cksewell: Wanted for questioning.

Heavily bloodshot eyes, slurred speech and talk of dragons worked against Jay Danny Crawford, 22, when he was pulled over by police...

Jay Danny? Is Cairns the Florida of Queensland?

I thought Florida was more Jim Bob and/or Billie Sue

I can't believe we are 10 years into the 21 century and D&D enthusiasts are still being persecuted.

Wonder where that boy was coming from at such an untidy hour, considering ausies can,t dance and all... No, DRTFA can't you tell?

should have tasered him in the face for the trouble.

Eh, I've had worse hallucinations from sleep deprivation and dehydration. Not that it's technically legal for me to drive around in that state most places either...

//Always get an extra kick when bible stories send a mystic into the desert with no supplies and then attribute the visions to encroaching divinity.

Innisfail Magistrates' Court

Uhuh.

Drew?

No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

How much comedy would the world be missing if it were impossible to get high?

jwrw: No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

I ought to have instinctively mouthed that line on seeing this story, but I'm nailed to the wall drunk and I didn't so kudos to you!

Sounds like something one (or several) of my students would do.

/Really glad students are only 14
//For now...

jwrw: No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

As soon as I saw that headline I thought, "We cant stop here, this is bat country!"

/too late.

jwrw: No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

My heart feels like an alligator!

it's this guy
http://www.legorobotcomics.com/?id=89

OH HAHA this guys a dumbass whatever. Fark you guys. Dragons are scary shiat. I'd like to see how well you respond to some dumb cops questions after getting chased by one.

Puff the Mystical Dragon sunk his claws into the douche.

What the Boy and Dragon might look like.

/mystical pants

Betcha the copper didn't even see Trogdor before he got burninated.

"...Jay Danny Crawford, 22, when he was pulled over by police for a random breath test at Babinda last month, the cairns.com.au reports.

The Cairns man returned a negative blood alcohol reading.

But suspicious police then asked him to get out of his car and Crawford's unsteadiness..."

This is really getting out of hand. By all means, pull someone over if they are behaving erratically; pull them over if they are presenting a danger to those around them. Don't just pick people for the f*ck of it, and subject them to random chemical tests. And don't harass them further when they pass the random chemical checks.

LoneVVolf: This is really getting out of hand. By all means, pull someone over if they are behaving erratically; pull them over if they are presenting a danger to those around them. Don't just pick people for the f*ck of it, and subject them to random chemical tests. And don't harass them further when they pass the random chemical checks.

Yeah, setting up checkpoints is cheating.



It's not sportsman-like.

the_peddler: But damnit, what drug was it? Article sucks.

Seriously. I'm having a When Harry Met Sally moment.

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: LoneVVolf: This is really getting out of hand. By all means, pull someone over if they are behaving erratically; pull them over if they are presenting a danger to those around them. Don't just pick people for the f*ck of it, and subject them to random chemical tests. And don't harass them further when they pass the random chemical checks.

Considering the fact that the man was seeing "mystical dragons," I feel your attempt at trolling is somewhere around 2/10 with the extra point for paragraph length.

And since it was in Australia to boot...

For opponents of marijuana legalization, this is a good example of how DUI laws will still cover people driving stoned.

For proponents of marijuana legalization, this is a good example of how DUI laws will still cover people driving stoned.

Get it? Got it? Good!

/Now, legalize it!

No need to tell him about the dragons, he will see them soon enough.

What an idiot.

Everyone knows cops can't see dragons. How would the cop have been able to tell him anything useful?

At least they didn't find the Vorpal Sword in his trunk. Those weapons charges suck in OZ.

Totally understands the whole followed by dragons thing.

/heroin hero kicks ass

ShavedApe: For opponents of marijuana legalization, this is a good example of how DUI laws will still cover people driving stoned.

For proponents of marijuana legalization, this is a good example of how DUI laws will still cover people driving stoned.

Get it? Got it? Good!

/Now, legalize it!

Man, if I started seeing dragons whilst rockin' the ganj, I'd want to know what the fark it was my dealer sold me, and why he's not just selling me normal weed. I want to chill out, I don't want to farking hallucinate.

No problem, just put the dragon in the jar.


/R.I.P

Came for NPH reference. Was satisfied. Would click again.

/A++++++++++++++

no, really, what kind of drug lets you see dragons and where can i get me some?
i never get the good shiat....

USCLaw2010: /heroin hero kicks ass

in Cairns, dragon chases you

Reminds me of the time I busted out my car window while 4 wheeling in Highschool. I had eaten a ten strip of geltabs then had to go home to seal the window up. (that's alot of "acid" for all you straight-lacers)

I could tell my mom kept trying to smell me for alcohol, all the while I kept trying to decipher the White Wheat bag of bread that turned into cryptic alien writing....and her face melted off the bone...The hallucination sounds cliche but that was the only face melting I ever experienced...

...My mom later told me how proud she was that I wasn't drinking that night. HAHA!

the_peddler: But damnit, what drug was it? Article sucks.

Shrooms?

/That would make a long D&D game rather interesting

zuce:

USCLaw2010:

Came for these, leaving surprisingly satisfied!

ShavedApe: For opponents of marijuana legalization, this is a good example of how DUI laws will still cover people driving stoned.

For proponents of marijuana legalization, this is a good example of how DUI laws will still cover people driving stoned.

Get it? Got it? Good!

/Now, legalize it!

dude I'm all for pot being legal but do you seriously think that he was seeing dragons from pot?

/LSD is a hell of a drug

tweek46420: ShavedApe: For opponents of marijuana legalization, this is a good example of how DUI laws will still cover people driving stoned.

For proponents of marijuana legalization, this is a good example of how DUI laws will still cover people driving stoned.

Get it? Got it? Good!

/Now, legalize it!

dude I'm all for pot being legal but do you seriously think that he was seeing dragons from pot?

/LSD is a hell of a drug

Yeah... it was probably dusted with something. My point was more that police officers can identify someone as being under the influence of a drug by means other than a breathalyzer. Therefore, the anti-drug legalization people should chill out on their end of the world wet dreams whenever the subject of legalization comes up (like some of my family). The legalization morons who think it will be license to do whatever they want should also wise up. Don't drive farked up whether your pick of poisons is alcohol, prescription meds, weed, heroin, licking toads, or whatever else that will throw off your senses.

I like how they're specifically mystical dragons. Not those mundane dragons you usually get around these parts.