didn't read the article...but will take subby's word here.

I toast the dude (assuming it's a dude). Okay, off to read the article...

Best. Job. Evar.

Before everyone gets all "I salute you" over this, I'd like to point out that this guy's job is essentially to remove a little happiness from the world. The only thing remotely good about it is his own selfish gain.

... four times.

Bad: The police choose the prostitutes, and it's not for your pleasure.

/Kidding. Well, it's unspecified.

The $180 was not worth the trip to the free clinic afterwards

I love the spelling suggestions I get for smorgasbord.

smörgåsbord's
smörgåsbords
smörgåsbord
orgasmed
orgasming

<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4753736&IDComment=55777224#c557 77224">Naman</a>:</b> <i>Before everyone gets all "I salute you" over this, I'd like to point out that this guy's job is essentially to remove a little happiness from the world. The only thing remotely good about it is his own selfish gain.</i>

I want to party with you.

Naman: Before everyone gets all "I salute you" over this, I'd like to point out that this guy's job is essentially to remove a little happiness from the world. The only thing remotely good about it is his own selfish gain.

It's a massage parlor. They're probably girls forced into prostitution and very well should be shut down. Though, that takes away from the whole high fivedness of getting paid to visit four times.

Kokomo, bokomo...talk about a happy ending.

Nice.

So on the not so good/GREAT scale, where does herpes fall?

Approves.

/Hot like Georgia Lyman

taurusowner: So on the not so good/GREAT scale, where does herpes fall?

What if you already have herpes... huh, didn't think of that, did ya.

picturescrazy: Naman: Before everyone gets all "I salute you" over this, I'd like to point out that this guy's job is essentially to remove a little happiness from the world. The only thing remotely good about it is his own selfish gain.

It's a massage parlor. They're probably girls forced into prostitution and very well should be shut down. Though, that takes away from the whole high fivedness of getting paid to visit four times.

Good point, hadn't thought of that.

As a massage therapist, HHP, degree in physical therapy and starting acupuncture school next year, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/The laws governing my profession suck.
//That said, the whores suck too.
///pun?

Alucard1191: As a massage therapist.....

/The laws governing my profession suck.
//That said, the whores suck too...

What's it like getting paid for sex? Is it ever enjoyable, for you I mean? Have any bad/strange experiences you can share?

Not trying to be a dick, I am honestly curious.

It was a farking setup!

FTFA:

An appeals court has ruled Pennsylvania State Police botched a prostitution investigation in which troopers gave an informant money to pay for sex four times at a massage parlor, along with a total of $180 for the man's trouble.

Lehigh County Judge Robert L. Steinberg said the man's subsequent visits did not advance the police investigation. He was given $360 total to pay for the services that allegedly involved Chon and another woman, plus the extra $180 for his time.

I dunno. That's a $90 whore. I'm not sure I'd hit that for free.

But then, I could be wrong. I've been to an asian massage parlor, but never been offered a happy ending. If those girls were offering "extra" services, I coulda hit that. But I was there because my shoulder hurt. Bad. Really, I was desperate.

But jeez. Only $90? I always figured a reasonably hittable half-and-half provider would cost more. Maybe the asian massage whores make it up on volume.

Good to know, considering I've dropped more than $360 in a strip club, and still had to go home and rub it out myself.

Kludge: Alucard1191: As a massage therapist.....

/The laws governing my profession suck.
//That said, the whores suck too...

What's it like getting paid for sex? Is it ever enjoyable, for you I mean? Have any bad/strange experiences you can share?

Not trying to be a dick, I am honestly curious.


Read Alucard1191's post again very slowly. Now think about what you just asked.

gorgor: Mom?

Thats exactly what i was thinking.

This story doesn't really seem to have a happy ending.

HI-FYE: Kludge: Alucard1191: As a massage therapist.....

/The laws governing my profession suck.
//That said, the whores suck too...

What's it like getting paid for sex? Is it ever enjoyable, for you I mean? Have any bad/strange experiences you can share?

Not trying to be a dick, I am honestly curious.


Read Alucard1191's post again very slowly. Now think about what you just asked.

I lied when I said I was not trying to be a dick.

Kludge: HI-FYE: Kludge: Alucard1191: As a massage therapist.....

/The laws governing my profession suck.
//That said, the whores suck too...

What's it like getting paid for sex? Is it ever enjoyable, for you I mean? Have any bad/strange experiences you can share?

Not trying to be a dick, I am honestly curious.


Read Alucard1191's post again very slowly. Now think about what you just asked.

I lied when I said I was not trying to be a dick.


I'm not 100% sure we're on the same page. If I'm not mistaken, Alucard1191 is not a prostitute, but is actually a massage therapist. You see why your question doesn't make sense? Right?

Hi-fye is missing the joke.

Bergyd: Hi-fye is missing the joke.

I don't know. I don't think so.

Approves!

The lead investigator said the informant contacted police because he had been offended by the offer of sex...

The horror.

FTA: Judge John T. Bender...



does NOT approve?

picturescrazy: Naman: Before everyone gets all "I salute you" over this, I'd like to point out that this guy's job is essentially to remove a little happiness from the world. The only thing remotely good about it is his own selfish gain.

It's a massage parlor. They're probably girls forced into prostitution and very well should be shut down.

Since when do they let soccer-moms comment on Fark?

I think further investigation is needed.

The evidence was 'tainted.

Is there a photo of Sun Cha Chon? That's a great stage name...

Where do you sign up for this job?

What, no pics of the undercover cop from South Park?

"Give me the evidence bag!"

picturescrazy: It's a massage parlor. They're probably girls forced into prostitution and very well should be shut down.

If the girls are forced, it's slavery and the owners should be prosecuted for breaking slavery laws.

Otherwise, what two consenting adults do without harming anyone else in the privacy of a room should not waste valuable police resources and time because some repressed prude might be offended that someone, somewhere, might have a good time.

Aren't jails overcrowded? Aren't they letting serious criminals out early because of it? Isn't the police always whining about lack of resources when some real crime happens?

koan: picturescrazy: It's a massage parlor. They're probably girls forced into prostitution and very well should be shut down.

If the girls are forced, it's slavery and the owners should be prosecuted for breaking slavery laws.

Otherwise, what two consenting adults do without harming anyone else in the privacy of a room should not waste valuable police resources and time because some repressed prude might be offended that someone, somewhere, might have a good time.

Aren't jails overcrowded? Aren't they letting serious criminals out early because of it? Isn't the police always whining about lack of resources when some real crime happens?

Prostitutes can't afford fancy lawyers like the former executives at Countrywide, Goldman Sachs, AIG, ...

I wasn't aware you could throw out police evidence because of "outrageousness". It can often be tossed for violating the 4th Amendment, but it sounds like that's not the issue. After all, if one low-key test run (without gloating at the end) would be constitutional, why isn't what happened legal?

According to this (which I just found), "the "outrageous police conduct" defense is a very vague and broad defense with no strict requirements and no accepted definition." Sounds prone to abuse.