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(Telegraph)   We miss George Bush because Obama has been attacked by a vampire. Or something like that   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 358
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2009-11-09 10:44:43 PM
roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com

outside of the batshiat crazy farks on the innernets, I haven't heard anyone say they want Bush back
 
2009-11-09 10:47:45 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

What a bush back might look like.
 
2009-11-09 10:50:45 PM
Barack Obama's reaction to bad news is to play it so cool that Americans yearn for a bit more drama

No, no we don't.
 
2009-11-09 10:58:12 PM
Mentat: Barack Obama's reaction to bad news is to play it so cool that Americans yearn for a bit more drama

No, no we don't.


This guy is the arrogant douchebag pundit who thinks "I believe it, so everyone else must!" Notice zero actual corroboration of any of his claims in this piece of crap article.
 
2009-11-09 11:01:47 PM
Someone from the media wants drama? Shocking!
 
2009-11-09 11:02:27 PM
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2009-11-09 11:07:32 PM
DamnYankees: Mentat: Barack Obama's reaction to bad news is to play it so cool that Americans yearn for a bit more drama

No, no we don't.

This guy is the arrogant douchebag pundit who thinks "I believe it, so everyone else must!" Notice zero actual corroboration of any of his claims in this piece of crap article.


um, i'm sorry to burst your liberal bubble but he did reference one anonymous democrat.
 
2009-11-09 11:08:26 PM
You know, my current girlfriend is so boring. We talk about stuff and go out together, but she never screams incoherently or throws my tv out the window or keys my car. I really wish there was more drama in our relationship, like say the occasional stabbing.
 
2009-11-09 11:26:54 PM
Mentat: You know, my current girlfriend is so boring. We talk about stuff and go out together, but she never screams incoherently or throws my tv out the window or keys my car. I really wish there was more drama in our relationship, like say the occasional stabbing.

Sure, you want the woman to do all the work.
 
2009-11-09 11:44:12 PM
Oh no! A moderate is in charge!

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2009-11-09 11:48:11 PM
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2009-11-10 12:10:58 AM
NOW......PULL THE STRINGS! PULL THE STRINGS!!
 
2009-11-10 12:22:47 AM
shivashakti: NOW......PULL THE STRINGS! PULL THE STRINGS!!

nobody gives two farks for Bella...
 
2009-11-10 12:30:08 AM
Kinda like when you miss a crazy ex. Just laugh and fap furiously.
 
2009-11-10 12:30:16 AM
as amusing as it would be to see obama open up a can of whoop ass on certain members of our government i'm kinda glad he's tempered and cool headed
 
2009-11-10 12:31:24 AM
I remember when President Bush was in office, I was wishing for a President I could ignore. I felt like I was glued to watching a moron make awful decisions. I'm happier now.
 
2009-11-10 12:31:28 AM
This article was only Greenlit because the Libs think Obama is there Caviar!
 
2009-11-10 12:32:01 AM
I never miss a target.
Especialy a war criminal.
Sherbergen
Link (new window)
 
2009-11-10 12:32:02 AM
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2009-11-10 12:32:03 AM
colatf: Oh no! A moderate is in charge!

Based on your 'moderate' reference,I'd be interested to see what you'd classify as 'a little intoxicated'.

/No fan of Bush OR Obama
//Or Paul.
 
2009-11-10 12:33:01 AM
Mentat: I really wish there was more drama in our relationship, like say the occasional stabbing.

Sounds like you need to date a Hispanic chick.
 
2009-11-10 12:33:51 AM
i148.photobucket.com

/bluh bluh!
 
2009-11-10 12:34:20 AM
TheWarmonger: Mentat: I really wish there was more drama in our relationship, like say the occasional stabbing.

Sounds like you need to date a Hispanic chick.


Or a redhead
 
2009-11-10 12:34:58 AM
Warm beer causes the hallucinations
 
2009-11-10 12:35:20 AM
That was like reading an op-ed from a parallel universe.

Nice jerb, Telegraph.
 
2009-11-10 12:35:24 AM
I miss Bush like I miss having the chicken pocks all over my body and nut sack when I was a little kid.

I miss Bush like I miss the 60 pimples I had on my teenage face in any given day when I was a teenager.

I miss Bush like I miss the case of crabs I caught from a hooker in Germany.

I miss Bush like the I miss the pain I had when I fractured my ribs and wrist in a car accident. That was REALLY GOOD PAIN! That was BUSH PAIN.
 
2009-11-10 12:37:31 AM
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2009-11-10 12:38:33 AM
And he sides with everyone.

/or so he cons them to believe
//and always has
 
2009-11-10 12:39:54 AM
Perhaps he might make a decision or two based on gut instinct and deep conviction.

Yes, that worked out so well in the past. Or was this satire? It's hard to tell anymore.
 
2009-11-10 12:40:31 AM
Did I read this right? A BRIT complaining about an AMERICAN's lack of passion?
 
2009-11-10 12:40:41 AM
RockIsDead: And he sides with everyone.

/or so he cons them to believe
//and always has


0/10
 
2009-11-10 12:41:32 AM
The only quality of W's that I wish Obama had was his unwanted douchebaggy superiority. Like, hey biatch, we're going to do it my way and you're going to like it. Maybe it was Cheney, but Obama needs to smack a biatch.
 
2009-11-10 12:42:22 AM
Message - Obama hopes.
 
2009-11-10 12:42:23 AM
SwingingJohnson:
chicken pocks all over my body and nut sack when I was a little kid.
60 pimples I had on my teenage face in any given day when I was a teenager.
the case of crabs I caught from a hooker in Germany.


You sound like good clean fun :-)
 
2009-11-10 12:44:32 AM
No_One_Special: Did I read this right? A BRIT complaining about an AMERICAN's lack of passion?

Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!
 
2009-11-10 12:44:34 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: This article was only Greenlit because the Libs think Obama is there Caviar!

Don't write another word. Ever. I have no idea what you mean, plus there's a grievous error. It's like an undergrad paper.
 
2009-11-10 12:44:59 AM
Splenda: Haha, oh wow. That's magnificent.
 
2009-11-10 12:45:16 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

I miss not being able to make fun of all the burger-flipping, pants-shatting mindless drooling doublespeak retarded pseudopatriotic white trash that cheered for Bush all the time.

Wait....there's still a few here.

NM, I'm good.
 
2009-11-10 12:46:34 AM
This is good news... for Guiliani!
 
2009-11-10 12:47:15 AM
I miss George. I knew he meant well.

The current guy? One word that comes to mind: stench!
 
2009-11-10 12:47:50 AM
de_Selby: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: This article was only Greenlit because the Libs think Obama is there Caviar!

Don't write another word. Ever. I have no idea what you mean, plus there's a grievous error. It's like an undergrad paper.


They're, they're... it'll be alright.
 
2009-11-10 12:48:17 AM
video man: No_One_Special: Did I read this right? A BRIT complaining about an AMERICAN's lack of passion?

Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!


As a Canadian, I am getting a kick out of your reply ...
 
2009-11-10 12:49:09 AM
Sweet! Been waiting to use this...


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2009-11-10 12:51:29 AM
EighthundredmillionthFarker: de_Selby: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: This article was only Greenlit because the Libs think Obama is there Caviar!

Don't write another word. Ever. I have no idea what you mean, plus there's a grievous error. It's like an undergrad paper.

They're, they're... it'll be alright.


I didn't even mention the odd Germanic capitalization.
 
2009-11-10 12:51:52 AM
FTA:

Completely missing was the eloquence that Mr Obama employs when talking about himself

Youch.
 
2009-11-10 12:52:31 AM
I don't see much of a problem. The fact he has some composure instead of an outright blasting personality gives him kudos in my book. If only his ability to govern were as good as his ability to remain calm under pressure.
 
2009-11-10 12:52:56 AM
What emotions, exactly, should Obama have been showing when talking about the shootings?

Blubbering like a baby? ANnngrY?? Happy that is was over? Hungry for revenge?

Anyone?
 
2009-11-10 12:53:23 AM
How many Bush policies has Obama done away with again? It seems to me like Dubya never left.
 
2009-11-10 12:54:23 AM
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2009-11-10 12:55:41 AM
EighthundredmillionthFarker: What emotions, exactly, should Obama have been showing when talking about the shootings?

A moment of silence?

// you know, before giving a shout out ...
 
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