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Englebert Slaptyback

2009-11-10 07:06:06 PM

Ice-floe rescuers in Canada need to be rescued by ice-floe rescuers, who need to be rescued by ice-floe rescuers

Sounds like a real pain in the ice.

Xixox

2009-11-10 07:06:25 PM

Rescue effort provided by Xzibit

The Invisible Sky Wizard

2009-11-10 07:06:30 PM

Recursive headline is recursive.

The Grinch

2009-11-10 07:06:37 PM

Repeat?

best costume for the day

2009-11-10 07:07:29 PM

and so it floes

wildsnowllama

2009-11-10 07:08:09 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Ice-floe rescuers in Canada need to be rescued by ice-floe rescuers, who need to be rescued by ice-floe rescuers

Sounds like a real pain in the ice.

This kind of commentary is a slippery slope...

Shadyman

2009-11-10 07:08:25 PM

The Invisible Sky Wizard: Recursive headline is recursive.

START:
PRINT "Recursive headline is"
GOTO START

twidgetfitch

2009-11-10 07:09:56 PM

As much as I'd like to render a fractal made out of Canadians...

Deuce11

2009-11-10 07:10:05 PM

I wonder if these rescue teams have ever heard of a...what's that darn thing called?? Oh yeah, HELICOPTER

snocone

2009-11-10 07:11:32 PM

Oh nos, the floes.

rurdy

2009-11-10 07:12:20 PM

Spartapuss

2009-11-10 07:13:31 PM

I have to congratulate Subby for knowing when the irony tags is and is not appropriate.

Somaticasual

2009-11-10 07:14:01 PM

A nice twist on yesterdays "one boat, two boats, three boats ...ah ah ah" thread.

bgddy24601

2009-11-10 07:14:42 PM

was there sacking involved?

/mind you, frostbite can be pretty nasty...

TheOriginalEd

2009-11-10 07:14:44 PM

DAMN YOU rurdy YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

HTApprovedChick

2009-11-10 07:15:42 PM

But were they sacked?

Bagelox-99

2009-11-10 07:16:38 PM

/hot like ice floes aren't

tuna fingers

2009-11-10 07:18:04 PM

Bagelox-99: /hot like ice floes aren't

That works. So does dogs.

NSFW Link (new window)

bring to a festering boil

2009-11-10 07:18:21 PM

The stranded hunters refused food that was offered, saying they would have Nunavut.

BuckTurgidson

2009-11-10 07:24:23 PM

scalpod

2009-11-10 07:26:32 PM

Subby, you're on edge100.dealsdirect.net

mexicymru

2009-11-10 07:27:12 PM

Shadyman: The Invisible Sky Wizard: Recursive headline is recursive.

START:
PRINT "Recursive headline is"
GOTO START

But your pseudocode isn't.

string headline( string prefix )
{
return ( headline( prefix + "recursive headline is " ) );
}

RoyBatty

2009-11-10 07:28:07 PM

But the polar bear cubs, what happened to the polar bear cubs?

Big Blue iii

2009-11-10 07:30:41 PM

Have you tried the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It's a Hot Pocket in a Hot Pocket.

bidness

2009-11-10 07:37:48 PM

Unavailable for comment.

Bagelox-99

2009-11-10 07:38:41 PM

Big Blue iii: Have you tried the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It's a Hot Pocket in a Hot Pocket.

This thanksgiving order a tofurkey stuffed with real turkey stuffed with tofurkey...Tofurkurkeyfurkey!

TorontoTonto

2009-11-10 07:39:56 PM

Laugh OL (did I do that right?)

Canadians! Snow and bears. Crazy I tell you.

/Canadian
//no snow yet
///expect some in January
//any before that is unwanted
/divide by zero (degrees)

nytmare

2009-11-10 07:45:36 PM

No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes.

The Invisible Sky Wizard

2009-11-10 07:45:43 PM

Bagelox-99: Big Blue iii: Have you tried the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It's a Hot Pocket in a Hot Pocket.

This thanksgiving order a tofurkey stuffed with real turkey stuffed with tofurkey...Tofurkurkeyfurkey!

Yo dawg, I heard you like fake turkey and real turkey so we put some fake turkey in your real turkey and put the real turkey with the fake turkey in some fake turkey so you can eat fake turkey while you eat real turkey while you eat fake turkey.

snake_beater

2009-11-10 07:46:04 PM

Who rescues the rescuers?

2009-11-10 07:47:16 PM

"I saw the melted snow that hung in beads
Upon my steel-shoes; less and less I saw
Between the tiles the bunches of small weeds:
Heartless and stupid, with no touch of awe"

- 'Sir Galahad, A Christmas Mystery' by William Morris (1858)

/not ready for another long winter
//obviously the boy wasn't either

Englebert Slaptyback

2009-11-10 07:48:10 PM

snake_beater

Who rescues the rescuers?

I dunno. Coast Guard?

CaesarSneezy

2009-11-10 07:56:23 PM

therhinodep

2009-11-10 07:59:13 PM

"The four men had manoeuvred their boat through the ice Monday...."

That's where they screwed up. They should have stuck to just driving it.

o5iiawah

2009-11-10 08:01:32 PM

ice floe trifecta in play?

The Good Logins are Gone

2009-11-10 08:21:03 PM

We ain't seen nobody...

Pants full of macaroni!!

2009-11-10 08:30:45 PM

Thank you, thank you, thank you subby, for not spelling it ice flow!

You get a gold star.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Shut Up and Compute

2009-11-10 08:32:27 PM

You said ice floe three times...

fatassbastard

2009-11-10 08:46:23 PM

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. (new window)

ghostwind

2009-11-10 08:59:48 PM

Spartapuss: I have to congratulate Subby for knowing when the irony tags is and is not appropriate.

Well, I try ;)

Bagelox-99

2009-11-10 09:04:20 PM

The Invisible Sky Wizard: Yo dawg, I heard you like fake turkey and real turkey so we put some fake turkey in your real turkey and put the real turkey with the fake turkey in some fake turkey so you can eat fake turkey while you eat real turkey while you eat fake turkey.

www.gifanatics.com

jiesenPSD

2009-11-10 09:48:39 PM

the ice must floe!

Navin

2009-11-10 09:56:52 PM

I'm not your friend, buddy!

I'm not your buddy, guy!! (new window)

Raw_fishFood

2009-11-10 11:48:21 PM

Somebody forgot an end condition.

replaced by golf cart

2009-11-10 11:58:03 PM

Somebody should be sacked.

AnotherBrian

2009-11-11 01:35:34 AM

Another example of a rescue fail. (new window)

texastag

2009-11-11 02:28:00 AM

replaced by golf cart: Somebody should be sacked.

I heard that those who were responsible for sacking the people who were supposed to sack the rescuers have themselves been sacked.

/The old sackflashers website from Stoker and Hoop just redirects to the adult swim website now BTW

Anivar

2009-11-11 12:12:52 PM

Oh god, they divided by zero!

Alx_xlA

2009-11-11 06:22:41 PM

...who were then sacked.

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