Grandma?

I approve of how she had the foresight to have sliced limes with her as a garnish for the booze.

The children, ages 7 and 9, wore seat belts , the report states.

See, she had their safety in mind. Cut her some slack!

What's up with the lime thing, anyway? I never understood that. It dilutes the flavor of the precious, precious tequila.

She was held Friday at the Land O'Lakes jail without bail.



I hear if you bend the bars a certain way you can make the jailer have tits.

And this woman is dumbass.

Ever try and slice a lime while driving? They sometimes squirt you in the eye and just think how dangerous that could be.

A dumbass, rather.

/yeah, yeah...

JoeBagadonutz: What, no salt shaker? What a lightweight.

Maybe she was searching for her lost shaker of salt?
Some people say that this woman's to blame,
and I agree -- it's her own damn fault.

Training wheels are for light weights. I'm going to assume it was for the children.

doesn't everyone do this? I know I did for a long time minus the kids of course,round up your homies cruise around drinking avoiding cops and picking up chicks.

/ah the good times

JoeBagadonutz: What, no salt shaker? What a lightweight.

She just licked the aweat off her arm-pits.

/ eye bleach

"A woman was caught driving Thursday evening with a half bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila by her side, sliced limes on the console - and two children as passengers..."

That's all I need to know. Throw the book at her!

eddyatwork: I approve of how she had the foresight to have sliced limes with her as a garnish for the booze.

AND, she brought her designated drivers along with her.

/ planning ahead

swahnhennessy: A dumbass, rather.

/yeah, yeah...

No, I think you were right the first time. She is dumbass personified.

www.limeparty.org?

John Buck 41: Well if she wasn't drunk, so farking what?

//DNRTFA
It was only three paragraphs. The third contained this gem; "Her blood-alcohol level was 0.233, the report says, nearly three times the level at which the state assumes impairment. "

"I am ENTITLED! I am a party WOMAN! Joo can't tell me what to DO!

I AM ENTITLED and ANGRY at joo!"

This woman should have kids like teen aged boys should have riot rifles and free meth.

beer4breakfast: The children, ages 7 and 9, wore seat belts , the report states.

See, she had their safety in mind. Cut her some slack!

Either that or youthful rebellion is causing the kids to try to be smart, responsible people with a pronounced practical streak.

//Hey, my parents being nice, responsible people is why I grew up to be a reckless jackass... it happens.

JoeBagadonutz: What, no salt shaker? What a lightweight.

When she threw it out the window, some of it spilled, jinxing her and guaranteeing that the cops would notice the lime and tequila. People should be careful if they salt and drive.

"not having a passenger side headlight"

Drunk is one thing. Stupid is another.

JoeBagadonutz: What, no salt shaker? What a lightweight.

I bet she cootered it when she saw the cops.

She has the stones to drive while drinking a bottle of Cuervo, and still needs training wheels? Sissy.

Poor kids.

This is truly reprehensible....two children in the car....there was no need for the limes to be on the console. I can see her holding the Cuervo, but one kid to hold the limes and the other to hold the salt shaker. I hope she gets what she deserves...I hope they make her drink Montezuma Tequila next time. That'll teach her.

Come on that's the drunk driving lecture. Those kids got to learn somehow

I'm gonna guess she gave the, "but I'm a MOOOMMMMM!" superiority defense.

swahnhennessy
She was held Friday at the Land O'Lakes jail without bail.

www1.umn.edu

I hear if you bend the bars a certain way you can make the jailer have tits.

And this woman is dumbass.


Thank you for that, I miss my Land O Lakes lady's breasts.

Wow, It's felony stupid mom day here on Fark.

knowing how dirty the console does get i hope at least they were in a cup or something. would hate to think that she could get sick from using dirty limes.

Wrong_Intentions: I'm gonna guess she gave the, "but I'm a MOOOMMMMM!" superiority defense.

Not everyone has the character and fortitude to be a mom, you know. Very, very few people possess these qualities.

dead_dangler: Wrong_Intentions: I'm gonna guess she gave the, "but I'm a MOOOMMMMM!" superiority defense.

Not everyone has the character and fortitude to be a mom, you know. Very, very few people possess these qualities.

Y'mean working ovaries?

Tequila? check
Limes? check

But no mention of the bag oranges. That's disappointing.

/Ticket please.

Wow. No pussy stuff here, like hiding a flask in the glove compartment. When you got the limes on the console, you are large and in charge of your drunk driving.

JoeBagadonutz: What, no salt shaker? What a lightweight.

True, no salt shaker, but when they opened the trunk they found two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that she needed all that for driving around with the kids, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Mister Peejay: What's up with the lime thing, anyway? I never understood that. It dilutes the flavor of the precious, precious tequila.

Or in the case of swill like Sauza and Cuervo, it kills the nasty aftertaste and allows it to be somewhat drinkable

Gecko Gingrich: Was she driving a stolen blue Cadillac and singing Sinatra at the top of her lungs?

This.

Rohasman: JoeBagadonutz: What, no salt shaker? What a lightweight.

True, no salt shaker, but when they opened the trunk they found two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that she needed all that for driving around with the kids, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

She was quite a ways away from Vegas, though...

GranoblasticMan: She was quite a ways away from Vegas, though...

Vegas isn't really a place anymore, it's more a state of mind.

An altered state, to be specific.