Blown for Good.

/sounds like a charity idea

Is that because he's 5'6?

Katie Holmes may not be a Mensa candidate, subby, but surely "doorknob" is a little harsh.

Respect... the knob.

Wacko!

b2theory: I just want to give a shout out to all off the COS goons coming to monitor the OPs.

Leave the cult... get laid!

Wait... has COS been camping around Fark? I remember there being some shiat going down over at Reddit after a construction contractor who built a COS building spilled the beans about some messed-up requests, but I wasn't aware Fark was being watched.

Sir Vanderhoot: b2theory: I just want to give a shout out to all off the COS goons coming to monitor the OPs.

Leave the cult... get laid!

Wait... has COS been camping around Fark? I remember there being some shiat going down over at Reddit after a construction contractor who built a COS building spilled the beans about some messed-up requests, but I wasn't aware Fark was being watched.

They have people who look at any decently trafficked site when Scientology is discussed. Doesn't mean they will always do anything.

You know who else talks to bottles?

If you tell me old Merle Haggard Link is a damned scientologist my disillusion with country music will be complete.

Sir Vanderhoot:

Wait... has COS been camping around Fark? I remember there being some shiat going down over at Reddit after a construction contractor who built a COS building spilled the beans about some messed-up requests, but I wasn't aware Fark was being watched.

Fark is very lenient on CO$ - there's been huge news about Hollywood scientologists leaving the cult lately all of which Fark has ignored.

My guess is that Fark is scared of the malevolent repercussions that Scientology likes to make happen to anybody who criticizes them.

Like the highly orchestrated fake advertising scam that Scientology pulled on Gawker.com. CO$ goons pretended to be buying ads for Suzuki and instead loaded up Gawker with a virus that snagged a lot of Gawker's unsuspecting readers.

They aren't a religion, they are a vengeful, scary, evil bunch of money obsessed kooks.

They make it their business to make you scared of criticizing them.

Die in a fire, Tom Cruise. You're a loser freak, and you sucked in Tropic Thunder despite what everyone told me. Liars.

He may have sucked in tropic thunder, but he was good in collateral.

Dude needs to do more turns as the bad guy, fark this nice guy shiat.

Approves

Wait, isn't this a repeat?

PsyLord: Wait, isn't this a repeat?

No, you just have a false memory that was implanted by Xenu. You need auditing on your whole time track.

OMLRH! The doorknob speaks the truth! Hail knobs.

Is it really any different from people who spend time talking to pieces of wood shaped in a t with dolls on them?

solitary:
My guess is that Fark is scared of the malevolent repercussions that Scientology likes to make happen to anybody who criticizes them.

My guess is that it's more that they don't really matter that much to us. We've got an entire internet to mock, we don't really have time for two-bit swindlers whose game everyone in the continental US already knows backwards. There are some targets that are too easy even for us.

So that's what kids are calling penises these days.

b2theory: I just want to give a shout out to all off the COS goons coming to monitor the OPs.

Leave the cult... get laid!

Yeah, leave one mind-numbing cult for another: the American cult of meaningless sex. That's an improvement.

Talks to doorknobs?

I'll have what he's drinking

WhileAmericaBurns: b2theory: I just want to give a shout out to all off the COS goons coming to monitor the OPs.

Leave the cult... get laid!

Yeah, leave one mind-numbing cult for another: the American cult of meaningless sex. That's an improvement.

I'll take meaningless sex over magical alien souls that make me feel bad unless I spend 175 grand on dying L. Ron Hubbard's scam religion, Mr. Pucker-butt.

He's been polishing knobs for years, why not?

beerbaron: PsyLord: Wait, isn't this a repeat?

No, you just have a false memory that was implanted by Xenu. You need auditing on your whole time track.

Oh XNAP!

LEAVE KATIE ALONE!!!! You BASTARDS!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!! sob...