It really WAS a trap.

This is what happens when you don't "try before you buy."

penis goes where?

Where??

NO NO NOT THERE AIIIEEEEEE

FTA: "She's a nice, sweetsingle girl," a friend said of the bride. "They haveShe has money, so that waisn't a problem."

FTFY

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...

BadReligion: ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...

Looks like he had his highlights crushed. And his face, but that was later.

AdolfOliverPanties: How'd "she" hide her penis from him until the wedding night?

It happens. Ask this guy...

Was there pool near by? Nothing beats diving into a pool from 7 stories up.

BadReligion: ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...

MITCH SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE

M. Night Shamalan?

Who the hell boils salmon?
Was he British?

It's a little bit too early to jump to conclusions on just the second day of being married.

3 more weddings then they can have the funeral.

It's jump the BROOM, moran.

Uchiha_Cycliste: MorningBreath: The couple shared a meal of boiled salmon Wednesday night in a postwedding celebration

It was the salmon loaf

I had the lasagna.

Surely you can't be serious.

I'm guessing she was like "now that we're married I have something to tell you, I farked *insert name here*" and then he jumped to his death because of the embarrassment. Or maybe, it was about money.

I like how the article said a friend of the bride couldn't believe there was any marital strife. She must've known the bride was farking up.

"It's a little bit too early to jump to conclusions on just the second day of being married."

would it have helped him at all if they had this at the bottom?

I can't get beyond the boiled salmon. He's lucky she didn't push him out over that clusterfark of a meal.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: BadReligion: ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...

MITCH SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE

Mitch!!

Marriage is like flying to new heights. He shouldn't of let depressing thoughts drag him down.

reillan: Uchiha_Cycliste: MorningBreath: The couple shared a meal of boiled salmon Wednesday night in a postwedding celebration

It was the salmon loaf

I had the lasagna.

Surely you can't be serious.

OK, I'll go there...
Yes I am. And don't call me Shirley.

I can think of little less appetizing than boiled salmon loaf.

"Honey, my special purpose feels funny. There's something wrong...wee is coming out but it's all white and sticky"

BeSerious: The All-Powerful Atheismo: BadReligion: ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...

MITCH SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE

Mitch!!

Mitch references are a win any day. That farker was just trying to tell some jokes, you know?

BeSerious: The All-Powerful Atheismo: BadReligion: ITIL Prince:

FWIW, that is one blurry dude.

And thats extra scary, to me...

MITCH SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE

Mitch!!



Mitch!!

this chick now has more baggage than the normal girl would.

MOTTY BORGER: Tragedy in Brooklyn.

A bigger tragedy is that they couldn't find a better shot of him on his wedding day. That's a bloody awful photo.

Marriage does not proceed with leaps and bounds. One has to take slow steps forward so that things fall into place on their own.

meh. good for him. Way to save yourself the aggravation of listening to the same old bullshiat day in day out for the rest of your miserable existence.

I suppose this is what happens when you have you wedding in Fall.

FTA: "Detectives were poring over security video, including a clip that shows an agitated hopping mad Borger in an elevator with his wife."

stuffy: nice pic by the way

He appears to be blind; may have been heading to the john. That first step is a dooooozy...

After he banged the bride he said to himself "Was that it"?
So he jumped.... what is not to understand?
Lucky guy!

Sleep walking ?

He was on his honeymoon with the Jewish woman he just married you say?

Probably distraught because he just found out he was never going to get another BJ in his life.

/I kid, I kid