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		Verne Troyer is in a little trouble after getting short with his ex-girlfriend and sending her too mini abusive text messages (telegraph.co.uk)		76
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h2ogate

2009-11-06 02:45:18 PM

What kind of Amish is he if he is sending text messages?

Wight Power

2009-11-06 02:57:52 PM

h2ogate: What kind of Amish is he if he is sending text messages?

He's only a little Amish

AlwaysRightBoy

2009-11-06 03:01:12 PM

Please come back to me Baby! XOXOXOXO

Rev. Skarekroe

2009-11-06 03:07:35 PM

Hey, lay off Verne Troyer.
His babysitter left him in a box under a bed for five days, so he's bound to be a little cranky.

Gamer Grrrl

2009-11-06 03:12:04 PM

Well someone's an attention whore.

The Onanist

2009-11-06 03:27:49 PM

This issue dwarfs the issue he has with midget porn, but I don't want to sell this problem short.

The_Sponge

2009-11-06 06:18:57 PM

I can't blame him for being angry...he's still recovering after his injury from playing ping-pong.

/He got too excited and ran off the table.

The_Sponge

2009-11-06 06:23:06 PM

Verne Troyer is walking down the street, and a hot blond is walking towards him.

Verne: What do you say to a little fark?

Blonde: "Hello", you little fark!

Treygreen13

2009-11-06 06:26:17 PM

Good luck getting that out of your brain.

StampedingElephant

2009-11-06 06:27:16 PM

Know what ah mean, Verne?

Elmo Jones

2009-11-06 06:28:43 PM

Treygreen13: Good luck getting that out of your brain.

You...bastard.

Craptastic

2009-11-06 06:28:51 PM

Is Verne Troyer gonna hafta choke a biatch?

Seriously, who would be threatened by Verne. It would be like getting attacked by a wiener dog.

The_Sponge

2009-11-06 06:29:55 PM

Craptastic: Seriously, who would be threatened by Verne.

Maybe he's like Chucky....a lot of fight in a small package.

Kanemano

2009-11-06 06:30:05 PM

Pic of x

Prank Call of Cthulhu

2009-11-06 06:30:47 PM

Verne Troyer is in a little trouble after getting short with his ex-girlfriend and sending her too mini abusive text messages

I was gonna go all Grammar Nazi on subby, but then

Walker

2009-11-06 06:30:48 PM

BumpInTheNight

2009-11-06 06:31:36 PM

If only there was some effective means of defending yourself from a person of inferior stature, ideally to put yourself in a position where you could still retaliate but they cannot. I guess a restraining order is best after all.

glenlivid

2009-11-06 06:31:51 PM

Kanemano: Pic of x

Got-Dayum! He must have received a pretty good chunk of change for his porn settlement.

runningscared

2009-11-06 06:32:04 PM

Treygreen13: Good luck getting that out of your brain.

Well there's always the audio if you can't bring yourself to watch that tape.

AllUpInYa

2009-11-06 06:32:20 PM

Kanemano: Pic of x

Man, I'd be pissed at losing that, too!

Taima

2009-11-06 06:32:42 PM

Approves.

Dellirium

2009-11-06 06:33:31 PM

There is potential for "FAIL" on a grand scale.

ultraholland

2009-11-06 06:35:57 PM

Who run text-threat town? Who...run...text-threat town?

...you know who.

Say.

Verne Troyer.

Say loud!

Verne Troyer!

Every name I want is taken

2009-11-06 06:37:12 PM

The poor little guy just wants her to touch his penis still. She needs to give him a break.

phlegmmo

2009-11-06 06:38:32 PM

Restraining order? Should be easy to get that tossed.

/just like him

CaptSacto

2009-11-06 06:39:58 PM

I heard he joined the KKK and got short-sheeted.

/rimshot

anniepoonanny

2009-11-06 06:39:59 PM

WAIT. That thing was dating a model?

Gross.

Walker

2009-11-06 06:41:26 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-11-06 06:46:43 PM

Hey, listen, I like Verne Troyer jokes as much as the next guy.

For now, though... could we not belittle him?

/ducks

dead_dangler

2009-11-06 06:46:43 PM

I heard he has a 12 inch penis.

/penis!

Greta_VanHouten

2009-11-06 06:49:41 PM

Jesus lady, just kick him to the curb. Literally.

Bitter Barn

2009-11-06 06:52:00 PM

Greta_VanHouten
Jesus lady, just kick him to the curb. Literally.

Now that was funny.

Psumek

2009-11-06 06:53:21 PM

Isn't he like two feet tall? What strange fetish do these women have? It'd be like farking a three year old. For shiats and giggles I can understand, but seriously girls.

/though imagine getting fisted by him is like getting farked by a slightly large dong

colatf

2009-11-06 06:55:52 PM

CaptSacto: I heard he joined the KKK and got short-sheeted.

/rimshot

That is slander. He only needed to put a belt on a pillow case.

LintLicker

2009-11-06 06:56:12 PM

runningscared

omg. I hate your face.

/laughed 'n cringed
//"you can't stop"

dead_dangler

2009-11-06 06:56:36 PM

Psumek: Isn't he like two feet tall? What strange fetish do these women have? It'd be like farking a three year old. For shiats and giggles I can understand, but seriously girls.

/though imagine getting fisted by him is like getting farked by a slightly large dong

Ummmm.... OK.

whatshisname

2009-11-06 06:56:55 PM

Is restraining a 2-foot tall man so hard that you need an Order to do it?

mygirlsaysno

2009-11-06 06:56:55 PM

How mini is too mini?

RabidCanary

2009-11-06 06:57:44 PM

LintLicker

2009-11-06 06:58:37 PM

Ok.
I can't believe I'm going to ask this. {{ahem}}

where can I view his porno?

SwallowTheKnife

2009-11-06 07:05:27 PM

LintLicker: where can I view his porno?

I heard it was on YouTube becuase his dick is so small you can't see it, making it a PG video.

MorePeasPlease

2009-11-06 07:06:52 PM

RabidCanary: What a strange fetish some people have imagining what it's like being fisted by a midget.

What a strange fetish some people have imagining what it's like to have never been fisted by a midget.

ultraholland

2009-11-06 07:08:59 PM

LintLicker: Ok.
I can't believe I'm going to ask this. {{ahem}}

where can I view his porno?

a few edited yet disturbing portions of it are on Youtube (pops)

Forbidden Doughnut

2009-11-06 07:19:35 PM

SharkTrager

2009-11-06 07:20:00 PM

dead_dangler: I heard he ~~has~~ is a 12 inch penis.

/penis!

FTFY

3rdLostPassword

2009-11-06 07:37:18 PM

ultraholland: edited yet disturbing

I watched that for the pop-up infos.

However: Damn you.

Bagelox-99

2009-11-06 07:46:57 PM

Psumek: Isn't he like two feet tall? What strange fetish do these women have? It'd be like farking a three year old. For shiats and giggles I can understand, but seriously girls.

Being somewhat well-known and obnoxious towards women will get you quality companionship even if you're an incontinent sociopathic tree-man with the IQ of a jar of rancid peanut butter.

/especially, even.

mrEdude

2009-11-06 08:03:51 PM

HE WALKED AMONG US!!

TheDirtyNacho

2009-11-06 08:04:31 PM