Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Buffalo News)   Man steals 72 cans of Red Bull, for that "running away from the cops" speed   (buffalonews.com) divider line 37
    More: Dumbass, Red Bulls, energy drinks, The Buffalo News print, James Taylor, surveillance cameras, likes, Rite Aid Corp., threshold  
•       •       •

3348 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Nov 2009 at 4:45 PM (5 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



37 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread
 
2009-11-08 01:07:11 PM  
Do they stack?

/oblig. WoW reference
 
2009-11-08 04:48:01 PM  
It Gives You Wings!
 
2009-11-08 04:49:07 PM  
When is it OK to steal?
When it's $6.99 for a four pack.

//kidding
 
2009-11-08 04:52:25 PM  
He was charged with robbery? Shoplifting yeah but robbery?


Oh he stole Red Bull?


Case dismissed

/Been in this store Workers are assholes there
 
2009-11-08 04:57:40 PM  
Redbull, that doesn't even have eletrolytes.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2009-11-08 05:02:09 PM  
"The spirits of the misty deep,
Come at my call, my mandates keep;
I can the nimble lightning bind,
And chain the sharp and whistling wind:"

- 'Merlin' by Lambert A. Wilmer (1827)

/yeah, it's like that...
 
2009-11-08 05:02:53 PM  
I thought it gave youn wings?
 
2009-11-08 05:05:37 PM  
He was charged with robbery because he used force (fighting with the employee) to steal the property. He'll probably also be charged with burglary if they can prove that he entered the store with the intent to steal the Red Bull.
 
2009-11-08 05:08:19 PM  
sarty: Do they stack?

/oblig. WoW reference


I think this guy wants to play a tauren paladin.

ret-bull gives you wings.


/bad WoW joke.
 
2009-11-08 05:11:47 PM  
This guy?


img11.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-08 05:13:28 PM  
sarty: Do they stack?

/oblig. WoW reference


FAIL

Stacking came from Everquest.
 
2009-11-08 05:19:10 PM  
BioCritter: This guy?

img11.imageshack.us


Chelios has moved on from adrenaline and heart-pumping stimulants.

Hell, he even moved on from sources of electricity.

I think he upgraded to fire and/or napalm as a source of life-sustaining energy.
 
2009-11-08 05:22:22 PM  
Urda: It Gives You Wings!

Bloody McCartney gets everywhere.
 
2009-11-08 05:25:07 PM  
Came for redballs/tyrone biggums. Ill return later and expect results!
 
2009-11-08 05:46:31 PM  
I've never had that shiat but was at a TGI Fridays last week for lunch and watched a bartender mix a lady some ungodly concoction with RedBull that ended up looking like cloudy Windex when done.

Why in fark would someone drink something like that?
 
2009-11-08 05:54:57 PM  
Nick Nostril: I've never had that shiat but was at a TGI Fridays last week for lunch and watched a bartender mix a lady some ungodly concoction with RedBull that ended up looking like cloudy Windex when done.

Why in fark would someone drink something like that?


A Spider Bite? It's a shot of Tarantula dropped in Red Bull. And people drink it because it's farking delicious.
 
2009-11-08 05:56:08 PM  
You know who else wished he had wings? (new window, Gore NSFW)
 
2009-11-08 05:57:59 PM  
I get my meds from that Rite Aid.

/true fact
 
2009-11-08 06:07:06 PM  
bohab: You know who else wished he had wings? (new window, Gore NSFW)

wow, just wow...

tasty, like a hawt peanut butter crack sammich
 
2009-11-08 06:20:23 PM  
Hey subby...
4.bp.blogspot.com

/hot
 
2009-11-08 06:22:06 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BioCritter: This guy?

img11.imageshack.us

Chelios has moved on from adrenaline and heart-pumping stimulants.

Hell, he even moved on from sources of electricity.

I think he upgraded to fire and/or napalm as a source of life-sustaining energy.


Here's hoping the directors read FARK, I'd love to see a third one.
 
2009-11-08 06:37:35 PM  
Flappyhead: Here's hoping the directors read FARK, I'd love to see a third one.

You and me both. The second one in particular was a trip and a half.

Who knows?

Maybe we'll be looking at Crank 3-D before too long?
 
2009-11-08 06:44:17 PM  
The_Time_Master: sarty: Do they stack?

/oblig. WoW reference

FAIL

Stacking came from Everquest.


Retbull gives you wings.

/Now that's a WoW reference
 
2009-11-08 06:49:25 PM  
I am a frickin' blur here.

img39.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-08 06:55:15 PM  
Quantum Apostrophe: I thought it gave youn wings?

For the perp, BUFFALO WINGS!

(Just had some for supper. Yum!)
 
2009-11-08 06:58:19 PM  
Didn't realize his life was that rough that he needed to resort to stealing Red Bull...

www.boston.com

/image is hot
//JT is not
 
2009-11-08 07:04:14 PM  
Has anyone yet mentioned that Red Bull gives you Wings?
 
2009-11-08 07:04:29 PM  
BioCritter: This guy?

And does he have a steel-like hardon?
 
2009-11-08 07:09:46 PM  
It's cocaine in can!
 
2009-11-08 08:11:23 PM  
vlakorados: A Spider Bite? It's a shot of Tarantula dropped in Red Bull. And people drink it because it's farking delicious.

Red Bull tastes like cough syrup.

/That is all.
 
2009-11-08 08:11:41 PM  
Redbull will just give you free product if you tell them you are throwing a huge party. Make some fake flyers or something and have at it.
 
2009-11-08 08:44:43 PM  
Take one down, pass it around.
71 cans of Red Bull on the wall.
 
2009-11-08 08:51:46 PM  
img5.imageshack.us

These also give you wings.
 
2009-11-08 08:52:24 PM  
Modest Proposal: Redbull will just give you free product if you tell them you are throwing a huge party. Make some fake flyers or something and have at it.

Have you ever done it?
 
2009-11-08 09:58:25 PM  
th203.photobucket.com

/it's hot
 
2009-11-08 10:38:57 PM  
I was going to ask why he didn't just fly away, but I see it's all been covered.
 
2009-11-09 08:41:57 AM  
vlakorados 2009-11-08 05:54:57 PM

Nick Nostril: I've never had that shiat but was at a TGI Fridays last week for lunch and watched a bartender mix a lady some ungodly concoction with RedBull that ended up looking like cloudy Windex when done.

Why in fark would someone drink something like that?

A Spider Bite? It's a shot of Tarantula dropped in Red Bull. And people drink it because it's farking delicious.
>

Shouldn't you be in school right now?


/raspberry flavored battery acid
//vomit
 
Displayed 37 of 37 comments



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report