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2009-11-10 05:39:25 PM
Those 5 kilogram cheese blocks are valuable.
 
2009-11-10 06:09:27 PM
why would anybody steal the kind of cheese that comes in such quantities?
why would you throw it out of your car if you're not being chased by the cops?
why would anybody pick up boxes of cheese off the side of the road?
 
2009-11-10 06:09:35 PM
Yum road cheese. I'll take high road grit fiber version please.
 
2009-11-10 06:09:54 PM
That article really grated on me.

/Pun day at FARK?
 
2009-11-10 06:09:56 PM
blog.seattlepi.com

MMMMMMM.....Cheese!

Go Cougs!
 
2009-11-10 06:10:34 PM
elefand.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-11-10 06:11:02 PM
"There is never a right time to eat a whole block of cheese, Charlie!"
 
2009-11-10 06:13:16 PM
I'm the king of cheese!

img687.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-10 06:14:45 PM
Pixie and Dixie are wanted for questioning by Mr. Jinks.
 
2009-11-10 06:15:26 PM
bookexcerpts.files.wordpress.com
Said to be inconsolable.


Also,
www.granadablogs.com
 
2009-11-10 06:15:42 PM
Yea contact the police its nacho cheese.
 
2009-11-10 06:17:12 PM
corridor:
Also,


Beat me to it...
 
2009-11-10 06:17:42 PM
mentallo69 2009-11-10 06:09:56 PM

MMMMMMM.....Cheese!

Go Cougs!


I saw that cheese today in the local market! Zit any good?
 
2009-11-10 06:18:44 PM
mentallo69: MMMMMMM.....Cheese!

Go Cougs!


"Cougar cheese?" Something tells me the GIS is advisable only for gorgor.
 
2009-11-10 06:18:57 PM
Let me get this straigt. A bunch of guys drove down rural back roads throwing cheese from their car/truck.

WTF, that just seems so random.
 
2009-11-10 06:20:26 PM
What's the street value of said block of cheese? We talkin' felony? Misdemeanor? Intent to distribute?
 
2009-11-10 06:20:30 PM
DerekSD: why would anybody steal the kind of cheese that comes in such quantities?
why would you throw it out of your car if you're not being chased by the cops?
why would anybody pick up boxes of cheese off the side of the road?


Gotta steal something.

Gotta huck something.

Gotta eat something.
 
2009-11-10 06:21:12 PM
FTA:

"It will be easily identifiable by the level of road grit found in the contents when eaten," police said.

I smell a joke.

/or old cheese
 
2009-11-10 06:22:12 PM
FTA: A member of the public saw two men loading boxes, each believed to contain several 10 kilogram cheese blocks, into their vehicle this morning. The member of the public then kept watch on the vehicle as the occupants threw boxes out the window on back roads.

Just who were these guys? Superman & the Hulk?
 
2009-11-10 06:26:07 PM
Is it the size of a car battery?

itodyaso.files.wordpress.com

/dnrtfa
 
2009-11-10 06:28:36 PM
Who the fark finds a block of cheese ON THE ROAD and takes it home to eat it? Let a lone to pick it up and bring it home?

Who are these people? Where am I?
 
2009-11-10 06:28:47 PM
elev8meL8r: "Cougar cheese?" Something tells me the GIS is advisable only for gorgor.

Strangely, it's remarkably SFW.

/Now I'm dissapointed.
 
2009-11-10 06:29:18 PM
MONSTERTRUCK: mentallo69 2009-11-10 06:09:56 PM

MMMMMMM.....Cheese!

Go Cougs!

I saw that cheese today in the local market! Zit any good?


It's pretty good but it's a heck of a commitment for a single person. Those are some big cans. Unless you have a family that really likes cheese, you gotta be set on eating cheese with pretty much every meal. And snacks.
 
2009-11-10 06:29:52 PM
BTW...10 kilograms = 22lbs.
 
2009-11-10 06:33:18 PM
2.media.tumblr.com
cheese is good
 
2009-11-10 06:35:49 PM
jtown: DerekSD: why would anybody steal the kind of cheese that comes in such quantities?
why would you throw it out of your car if you're not being chased by the cops?
why would anybody pick up boxes of cheese off the side of the road?

Gotta steal something.

Gotta huck something.

Gotta eat something.


it all makes sense now.
thanks.
 
2009-11-10 06:35:49 PM

Devil's Playground


FTA: A member of the public saw two men loading boxes, each believed to contain several 10 kilogram cheese blocks, into their vehicle this morning. The member of the public then kept watch on the vehicle as the occupants threw boxes out the window on back roads.

Just who were these guys? Superman & the Hulk?


Let's say "several" means four or five.

One kilogram == 2.2 lb.

Each box might have weighed 88 or 110 lb. Not exactly blue tights or green skin territory.
 
2009-11-10 06:35:49 PM
MONSTERTRUCK: mentallo69 2009-11-10 06:09:56 PM

MMMMMMM.....Cheese!

Go Cougs!

I saw that cheese today in the local market! Zit any good?


Yes, it is literallly the best cheese I have ever had. I went to WSU, so I push it anyway. However, I turned many people on to that cheese. My parents have it shipped to Texas all the time. It is good and worth the money.
I reccomend the 2 year aged sharp white chedder and also Crimson Fire Pepper Jack Cheese. OMG!
 
2009-11-10 06:37:49 PM
jtown: MONSTERTRUCK: mentallo69 2009-11-10 06:09:56 PM

MMMMMMM.....Cheese!

Go Cougs!

I saw that cheese today in the local market! Zit any good?

It's pretty good but it's a heck of a commitment for a single person. Those are some big cans. Unless you have a family that really likes cheese, you gotta be set on eating cheese with pretty much every meal. And snacks.


We do it for X-mas and thanksgiving and it is a family thing. Too much cheese for a single person. It only last 2 hours in my family for holidays. It is really that damn good. I highly reccomend the 2 year aged sharp white cheddar...and if you like pepper jack I reccomend Crimson Fire. You can buy it online at Ferdinands at WSU campus.
 
2009-11-10 06:38:48 PM
Why the hell are they wasting their time writing such an article? There are obviously many questions that still need to be answered and I demand justice!

/gouda riddance 'n such.
 
2009-11-10 06:38:48 PM
I smell a rat.
 
2009-11-10 06:39:04 PM
Damn interwebs....sorry for double post.
 
2009-11-10 06:40:00 PM
www.transbuddha.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2009-11-10 06:41:08 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: Devil's Playground

FTA: A member of the public saw two men loading boxes, each believed to contain several 10 kilogram cheese blocks, into their vehicle this morning. The member of the public then kept watch on the vehicle as the occupants threw boxes out the window on back roads.

Just who were these guys? Superman & the Hulk?


Let's say "several" means four or five.

One kilogram == 2.2 lb.

Each box might have weighed 88 or 110 lb. Not exactly blue tights or green skin territory.


Oops, sorry. Working while farking does not always work. I just added an extra zero somewhere along the line.
 
2009-11-10 06:44:39 PM
Take it back....it's nacho cheese...
 
2009-11-10 06:44:41 PM
 
2009-11-10 06:45:02 PM
May have stolen the cheese.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-11-10 06:49:17 PM

Devil's Playground


Oops, sorry. Working while farking does not always work. I just added an extra zero somewhere along the line.


No need to apologize. It would be pretty interesting to see someone chucking 100-kilogram blocks of cheese.

Actually a 100-kilogram block of cheese would be interesting even if it were stationary.



I'm boring. Eeek.
 
2009-11-10 06:49:17 PM
Cheesy Biatch

NSFW (new window)
 
2009-11-10 06:58:39 PM
Came for The West Wing reference.

Leaving very satisfied.
 
2009-11-10 07:04:18 PM
elev8meL8r: mentallo69: MMMMMMM.....Cheese!

Go Cougs!

"Cougar cheese?" Something tells me the GIS is advisable only for gorgor.



Also the GIS of "awesome cougars cheese" is advisable only for gorgor.
 
2009-11-10 07:11:06 PM
corridor: Said to be inconsolable.

I see what you did there.
 
2009-11-10 07:22:16 PM
Crazy Bacon Legs: Who the fark finds a block of cheese ON THE ROAD and takes it home to eat it? Let a lone to pick it up and bring it home?

Who are these people? Where am I?


New Zealand.
 
2009-11-10 07:42:39 PM
I just watched the "Cheese Shop" sketch from Python so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-11-10 07:53:13 PM
thm-a04.yimg.com

Well, if this guy has it, I wouldn't ask for it back.
 
2009-11-10 07:56:35 PM
"It will be easily identifiable by the level of road grit found in the contents when eaten,"

Something about former significant others comes to mind.



*shudder* "gritty" gak *shudder*
 
2009-11-10 07:57:44 PM
I cut the cheese once.
 
2009-11-10 08:23:06 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2009-11-10 08:42:46 PM
"Cheese it, the cops!"
 
2009-11-10 08:50:25 PM
"Savoir Faire is everee-where!"
 
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