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2009-11-10 05:49:30 PM
He really shouldn't have terrorized that poor man.
 
2009-11-10 06:04:00 PM
Brings new meaning to the phrase "Birthday beatings," doesn't it?
 
2009-11-10 06:05:08 PM
I sometimes get terrorized in the bathroom after too much tzatziki sauce
 
2009-11-10 06:05:23 PM
Marine reservist attacks Greek Orthodox priest with a tire iron, then calls police to brag he's caught a terrorist

Brother, can you spare a terrorist?
 
2009-11-10 06:06:37 PM
I weep for our country.
 
2009-11-10 06:06:47 PM
Marine reservist attacks Greek Orthodox priest with a tire iron, then calls police to brag he's caught a terrorist

I bet that left him flat.
 
2009-11-10 06:07:18 PM
Isn't it obligatory to give the HERO tag to every story about Marines?

/flame on
 
2009-11-10 06:07:24 PM
He's a badass, and doesn't afraid of anything.
 
2009-11-10 06:07:29 PM
Hey now, nobody ever claimed Marines were smart.
 
2009-11-10 06:07:43 PM
I'm tired of all these pun threads.
 
2009-11-10 06:07:49 PM
sounds like something out of the game 'clue.'

the marine, with the tire iron, in florida.
 
2009-11-10 06:07:59 PM
Give the guy a break. There hasn't been a single terrorist attack at the Seaport Channelside Apartments since he was assigned to the patrol. Well, other than the guy that was bashed on the head with a tire iron after asking for directions, but that was just a misunderstanding.
 
2009-11-10 06:08:07 PM
Congratulations, conservatives.

You got what you wanted.
 
2009-11-10 06:08:57 PM
You know who else was a Greek Orthodox Priest...
 
2009-11-10 06:09:16 PM
PRANKED!!!
 
2009-11-10 06:09:24 PM
At least he didn't capture a rabbi.
 
2009-11-10 06:09:28 PM
Finally, people in the United States military are waking up. Sure this "Greek" priest acts all innocent now but he wasn't "following" people looking for directions, no, he was scouting potential targets and this brave soldier did his duty as far as I'm concerned.

I fought in all three world wars and I can tell you, the enemy will disguise himself at any point to achieve his target. Would this priest eat a gyro? I think he would have spat it out because terrorists cannot eat Gyros, it is against their religion. Wake up America!
 
2009-11-10 06:09:30 PM
Quasar: Congratulations, conservatives.

You got what you wanted.


You know who else got what he wanted.

Me! I used my million dollars and did two chicks at the same time.

Sweet.
 
2009-11-10 06:10:00 PM
How stupid do you have to be to mistake a Greek Christian for an "Arab terrorist?" Wow.

/not all Marines are this stupid
//maybe he's smart one weekend a month
 
2009-11-10 06:10:07 PM
Most of the ten year olds in the area are likely relieved.
 
2009-11-10 06:10:27 PM
Is Greek Orthodox butsecks with or without lube?
 
2009-11-10 06:11:16 PM
You just know he had Medal of Honor visions racing through his head as he was chasing the guy down.
 
2009-11-10 06:11:43 PM
Thank god the military is here to protect us.....

/A Greek Priest
//I was so scared
 
2009-11-10 06:11:51 PM
What kind of world is this where a priest can't carry around a tire iron without being accused of terrorism?
 
2009-11-10 06:11:51 PM
gorgor: Is Greek Orthodox butsecks with or without lube?

It's Orthodox, silly. That means without.
 
2009-11-10 06:12:02 PM
gorgor: Is Greek Orthodox butsecks with or without lube?

with.
unless it's lent. then, it's without.

/greek orthodox.
 
2009-11-10 06:13:52 PM
How do you say "douchebag" in Greek Orthodox?
 
2009-11-10 06:13:56 PM
better safe than sorry
 
2009-11-10 06:13:59 PM
Quasar: Congratulations, conservatives.

You got what you wanted.


they wanted someone on fark mention them?

You need to be more insulting, with more rambling if you're ever going to go pro with your trolls. However half point for being semi-vauge/incoherent, and .1 for poor effort.

.6/10
 
2009-11-10 06:14:25 PM
America! fark ya!
 
2009-11-10 06:15:38 PM
Forced Perspective: I'm tired of all these pun threads.

Hey, don't tread on us.
 
2009-11-10 06:16:13 PM
smrtone: How do you say "douchebag" in Greek Orthodox?

Mehmed II.
 
2009-11-10 06:17:24 PM
Police said they're also investigating whether Bruce, 28, committed a hate crime.

Maybe a "hate" crime, maybe not.

Most definitely a "dumb" crime.
 
2009-11-10 06:19:02 PM
In all fairness, the priest hoped for nothing, feared nothing ... was free.
 
2009-11-10 06:19:51 PM
Terrorism is all greek to me.
 
2009-11-10 06:20:30 PM
Semper Fi-oupoppoulous!!
 
2009-11-10 06:20:39 PM
So what is his Fark handle?
 
2009-11-10 06:22:23 PM
www.dkimages.com

What a Greek Orthodox Priest MAY look like

/KINDA Terroristy
 
2009-11-10 06:23:37 PM
9-11-00 NEVAR FORGET!

But, seriously, folks...a farking Greek Orthodox priest? (That would be a CHRISTIAN, for any uneducated types).

Wow.

Wow.

Um...wow.

The stupid is strong on this one. Wow.

Have I said "wow" yet? Cuz...y'know...wow.
 
2009-11-10 06:24:00 PM
DerekSD: gorgor: Is Greek Orthodox butsecks with or without lube?

with.
unless it's lent. then, it's without.

/greek orthodox.


Butter or margarine?
 
2009-11-10 06:24:19 PM
Who the hell has a tire iron at their fingertips? If I wanted to chase down a beat an innocent Greek man, I'd have to have him wait while I dug out my spare tire.

That being said, there are a couple people of middle-Eastern decent that I'd chase down the street with a tire iron, but they just happen to be my in-laws.
 
2009-11-10 06:24:35 PM
DerekSD: gorgor: Is Greek Orthodox butsecks with or without lube?

with.
unless it's lent. then, it's without.

/greek orthodox.


its only orthodox if the lube used is kalamata olive oil, cold pressed

/cold pressed between the cheeks
//the oil has hit the anus
 
2009-11-10 06:25:12 PM
www.roacusa.org

KEVORKA!
 
2009-11-10 06:27:44 PM
ChuableVicodin: DerekSD: gorgor: Is Greek Orthodox butsecks with or without lube?

with.
unless it's lent. then, it's without.

/greek orthodox.

its only orthodox if the lube used is kalamata olive oil, cold pressed

/cold pressed between the cheeks
//the oil has hit the anus


that reminds me of my boyhood church camps.....
 
2009-11-10 06:28:59 PM
Sounds like a Monty Python skit.
 
2009-11-10 06:29:29 PM
www2.tbo.com

Genius in question.
 
2009-11-10 06:30:24 PM
DerekSD: sounds like something out of the game 'clue.'

the marineColonel Mustard, with the tire iron, in Florida.


FTFA
 
2009-11-10 06:33:49 PM
Seriously, this guy should be sent to the worst part of Iraq with a a bomb turban Mohammed shirt on.
 
2009-11-10 06:33:51 PM
bugmn99: Hey now, nobody ever claimed Marines were smart.

Well, I see that base has been covered.
 
2009-11-10 06:35:49 PM
Fano:
DerekSD: sounds like something out of the game 'clue.'

the marineColonel Mustard, with the tire iron, in Florida.

FTFA


In other words, a Mustard jarhead.
 
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