FARK.com: (4755550) Britney Spears may marry her agent. This might work out for us, as I can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people

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		Britney Spears may marry her agent. This might work out for us, as I can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people (contactmusic.com)		36
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show me		2009-11-08 02:05:25 PM

It's too bad that Britney Must Die.

real shaman		2009-11-08 02:53:20 PM

as I can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people

Then you have very little imagination.

penthesilea		2009-11-08 03:06:30 PM

FTFA: to wed her agent, JASON ~~TRAWICK~~. Trainwreck

I now pronounce you Mr & Mrs Trainwreck. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2009-11-08 03:10:20 PM

penthesilea: I now pronounce you Mr & Mrs Trainwreck. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Hah!

Given all of Britney's prudent decisions in the past, marrying someone with a last name like that is like poking fate in the nose with a sharp twig and going "NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH, NYAH-NYAH, YOU CAN'T GET ME"

Antidamascus		2009-11-08 03:48:26 PM

I can't remember, is she hot again

doctorwormwood		2009-11-08 03:53:53 PM

The pop star's first marriage to Jason Alexander lasted just 55 hours

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Britney Spear's Speculum		2009-11-08 03:55:07 PM

I see where she's coming from.

GWSuperfan		2009-11-08 03:57:06 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

*snort*

reveal101		2009-11-08 04:05:11 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

Ha ha! Oh wow!

Dirty Hot Linker		2009-11-08 04:11:00 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

Hey-O!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2009-11-08 04:15:53 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

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swahnhennessy		2009-11-08 04:18:58 PM

I can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people

If he stands to make money from the publicity his client/wife generates, he'll have no issues.

TheShavingofOccam123		2009-11-08 04:29:23 PM

I wonder if her vagina will fall out during the ceremony.

wrenchboy		2009-11-08 04:39:31 PM

I was in the checkout line at the grocery store. all the mags said she was getting back with Cletus the Fat. did they break up again?

CruiserTwelve		2009-11-08 04:43:38 PM

Why all the hate for Britney?

Shatner's Bassoon		2009-11-08 04:45:09 PM

I can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people

Unless his job is to pimp out celebrities. Oh.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2009-11-08 05:06:50 PM

CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

Yeah, those days are over. Now she's trying her best to win "mother of the year", every year, for all the wrong reasons. Prediction: Britney Spears will be found in a bikini, dead, slumped over a table next to a pile of cocaine.

Comic Book Guy		2009-11-08 05:10:37 PM

show me: It's too bad that Britney Must Die.

The Harvest grows near...

/corpus edimus!

B A		2009-11-08 05:12:26 PM

can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people

Think bragging rights. As in - Thousands want her but I get to have her (& her money).

fusillade762		2009-11-08 05:20:48 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I see where she's coming from.

How long have you been waiting to use that line?

bacondevil		2009-11-08 05:23:32 PM

B A: can't imagine a husband wanting his wife to cavort about-half naked in front of thousands of people

Think bragging rights. As in - Thousands want her but I get to have her money (& her ~~money~~).

FTFY

GWSuperfan		2009-11-08 05:27:21 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

Yeah, those days are over. Now she's trying her best to win "mother of the year", every year, for all the wrong reasons. Prediction: Britney Spears will be found in a bikini, dead, slumped over a table next to a pile eight ball gram small amount trace amount of cocaine.

FTF the police reports

Harry_Seldon		2009-11-08 06:05:13 PM

CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

You seem to have forgot this.

english.pravda.ru

the lord god		2009-11-08 06:09:28 PM

Harry_Seldon: CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

You seem to have forgot this.

That made me love her. I really miss crazy Brit Brit and wish she would come back.

archichris		2009-11-08 06:14:29 PM

Pfft

Stolen from the love boat.

Paula's Beautiful Bloodshot Eyes		2009-11-08 06:16:23 PM

He'll make a fine upstanding women of her.
Or a crackwhore.

Trik		2009-11-08 06:18:10 PM

isn't he like 50?

siromega		2009-11-08 06:58:04 PM

Ike and Tina, part two!

ParadisePornoTheater		2009-11-08 07:06:44 PM

I don't see the happily ever after in this, either. Will she be the Liz Taylor of her generation?

dodecahedron		2009-11-08 09:28:43 PM

CruiserTwelve: Why all the hate for Britney?

Why all the love for Photoshop?

Britney Spear's Speculum		2009-11-08 10:36:13 PM

fusillade762: How long have you been waiting to use that line?

at least a year

Notabunny		2009-11-08 10:56:55 PM

majestykelf		2009-11-09 01:23:24 AM

Yeah, you know that thing that happened to Anna Nicole Smith? That, but Britney.

Your Average Witty Fark User		2009-11-09 01:50:48 AM

Every straight man alive would bang her. Anyone who denies it is full of shiat.

theurge14		2009-11-09 01:53:24 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Every straight man alive would bang her. Anyone who denies it is full of shiat.

I'd bang a chimpanzee given enough beer. What's your point?

Your Average Witty Fark User		2009-11-09 09:30:09 PM

theurge14: Your Average Witty Fark User: Every straight man alive would bang her. Anyone who denies it is full of shiat.

I'd bang a chimpanzee given enough beer. What's your point?

My point was clear. I guess your point was you're into beastiality. Good for you.

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