly about the punishment phase, and making allowing the guy to make an honest statement?

I SUPPOSE he could possibly go for a true "not guilty by reason of insanity" defense but I highly doubt he'd get it, and if he doesn't get that, there's just no way to avoid the death penalty after killing 13 people, under the UCMJ. Or if there is, I sure don't know how they'd pull it off.

My guess is that the lawyer will be an absolute stickler for procedure. If possible, he'll be looking for any technicality, legal loophole, or slip up to get him out of the death penalty, or the best result (for our shooter) get a mistrial.

RoxtarRyan: Dancin_In_Anson: I don't envy his attorney in the least.

Even a werewolf deserves representation in court.

But not if he has been sandbagging a doctor of journalism.