From all the other birds I hear in the background I am just going to assume that that house stinks.

That's a very disturbing video. Definitely not cute.

If you kiss your bunny
and his nose is runny
and you think it's funny
well, it's snot.

NuclearPenguins: From all the other birds I hear in the background I am just going to assume that that house stinks.

Came here to say this! I bet that house smells like shiat

Ok, whether the house smells like bird shiat or not, this is still hysterical:

MOAR

Well, you gotta fill the empty spaces in your life somehow when you can't have children

First thing I thought.

brap: If that non-stop chattering was going on in my home, I'd have my head in the oven within minutes.

Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!

RoyBatty: That's a very disturbing video. Definitely not cute.

That.

It definitely scared me.

This fills my heart with hatred.

DarthBrooks: What the hell is Dad scooping out into bowls behind the bird?

It looks like he's doling out Stove Top Stuffing for the inevitable Parrot Thanksgiving dinner to ensue.

REAL bird food. High potency mash, probably. They get absolutely no nutrition from that millet and sunflower seed crap the pet shops sell. The birds eat it because they know no different. (It's also the reason your bird is bad tempered, he's doped up on birdy e-numbers). The chirping in the background plus the decent food leads me to believe these guys are professional breeders.

Also, my cockateil is trying to mate with the monitor right now

/makes a change from our feet
//don't ask

Stantz:

Also, my cockateil is trying to mate with the monitor right now

/makes a change from our feet


Pics plz.

nirwana: Stantz:

Also, my cockateil is trying to mate with the monitor right now

/makes a change from our feet


Pics plz.

god no. it's weird enough when he does it, I'm not yet that farked up to share that shiat with the world.

"No, honey.. there's not a woman here while you're away. That's just one of the parrots talking. I think they've been watching HBO again."

/You have to plan ahead.

"That was great. Yeaaaaah! YEAAAAAH!"

The way it's eyes were constricting and dilating was creeping me out.

/easily creeped out by inhuman eyes
//goats scare me

syrynxx: Well, you gotta fill the empty spaces in your life somehow when you can't have children.

True, but I'd rather see a million cool talking birds than those damn yapping tiny dogs.

Hahahahaha Chariset I'm literally LOLing right now, that is some funny shiat right there. The look on that parrots face is priceless.

Stile4aly: Ok, whether the house smells like bird shiat or not, this is still hysterical:

MOAR

Awesome. Now I want a bird.

nirwana: Stantz:

Also, my cockateil is trying to mate with the monitor right now

/makes a change from our feet


Pics plz.

Rule 34

/fap
//anyone who has a parrot knows why they rub against the perch if you're not handy:-)

My mom's African Grey mimics my ring tone. I think he does it just to fark with me.

Fake.

What kind of parrot was that?

I hear angry parakeets in the background.

For the sake of the man, I hope that was a business and not a residence. A wife and talking birds?

Chariset: Could be worse...

I've watched that video a dozen times, and it never fails to put me on the floor when the parrot starts smacking that guy's face. Looks like it hurt, but damn that's funny.

Oh that is a beauty of a Norwegian Blue.

/Not dead yet and all

He's pining for the fjords.

Chariset: Stantz: nirwana: Stantz:



Could be worse...

ok, this is my new favorite video!!!!!!....

/I think the submitted video is pretty cute, but......

I also meant to write up there ^^^^

"Shagged by a rare parrot" hahahaha

My parents bred parrots for years. Their house only smells if the cat pisses outside the litter box.

It's and Indian Ringneck.

\Got bit by a parrot so getting a kick....
\\no really I did I was holding while Mom was trimming nails.
\\\Tink wasn't happy about it and nailed me.

Aeonite: That was a fake CG bird.

I'm glad someone else noticed. Bunch of rubes in here.

The bird looked mildly nonplussed by the stuffed rabbit.

DarthBrooks: What the hell is Dad scooping out into bowls behind the bird?

It looks like he's doling out Stove Top Stuffing for the inevitable Parrot Thanksgiving dinner to ensue.

Its homemade bird food (:

Stantz: DarthBrooks: What the hell is Dad scooping out into bowls behind the bird?

It looks like he's doling out Stove Top Stuffing for the inevitable Parrot Thanksgiving dinner to ensue.

REAL bird food. High potency mash, probably. They get absolutely no nutrition from that millet and sunflower seed crap the pet shops sell. The birds eat it because they know no different. (It's also the reason your bird is bad tempered, he's doped up on birdy e-numbers). The chirping in the background plus the decent food leads me to believe these guys are professional breeders.

Also, my cockateil is trying to mate with the monitor right now

/makes a change from our feet
//don't ask

Its also why that parrot looks like its in AMAZING condition. Not a ruffled feather anywhere. I've seen so many birds looking like shiat, my jaw dropped when I saw what great condition he's in.