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(Topless Robot)   Pizza rolls are truly the pinnacle of human scientific endeavor. No, seriously   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 203
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2009-11-09 11:05:53 AM
Huge piles of candy are overrated.
 
2009-11-09 11:45:03 AM
Blocked at work.
 
2009-11-09 11:46:57 AM
I feel fatter just reading that...
 
2009-11-09 11:47:10 AM
Bagel bites are better than pizza rolls.
 
2009-11-09 11:47:35 AM
img.youtube.com

/agrees
 
2009-11-09 11:47:36 AM
Been on a diet for months now with no pizza. Will someone please post a picture of a deep dish pizza stuffed with lots of toppings for me to ogle at before I have to eat my daily salad for lunch?
 
2009-11-09 11:47:56 AM
Actually, considering all that goes into it, all the work and effort and experimentation...

I offer up the Bologna Sandwich with a slice of American Cheese as proof that we are, indeed, a civilized society.

What goes into making the bread? The mayo? Getting the lettuce to me? The cheese? Dear god, the bologna?

Think about all that goes into making a bologna sandwich, and think about what type of society you would need, at bare minimum, in order to make such a thing a daily option for food.
 
2009-11-09 11:49:15 AM
www.brookston.org

What about totchos?
 
2009-11-09 11:49:23 AM
What ever happened to the chicken egg rolls that looked the same as pizza rolls? Did Totinos buy all the machines that make rolls and decide that pizza was the only choice?
 
2009-11-09 11:50:10 AM
Bacon egg and cheese combos? Seriously?
 
2009-11-09 11:50:24 AM
Summercat: Actually, considering all that goes into it, all the work and effort and experimentation...

I offer up the Bologna Sandwich with a slice of American Cheese as proof that we are, indeed, a civilized society.

What goes into making the bread? The mayo? Getting the lettuce to me? The cheese? Dear god, the bologna?

Think about all that goes into making a bologna sandwich, and think about what type of society you would need, at bare minimum, in order to make such a thing a daily option for food.


And consider what society would actaully want to make a bologna sandwich?

Please got eat a real sandwich. Try a Cuban or Rueben, a good Cuban can change your life. A good Rueben can ruin a date and your breath and you'll still want more.

/Bologna is disgusting
//Sandwich snob thread?
 
2009-11-09 11:51:33 AM
loot-ninja.com

"mom! more hot pockets!"
 
2009-11-09 11:52:54 AM
They go on about the dangers of beef jerky because of the sodium content, which sure, it's high. But it's just as high in a can of soup.
 
2009-11-09 11:52:57 AM
bemis23: Summercat: Actually, considering all that goes into it, all the work and effort and experimentation...

I offer up the Bologna Sandwich with a slice of American Cheese as proof that we are, indeed, a civilized society.

What goes into making the bread? The mayo? Getting the lettuce to me? The cheese? Dear god, the bologna?

Think about all that goes into making a bologna sandwich, and think about what type of society you would need, at bare minimum, in order to make such a thing a daily option for food.

And consider what society would actaully want to make a bologna sandwich?

Please got eat a real sandwich. Try a Cuban or Rueben, a good Cuban can change your life. A good Rueben can ruin a date and your breath and you'll still want more.

/Bologna is disgusting
//Sandwich snob thread?


Hey, I only submit the Bologna sandwich because it is something ridiculed, derided, yet a lot of people have a secret love for. I'm partial to beef bologna, but do, consider for a moment, what DOES go into making a sandwich like that!

I personally dislike Cuban and Rueban sandwiches, but so long as they involve cheese, meat, bread, and a seasonal vegetable AND I can get one any time, anywhere...

We truly live in blessed times, my friend.
 
2009-11-09 11:52:57 AM
That box of donuts literally had me salivating. I haven't had a donut in forever, and now I've got a serious craving.
 
2009-11-09 11:53:17 AM
Roukzeptea23: Bagel bites are better than pizza rolls.

Take your blasphemy elsehwere.
 
2009-11-09 11:54:15 AM
bemis23: /Bologna is disgusting
//Sandwich snob thread?


Roast beef, Swiss, brown mustard, pickles.
 
2009-11-09 11:55:44 AM
i really want pizza rolls now...
 
2009-11-09 11:55:45 AM
fried bologna sandwiches, it's like a little ray of sunshine.
 
2009-11-09 11:57:26 AM
TheUnforOHGODBEES: i really want pizza rolls now...

This.

/we sound fat
 
2009-11-09 11:57:37 AM
Two words, Frozen Somasas (new window)
 
2009-11-09 11:57:46 AM
all of these foods are delicious, beautiful foods.
 
2009-11-09 11:57:52 AM
The key is to deep fry them.

nom nom nom..
 
2009-11-09 11:59:43 AM
bemis23:
Been on a diet for months now with no pizza. Will someone please post a picture of a deep dish pizza stuffed with lots of toppings for me to ogle at before I have to eat my daily salad for lunch?


Forget the salad. Someone near you makes pizza like this. Go ahead. Live a little.
www.echoparkchamber.com
 
2009-11-09 12:00:26 PM
Devil's Playground: bemis23:
Been on a diet for months now with no pizza. Will someone please post a picture of a deep dish pizza stuffed with lots of toppings for me to ogle at before I have to eat my daily salad for lunch?


Forget the salad. Someone near you makes pizza like this. Go ahead. Live a little.


Oh gods I just ate all the leftover speghetti in my household, and that makes me drool still...

/Sounds fat
 
2009-11-09 12:02:13 PM
They rate gaming food and Dew is not the #1?????

In all my gaming thruout the years, jerky, slim jims, donuts and piles o'candy have never made it to the party.

Where the hell are the Doritos?? Cold pizza you ordered at 6pm that you are enjoying again at 1am?? Or the 4am Denny's run to discuss the campaign and where the dragon hid the giant ruby??

/Massive List Fail
//I will give them points for the non-slide show
 
2009-11-09 12:03:23 PM
Roukzeptea23: Bagel bites are better than pizza rolls.

um no!!!

\those are fightin words!
 
2009-11-09 12:06:55 PM
Costco pizza > most pizza/pizza products out there

(not the take and bake crap, the stuff you get hot from the food court)
 
2009-11-09 12:10:24 PM
I love me some pizza rolls. 2 or 3 bags a week. I've always wanted to make my own, but it seems a lot of effort. I imagine pizza rolls made with puff pastry would be awesome.
 
2009-11-09 12:10:54 PM
Homemade pita chips and hummus. You could live on those.

/Those and cask conditioned ale.
 
2009-11-09 12:11:13 PM
bagel bites

when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza any time
 
2009-11-09 12:11:56 PM
Am I the only one here that snacks on take-out sushi at gaming?

www.uc.edu
 
2009-11-09 12:12:43 PM
'snack foods for gamers'

yeah, have fun waking up in 10 years morbidly obese and realizing you wasted a chunk of your life trying to save the princess/storm the castle. I am sure you will then declare yourself 'depressed' and get the doc to give you some pills.

disgusting.
 
2009-11-09 12:13:16 PM
What, no Clucky Fishbones?
 
2009-11-09 12:13:32 PM
medius: when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza any time

because otherwise, there's a 5 day waiting period for pizzas..

/hate false dichotomy commercials
 
2009-11-09 12:13:58 PM
bemis23: Summercat: Actually, considering all that goes into it, all the work and effort and experimentation...

I offer up the Bologna Sandwich with a slice of American Cheese as proof that we are, indeed, a civilized society.

What goes into making the bread? The mayo? Getting the lettuce to me? The cheese? Dear god, the bologna?

Think about all that goes into making a bologna sandwich, and think about what type of society you would need, at bare minimum, in order to make such a thing a daily option for food.

And consider what society would actaully want to make a bologna sandwich?

Please got eat a real sandwich. Try a Cuban or Rueben, a good Cuban can change your life. A good Rueben can ruin a date and your breath and you'll still want more.

/Bologna is disgusting
//Sandwich snob thread?


Depends on the Bologna. That name brand nonsense that they peddle at the big chain grocery stores is usually pretty foul. The stuff that they actually flavor from your local deli can be pretty tasty though. I'm rather fond of the garlic verity. It grants you the ability to unleash a thunderous garlic belches that are so awful that your girlfriend's eyebrows jump from her face and run squealing to the back of her head.
 
2009-11-09 12:14:27 PM
I feel fat.
 
2009-11-09 12:16:40 PM
BlorfMaster: 'snack foods for gamers'

yeah, have fun waking up in 10 years morbidly obese and realizing you wasted a chunk of your life trying to save the princess/storm the castle. I am sure you will then declare yourself 'depressed' and get the doc to give you some pills.

disgusting.


Have fun with your reality.
 
2009-11-09 12:16:54 PM
I stopped reading after the author said nacho chips and cheese are not unhealthy but can be increasing unhealthy with the addition of olives and tomatoes.
 
2009-11-09 12:17:42 PM
i61.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
KNW
2009-11-09 12:18:35 PM
"Progress peaked with frozen pizza"
 
2009-11-09 12:18:48 PM
Everything on this list I have consumed during a D&D session in years past.

/Used to be fat.
//Then was poor and couldn't afford to eat so I lost a lot of weight.
 
2009-11-09 12:19:07 PM
I am not a gamer - but those are some of my faves.

/wish I did sit in a basement all day playing video games
 
2009-11-09 12:21:06 PM
www.celestialpod.com
 
2009-11-09 12:21:38 PM
I once had a bag of Pizza Rolls in my freezer for about 2 years. One day we were playing D&D and needed a quick snack, so I threw them on a plate and microwaved them, then served them to my friends, and ate one myself.

They were so tough it reminded me of jerky... Pizza flavored jerky...

/I'll see your fried bologna sandwiches, and raise you a fried kielbasa sandwich with BBQ sauce.
//I sound fat
 
2009-11-09 12:22:39 PM
LeroyBourne: What about totchos?

I'd never heard of totchos, so I google'd - now that is some delicious food stuff there...
 
2009-11-09 12:24:00 PM
Gaming = Twizzlers. Always has, always will.
 
2009-11-09 12:24:11 PM
GO GO GO!
 
2009-11-09 12:25:15 PM
Devil's Playground: bemis23:
Been on a diet for months now with no pizza. Will someone please post a picture of a deep dish pizza stuffed with lots of toppings for me to ogle at before I have to eat my daily salad for lunch?


Forget the salad. Someone near you makes pizza like this. Go ahead. Live a little.


You live up to your handle. I'll give ya' that.
 
2009-11-09 12:25:17 PM
i10.photobucket.com

Pizza every Friday at our house. If you fear the pounds, skip lunch, eat supper early, and walk a couple brisk miles before calling it a day.

Really, it's not so much what you eat as what you do with what you eat.
 
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