I think the woman on the right - with the more natural hair - is more attractive

Of course, I'm only half their age. Almost exactly ;)

Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees.

Pardon me for pointing out the obvious, but they both look like chimpanzees. Don't they?

I must be a horrible judge of age. I would have guessed 65-70, tops, dye or not.

Epsilon: Pardon me for pointing out the obvious, but they both look like chimpanzees. Don't they?

"When 100 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmmmm?

I take it as a sign of how deeply the Internet has corrupted me when the first thing I think is "Hundred year old twins, eh? Double gum-job."

/I do not think this is hot
//I'm very, very sure that someone out there does
///summon gorgor

They'll never make it. That's over a month away.

Damn, old people are ugly!

*fap*

Never say "dye" to a 100 YO person.

Tamarac must be a pretty boring place since this is under their breaking news tab.

GummyDemilo: They'll never make it. That's over a month away.

Not with Obamacare anyway! Hah!

Sorry. Someone had to do it.

i wonder sometimes how big a part genetics plays.
I had a great grandfather who lived to 104.
Grandfather still alive at 85, has buried 3 wives.
But my grandmother died at 62.
So do I take 104 and 62 and split the dif? 42. Add 42 to 35 and i'll die at... *pushing Little Professor calculator buttons*... 77. Huh.

mmm GGGILF's, now if they were only Asian.

Phoenix_M: mmm GGGILF's, now if they were only Asian.



you sick basterd!

ramen_for_all: i wonder sometimes how big a part genetics plays.
I had a great grandfather who lived to 104.
Grandfather still alive at 85, has buried 3 wives.
But my grandmother died at 62.
So do I take 104 and 62 and split the dif? 42. Add 42 to 35 and i'll die at... *pushing Little Professor calculator buttons*... 77. Huh.

Depends on what they died from. My grandparents all died from outside sources; smoking cancer x 2, car crash, and complications from an old motorcycle crash (long story). My parents are still extremely healthy into their 50s though, so I am feeling pretty safe.

SwiftFox: I must be a horrible judge of age. I would have guessed 65-70, tops, dye or not.

Woah, they look good, but nowhere near that good. I'd say about 80, tops.

Heh, wow that oven thing could have gone wrong....

"I got the oven hotter for the bred!"

"Did you take the babies out first?"

"uh oh..."

oh, and I think white hair looks awesome on old people.

Dyed hair looks weird and wrong.

What's the best thing about 100 year old twins?

There are 100 of them.

ramen_for_all: i wonder sometimes how big a part genetics plays.
I had a great grandfather who lived to 104.
Grandfather still alive at 85, has buried 3 wives.
But my grandmother died at 62.
So do I take 104 and 62 and split the dif? 42. Add 42 to 35 and i'll die at... *pushing Little Professor calculator buttons*... 77. Huh.

Father's side:
Grandpa: 65-lung cancer.
Grandma: Tough old bird. Skin cancer twice but died at 82 from complications after an unrelated surgery.
Father: 51-brain cancer.
Aunt: 54-pancreatic/stomach cancer.
Aunt's daughter: 36-liver failure.

Mother's side:
Great Grandma: Early 40s- Leukemia.
Grandpa: 66- Leukemia.
Grandpa's sibings: Various cancers and one suicide, none living past 65ish.

Things do not bode well for Future Omni.

I'll take the hot one

It's probably not the most flattering photo, but the one on the right doesn't look quite... lucid.

GranoblasticMan: It's probably not the most flattering photo, but the one on the right doesn't look quite... lucid.

Your right, or their right?

MPOM: GranoblasticMan: It's probably not the most flattering photo, but the one on the right doesn't look quite... lucid.

Your right, or their right?

Submitter's right.

/ The one without the hair dye

GranoblasticMan: MPOM: GranoblasticMan: It's probably not the most flattering photo, but the one on the right doesn't look quite... lucid.

Your right, or their right?

Submitter's right.

/ The one without the hair dye

Yeah, well, sometimes people aren't "All there" once they start getting into their 90's

Twin fantasy.

ramen_for_all: Grandfather still alive at 85, has buried 3 wives.

And one was actually dead at the time.

Or maybe it was the Chinese mushrooms.

Im drunk

Hey-chicka-bum-bum.

I'm glad they made it through The Depression.
Why was that capitalized? I heard dramatic music in my head when I read it.

Epsilon: Pardon me for pointing out the obvious, but they both look like chimpanzees. Don't they?

Oh my, yes, yes they do.

But does the carpet match the drapes?

This has to stop....how much are they costing us?

ramen_for_all: i wonder sometimes how big a part genetics plays.
I had a great grandfather who lived to 104.
Grandfather still alive at 85, has buried 3 wives.
But my grandmother died at 62.
So do I take 104 and 62 and split the dif? 42. Add 42 to 35 and i'll die at... *pushing Little Professor calculator buttons*... 77. Huh.

Hard to say. My maternal grandmother will be 101 in February and she's outlived 4 of her 5 children. My mother died of a brain tumour at 54, her deceased siblings of lung cancer and heart failure.

I'd say it doesn't look good.

Good for her, wanting to look nice. Youthfulness is all in your head, anyway. If it makes her feel better, then rock on, centenarian-gal!

What does a 100 year old womans pussy taste like? Depends...

FTA: The doctor had to use the family's oven as an incubator

You know who else put children in ovens?

tacos813: Im drunk

Yes!
ima turkey: What does a 100 year old womans pussy taste like? Depends...

AAAAAAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahaha!

What a way to start my morning

I wonder if they ever tag teamed a fella. Ya know, back in the day.

ima turkey: What does a 100 year old womans pussy taste like? Depends...

Thanks for putting me off my breakfast....

My 87-year-old grandmother dyes her hair bright blond. It looks all wrong.

They really do look good for 100.

and whoever said 65 to 70 hasn't been around old people much

FTFA:
Despite their age, they still look alike. However, one sister's hair is white while the other's is red. They have grown accustomed to people doing a double take when they share their age.

Well, yeah, since they're identical twins and all, it shouldn't really be worth mentioning that they look alike.


SwiftFox: I must be a horrible judge of age. I would have guessed 65-70, tops, dye or not.

Yes, yes you are a horrible judge of age. Although, now that the parents of my group of friends are getting into their 60s, I'm starting to realize that 60 doesn't even look that old anymore. Could be that I'm in my 30s, and probably look ancient to teenagers, which would explain why I can never manage to pickup at the local high school... damn.

Strange question -why do old ladies always have short hair? Is it custom, fashion, some actual reason? Perhaps the modern equivalent to putting one's hair 'up' when one reached a certain age? Always wondered about that one.

If my hair ever decided to turn a pretty, silvery white like that, I'd keep it the length I have it now and probably wear it as I always do. (Standard just-past-shoulders ponytail with a decorative d20 on the elastic. Like a nerdy cheerleader.) Probably won't go that nice a color, though. *sighs*

How long will it take them to blow out 200 candles?