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(Yahoo) Scary Sammy Sosa a blonde wig away from looking like a photo-negative of himself   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 43
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drew46n2 [TotalFark]
2009-11-07 02:53:12 PM
terrifying.
 
deadapostle
2009-11-07 03:19:20 PM
He used to be blacker, but now he's a cracker.
 
TheNyquilKid
2009-11-07 04:19:01 PM
Steroids are a hell of a drug.
 
cmunic8r99 [TotalFark]
2009-11-07 05:20:25 PM
dude. wtf?
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2009-11-07 05:31:09 PM
That's intense. He kinda looks like Joaquin Phoenix.
 
gilgamesh23
2009-11-07 05:36:53 PM
I went as a photo negative for Halloween once. White hair, green lipstick, black face makeup, white tie, black shirt. All night people asked, "hey, what's up Al Jolson?"

Ugh.
 
bhcompy
2009-11-07 07:10:36 PM
Could just be the fact that he really is a lighter skinned person and he's just not in the sun playing baseball for 2/3rds the year for the first time since he was a kid

/not really, but whatever
 
jake3988
2009-11-07 07:23:34 PM
Well, all three photos they show, he looks exactly the same.

It's only the top one he looks different. But it looks fake, like he put too much sunscreen on and forget to rub it in (obviously, it's probably not sunscreen, but you get the idea)
 
SaintOfKillers
2009-11-07 07:26:01 PM
looks very fake to me. I'll believe it once he starts saying it is a skin condition and keeps saying that we're being ignorant.

godessofsmallthings.files.wordpress.com

/hot like Sammy's wife
 
smokescreen
2009-11-07 07:52:31 PM
Can't wait for the ignorant to come out with the roids explanation.

But he looks like what drew46n2 said
 
aegis
2009-11-07 08:09:57 PM
Could be the flash from the camera was too close/bright.
 
halfof33
2009-11-07 08:16:11 PM
aegis: Could be the flash from the camera was too close/bright.fark dude, don't let the KKK hear about that...
 
swahnhennessy
2009-11-07 08:18:11 PM
His girlfriend looks angry.
 
Uncle Pooky
2009-11-07 08:27:34 PM
ho-LY fark!

that's the first thing I blurted out.
 
Di Atribe [TotalFark]
2009-11-07 08:28:32 PM
Dear god what is that THING
 
FL8ME
2009-11-07 08:28:36 PM
Sammy Sosa was in that picture?

img4.imageshack.us

When did Fark turn into a den of lies?
 
Triumph [TotalFark]
2009-11-07 08:33:14 PM
He's like Carlos Mencia, only funnier.
 
duckpoopy
2009-11-07 09:51:56 PM
He found a way to get uglier. Good for him.
 
EvilBillGates
2009-11-07 09:52:42 PM
Triumph: He's like Carlos Mencia, only funnier funny.

FTFM
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2009-11-07 10:12:44 PM
Anti-Ted Danson?
 
storch monkey
2009-11-07 10:28:13 PM
He looks like Johnny Sack now.
 
D-Liver
2009-11-07 10:36:17 PM
That dude has aids on the real real.
 
zac1722
2009-11-07 10:36:58 PM
well he started with the green eye contacts so maybe theres something to this. id love if there was a photoshop contest "if they were white/black"
 
aniktwo
2009-11-07 10:48:51 PM
bhcompy: Could just be the fact that he really is a lighter skinned person and he's just not in the sun playing baseball for 2/3rds the year for the first time since he was a kid

/not really, but whatever

It's the contacts that make it weird.
 
Di Atribe [TotalFark]
2009-11-07 10:56:49 PM
aniktwo: bhcompy: Could just be the fact that he really is a lighter skinned person and he's just not in the sun playing baseball for 2/3rds the year for the first time since he was a kid

/not really, but whatever

It's the contacts that make it weird.

And the hair. Let's not overlook that.... hair...
 
SharkTrager
2009-11-07 11:04:34 PM
bhcompy: Could just be the fact that he really is a lighter skinned person and he's just not in the sun playing baseball for 2/3rds the year for the first time since he was a kid

/not really, but whatever

I know you were only a little serious, but he did have several months every year as a player where he wasn't required to be in the sun hours a day, and he always came to spring training very dark.

And that shade looks very unnatural.
 
skinink
2009-11-07 11:19:18 PM
Is this like a Green Hulk / Grey Hulk thing he's going through?
 
Greybrd
2009-11-07 11:51:18 PM
Criminy, he looks as gray as a hunk of beef that's been sitting out too long.

Kudos to the girl for not throwing up in front of the camera but it would have been nice if she had shown more chest.
 
browneye [TotalFark]
2009-11-08 12:27:59 AM
This is a hoax, right? Some sort of photoshop nonsense? Cause if Sammy Sosa really is looking this pale....then...damn! WTF, dude?!
 
marxychick1
2009-11-08 12:47:47 AM
I thought maybe it was a Halloween costume and he was trying to be Marc Anthony, but the article says it's from the Latin Grammys. Scary!
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark]
2009-11-08 01:42:58 AM
What the Hell??????
 
WFern
2009-11-08 01:48:24 AM
Vitiligo doesn't always hit folks until after adulthood. Jacko was a prime example.
 
rynthetyn [TotalFark]
2009-11-08 02:24:00 AM
WFern: Vitiligo doesn't always hit folks until after adulthood. Jacko was a prime example.

But six months ago, he was brown. You don't change color overnight.
 
rynthetyn [TotalFark]
2009-11-08 02:34:59 AM
Ok, he now says he was undergoing a skin rejuvenation process (new window) to repair the years of sun damage from playing baseball, and his skin just photographed weird.
 
cptjeff [TotalFark]
2009-11-08 02:54:01 AM
...and Sonia looks fabulous as always....

No, she did not. She looks like a cheap whore. However, along with Sammy's tonality, it's probably the flash.
 
What_Would_Jimi_Do
2009-11-08 03:01:37 AM
latin grammys? really. why not have grammys for west virginia also?


this is what wrong with the world. every wants to be equal, one grammy awards! not a grammys, then a black, latin, etc etc. no one cares. this shiat is exactly the problem with america.
 
Coco LaFemme
2009-11-08 03:05:20 AM
What_Would_Jimi_Do: latin grammys? really. why not have grammys for west virginia also?


this is what wrong with the world. every wants to be equal, one grammy awards! not a grammys, then a black, latin, etc etc. no one cares. this shiat is exactly the problem with america.

2/10
 
Inchoate
2009-11-08 03:10:13 AM
What_Would_Jimi_Do: latin grammys? really. why not have grammys for west virginia also?

Those are called the CMAs.
 
torpid_beaver
2009-11-08 07:54:36 AM
What_Would_Jimi_Do: latin grammys? really. why not have grammys for west virginia also?

They renamed it. It's called the "Darwin Awards," now.

/go figure
 
Dialectic
2009-11-08 08:31:38 AM
Yo, you mofos betta be careful with what you say about the dude. I mean he's Dominican and Dominicans Don't Play! (new window)
 
Chunks McGunks
2009-11-08 01:40:15 PM
It's almost like he was more tan when he was standing in the sun playing baseball nine months out of the year or something...
 
Wise_Guy
2009-11-08 01:44:00 PM
Chunks McGunks: It's almost like he was more tan when he was standing in the sun playing baseball nine months out of the year or something...

It's almost like you didn't see the picture showing him in May of '09 or something.
 
Broadcastdave
2009-11-08 07:47:18 PM
i wonder if sammys penis got shorter because he is white...that on top of the steriods means he is probably a chick now
 
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