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(LA Times)   3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow... Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird... Avian flu. This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig... Swine flu. Next year is the year of the cock...Anybody else worried?   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 119
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2009-11-10 03:02:32 PM  
O_O
 
2009-11-10 03:07:39 PM  
img40.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-10 03:08:35 PM  
isn't this the year of the Ox?
 
2009-11-10 03:12:19 PM  
Barbigazi: isn't this the year of the Ox?

A quick Google says that yes it is.
 
2009-11-10 03:14:31 PM  
And there is no year of the bird. Someone just trolled themselves a stupid as fark headline.
 
2009-11-10 03:16:36 PM  
GAT_00: Barbigazi: isn't this the year of the Ox?

A quick Google says that yes it is.


There go all our TFettes
 
2009-11-10 03:17:34 PM  
2006 = year of the dog
2007 = year of the boar
2008 = year of the rat
2009 = year of the ox

Next January we start the year of the tiger.

The next rooster year isn't until 2017, when I predict this joke will still be lame.
 
2009-11-10 03:23:41 PM  
Idiotmitter linked to the LA Times to try to get clicks of legitimacy on his farking stupid joke thread.
 
2009-11-10 03:25:16 PM  
dickfreckle thread?
 
2009-11-10 03:26:14 PM  
Really? We're linking to fluff news articles about crap that's been debunked on Snopes years ago?
 
2009-11-10 03:26:51 PM  
i355.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-10 03:43:33 PM  
The fail is strong with this one.
 
2009-11-10 03:50:00 PM  
Well, crap. I wanted to talk about my cock.

See, I have a hen house out back, and there is this cock that is driving them nuts ... ;)
 
2009-11-10 04:01:11 PM  
From silly viral Facebook status meme to Fark in less than 48 hours.

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2009-11-10 04:25:40 PM  
I wanted this to be true so bad, but I'll settle for a barrage of subby-bashing by the liters.
 
2009-11-10 04:34:58 PM  
newest reason we're all going to die in 2012: DRAGON FLU
 
2009-11-10 04:37:56 PM  
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
2009-11-10 04:38:56 PM  
John Coyote: newest reason we're all going to die in 2012: DRAGON FLU

SOMEONE QUARANTINE REX GROSSMAN
 
2009-11-10 04:39:22 PM  
Subby's mom is in mortal danger! If there's anyone that handles a tremendous amount of cock, it's subby's mom.
 
2009-11-10 04:39:24 PM  
Enjoy your tainted green, subby
 
2009-11-10 04:40:46 PM  
It's always the year of the cock for Smittard's mom
 
2009-11-10 04:41:12 PM  
I got pecked by a cock when I was a kid.
 
2009-11-10 04:41:13 PM  
fritopendejo: Subby's mom is in mortal danger! If there's anyone that handles a tremendous amount of cock, it's subby's mom.

I'm glad you cleared that up with the second sentence.
 
2009-11-10 04:41:47 PM  
John Coyote: newest reason we're all going to die in 2012: DRAGON FLU

I had that once, after 3 days you're Dragon your arse.
 
2009-11-10 04:43:04 PM  
John Coyote: newest reason we're all going to die in 2012: DAGRON FLU
 
2009-11-10 04:43:30 PM  
Ikahoshi: John Coyote: newest reason we're all going to die in 2012: DRAGON FLU

I had that once, after 3 days you're Dragon your arse.


That was so painful I cringed.
 
2009-11-10 04:44:47 PM  
GAT_00: Barbigazi: isn't this the year of the Ox?

A quick Google says that yes it is.


What's John Entwistle got to do with this?
 
2009-11-10 04:44:51 PM  
Ikahoshi: John Coyote: newest reason we're all going to die in 2012: DRAGON FLU

I had that once, after 3 days you're Dragon your arse.



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What will happen in the next year of the dragon.
 
2009-11-10 04:46:43 PM  
Quasar: fritopendejo: Subby's mom is in mortal danger! If there's anyone that handles a tremendous amount of cock, it's subby's mom.

I'm glad you cleared that up with the second sentence.


Just driving the point home- like when subby's mom gets cawks driven up her arse.
 
2009-11-10 04:47:13 PM  
Bite the wax tadpole!

/hooray for urban legends.
 
2009-11-10 04:47:40 PM  
article has nothing to do with headline. check
headline blatantly false. check
headline completely retarded. check
headline humorous. crickets
 
2009-11-10 04:47:42 PM  
Out yourself Subby.

/Sharpens knife.
 
2009-11-10 04:47:58 PM  
I've decided to be irritated by the term "liters."fark you.
 
2009-11-10 04:48:18 PM  
Fin Fang Foom is awesome. You gotta love a giant dragon that somehow manages to wear shorts.
 
2009-11-10 04:49:46 PM  
Coconice: I've decided to be irritated by the term "liters."fark you.

Haha- you're a liter!
 
2009-11-10 04:49:48 PM  
Hmmm, I must have become stricken with it early. My cock just threw up a little in Submitter's mom's mouth.
Wait, that means submitter will be due to get it soon, as well.
 
2009-11-10 04:50:10 PM  
Torchsong: Fin Fang Foom is awesome. You gotta love a giant dragon that somehow manages to wear shorts.

The movie Big Man Japan showed us how it's done.
 
2009-11-10 04:51:38 PM  
The Invisible Sky Wizard: I got pecked by a cock when I was a kid.

You were an alter boy?
 
2009-11-10 04:53:46 PM  
Coconice: I've decided to be irritated by the term "liters."fark you.

It's a term of endearment for me. I stand alone in TF with that opinion, though.
 
2009-11-10 04:55:54 PM  
fritopendejo: Coconice: I've decided to be irritated by the term "liters."fark you.

Haha- you're a liter!


Everyone's a liter when you have an adblock filter blocking http://img.fark.net/*
 
2009-11-10 04:57:06 PM  
The Invisible Sky Wizard: I got pecked by a cock when I was a kid.

Has it stopped yet?

Pecked and not poked?

Are you certain?
 
2009-11-10 04:57:33 PM  
Barbigazi: isn't this the year of the Ox?

chrislewisgolfblog.typepad.com

OH shiat
 
2009-11-10 04:58:13 PM  
Has subby even been near a Chinese restaurant?
 
2009-11-10 04:59:46 PM  
Coconice: I've decided to be irritated by the term "liters."fark you.

We were all one once. You'll get used to it.
 
2009-11-10 05:00:29 PM  
I'm thinking of a local Minnesota morning radio show in which subby took that female dimwit seriously to get this headline. I could be wrong.
 
2009-11-10 05:00:37 PM  
Coconice: I've decided to be irritated by the term "liters."fark you.

They want you to get annoyed by it. It's better to laugh at them. Let them pay their $5 to filter topics for us.
 
2009-11-10 05:01:02 PM  
Three years ago - Mad Cow disease? What the fark is the relationship there? Mad Cow has been around a lot longer than that, and 2006 wasn't in any way special.
 
2009-11-10 05:02:16 PM  
Best HEADline in a long, long, long time.

Well done subby!!
 
2009-11-10 05:03:02 PM  
Coconice: I've decided to be irritated by the term "liters."fark you.

You are awesome - maybe we can start a secret society message board where we all laugh at LOLIcats and have Friday Night Truth or Dare and then when someone is not part of our group we come up with a clever name to belittle them - lets charge $5 a month for this - sounds fair.
 
2009-11-10 05:04:17 PM  
AppleOptionEsc: Has subby even been near a Chinese restaurant?

Just how farkin' backwater are you if you've never seen this before?

3.bp.blogspot.com
/hot like...um... hot and sour soup
 
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