FARK.com: (4756379) There is a stolen video out of there of Jennifer Lopez having sex on her honeymoon. It could make an asstronomical amount of money, butt she doesn't want anybody to see it. Vows to get to the bottom of it. The end

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		There is a stolen video out of there of Jennifer Lopez having sex on her honeymoon. It could make an asstronomical amount of money, butt she doesn't want anybody to see it. Vows to get to the bottom of it. The end (news.com.au)		153
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Cubansaltyballs

2009-11-09 04:23:01 AM

Oh boy... this must mean a J-Lo movie is about to hit theaters.

How much KFC and curry do you have to eat to produce a pile as big as a J-Lo movie?

borg

2009-11-09 04:41:59 AM

Who?

xanadian

2009-11-09 07:36:03 AM

jonr

2009-11-09 07:38:08 AM

We are all counting on you..

i272.photobucket.com

Another Government Employee

2009-11-09 07:39:00 AM

It seems to be a come from behind favorite. Mark Anthony has commented on his ability to take the road less traveled.

untaken_name

2009-11-09 07:39:10 AM

This story made me all Gigli.

/Tee hee hee

HoofArted

2009-11-09 07:39:32 AM

Booties

rprygro

2009-11-09 07:40:20 AM

Needs more butt references.

Wuphon's Dream

2009-11-09 07:40:23 AM

Cubansaltyballs: Oh boy... this must mean a J-Lo movie is about to hit theaters.

How much KFC and curry do you have to eat to produce a pile as big as a J-Lo movie?

southpark contingent heard from, next?

Ablejack

2009-11-09 07:41:01 AM

fanny

Another Government Employee

2009-11-09 07:41:05 AM

Wuphon's Dream: Cubansaltyballs: Oh boy... this must mean a J-Lo movie is about to hit theaters.

How much KFC and curry do you have to eat to produce a pile as big as a J-Lo movie?

southpark contingent heard from, next?

Blame Canada.

maxx2112

2009-11-09 07:43:30 AM

Subby made an ass out of that headline.

ElwoodPDowd

2009-11-09 07:45:06 AM

wastingtimewithmikeandari.files.wordpress.com

Que?

Ceqir

2009-11-09 07:45:38 AM

Will the video be in Black & White, or In Living Color?

/She was a fly girl.
//Yes, her ass was huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge then too.

unchellmatt

2009-11-09 07:52:21 AM

Yeah, at a point when her career is doing a nose dive faster than a Chinese fighter pilot? What a coinkidink.

Nick Nostril

2009-11-09 07:55:18 AM

Definitely NOT a publicity stunt.

Nick Nostril

2009-11-09 07:56:42 AM

Should add...

I wonder if her body double in the grainy, out-of-focus, dark video will look anything like her? I wonder if you'll even be able to tell?

amazing_live_seamonkeys

2009-11-09 07:57:14 AM

Who?

Kalashinator

2009-11-09 07:58:40 AM

Cubansaltyballs: Oh boy... this must mean a J-Lo movie is about to hit theaters.

Certainly looks like it.

And naturally it's a romantic comedy. (new window)

svejker_14

2009-11-09 07:59:22 AM

Cue the wise cracks.

Dialectic

2009-11-09 08:01:11 AM

Her looks are fading fast. Now, she looks like a middle-age puertorican with a huge butt and belly to go with that butt.

Another Government Employee

2009-11-09 08:06:59 AM

Kalashinator: Cubansaltyballs: Oh boy... this must mean a J-Lo movie is about to hit theaters.

Certainly looks like it.

And naturally it's a romantic comedy. (new window)

And this is about an ass of an ex husband?

Spatially_Challenged

2009-11-09 08:09:34 AM

svejker_14: Cue the ~~wise~~ wide cracks.

Sorry. Couldn't help it

Harry Freakstorm

2009-11-09 08:11:25 AM

Here are the followups:

J Lo denies she knew camera was on
"He told me it wasn't plugged in"

J Lo Latest Victim of Illegal Sex Taping
Tell All book to follow

J Lo to release better sex tape
"My fans really want this"

J Lo and Larry Flynt work out movie deal
"I'm going to show my assets!"

J Lo found dead in abandoned RV near Salton Sea

luckyeddie

2009-11-09 08:14:50 AM

J-Lo really sucks - as we will see.

mudesi

2009-11-09 08:15:14 AM

This thread is useless without links.

OnmyojiOmn

2009-11-09 08:16:29 AM

rooftop235

2009-11-09 08:17:23 AM

they dont make lenses with a wide enough angle for her butt

fireclown

2009-11-09 08:18:56 AM

can't we just remember the good times?

Observatory

2009-11-09 08:20:17 AM

I've already seen this movie. It's called "U-Turn" and it shows her and Nick Nolte, doggy style...and I believe the word "daddy" is uttered by Miss Lopez on more than one occasion.

Slug2468

2009-11-09 08:21:43 AM

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben!

solcofn

2009-11-09 08:23:02 AM

/yes...I would...repeatedly!
//links are hot like her.

Pacfanweb

2009-11-09 08:23:58 AM

unchellmatt: Yeah, at a point when her career is doing a nose dive faster than a Chinese fighter pilot? What a coinkidink.
Exactly what I thought. Maybe this will make her relevant again.

Thunderbox

2009-11-09 08:24:50 AM

Rumpy Pumpy

nerdoverlord

2009-11-09 08:29:39 AM

taco taco, burrito burrito.

EbolaNYC

2009-11-09 08:29:53 AM

Someone needs attention?

IdBeCrazyIf

2009-11-09 08:32:29 AM

rooftop235: they dont make lenses with a wide enough angle for her butt

Not true... sony has a really good SAL20F28 Wide-angle but it'll set you back 500

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi

2009-11-09 08:36:55 AM

skinink

2009-11-09 08:38:18 AM

Tonya Harding's honeymoon video has scarred me for life and I refuse to watch any other celeb's honeymoon video at least. For a person who was so controversial that tape was boring.

Poppyale

2009-11-09 08:38:23 AM

As long as it wasn't sex with her husband. No one needs to see that.

nosepicker

2009-11-09 08:38:25 AM

as if the internet needs any more porn.

wookie1

2009-11-09 08:39:03 AM

I'd definitely watch it. I'd definitely hit it. But she'd have to make a sex tape with me to make me want to see her movie.

demanton

2009-11-09 08:51:01 AM

The most embarassing part of the sex tape? When her assistant shouts from off camera, "NO EYE CONTACT WITH MS. LOPEZ, PLEASE!"

Marc Anthony is all whaaa?

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot

2009-11-09 08:53:53 AM

Rule #1: Never date a married man.

Rule #2: Never allow anyone to make videos of us having sex (even if he said he really, really loves me).

Kalashinator

2009-11-09 08:58:35 AM

Another Government Employee: Kalashinator: Cubansaltyballs: Oh boy... this must mean a J-Lo movie is about to hit theaters.

Certainly looks like it.

And naturally it's a romantic comedy. (new window)

And this is about an ass of an ex husband?

I honestly didn't look, it was the first movie I saw on her imdb page that was in development. It's not like Paris Hilton's first (Hollywood) movie was about giving some douchebag a lame beej.

Premature Defenestration

2009-11-09 09:06:17 AM

There is a stolen video out of there (OOH!) of Jennifer (Jennifer who?! Aniston?! Jason Leigh?! Love Hewitt?! Connelly?!)... Lopez. Oh.

meh

eraser8

2009-11-09 09:22:09 AM

Why do people make these tapes?

NicoFinn

2009-11-09 09:24:36 AM

That ex sounds like a big, unimportant loser.

Chagrin

2009-11-09 09:26:50 AM

eraser8: Why do people make these tapes?

Because they're naughty, and need to be spanked.

WTF Indeed

2009-11-09 09:28:20 AM

NicoFinn: That ex sounds like a big, unimportant loser.

As I sure the guy at TMZ who will buy the tape, and the unemployed 35 year olds that will buy it online.

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