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albo

2009-11-06 01:41:28 PM

katy perry doesn't even come close to the delicate beauty that is zooey deschanel

packrabid04

2009-11-06 01:47:58 PM

albo: katy perry doesn't even come close to the delicate beauty that is zooey deschanel

Seconded!

dj_bigbird

2009-11-06 01:48:01 PM

This is relevant to my interests.

oldfarthenry

2009-11-06 01:48:39 PM

Delicate features and a normal shaped head.
How can you confuse her with that freak-skulled tit-rack?

bingethinker

2009-11-06 01:51:17 PM

How can you confuse her with that freak-skulled tit-rack?

Who was looking at her skull anyway?

mitchcumstein1

2009-11-06 02:15:47 PM

bingethinker: How can you confuse her with that freak-skulled tit-rack?

Who was looking at her skull anyway?

She has a skull?

CitizenTed

2009-11-06 02:17:12 PM

Zooey makes me gooey.

hazeleyedwolff

2009-11-06 02:20:13 PM

oldfarthenry: Delicate features and a normal shaped head.
How can you confuse her with that freak-skulled tit-rack?

I saw this pic and thought "man, Katy Perry looks stoned there."

AdolfOliverPanties

2009-11-06 02:35:28 PM

Katy>Zooey

Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.

Higher maintenance.

packrabid04

2009-11-06 02:40:15 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Katy>Zooey

Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.

Higher maintenance.

I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them.

albo

2009-11-06 02:56:57 PM

packrabid04: I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them

i could hear that snap where i am

AdolfOliverPanties

2009-11-06 03:04:46 PM

packrabid04: AdolfOliverPanties: Katy>Zooey

Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.

Higher maintenance.

I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them.

I forgot. The fact that I will never get to penis either of these ladies negates my right to form an opinion of them. Sometimes I forget the Fark rules.

packrabid04

2009-11-06 03:07:00 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: packrabid04: AdolfOliverPanties: Katy>Zooey

Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.

Higher maintenance.

I somehow doubt you'll ever have to worry about the maintenance levels of either of them.

I forgot. The fact that I will never get to penis either of these ladies negates my right to form an opinion of them. Sometimes I forget the Fark rules.

No...but it does make basing your opinion about which is more attractive on how difficult it would be to maintain a relationship with them rather pointless.

schattenteufel

2009-11-06 03:07:26 PM

Katy, Zooey... I'd hit 'em both

AdolfOliverPanties

2009-11-06 03:18:09 PM

packrabid04: No...but it does make basing your opinion about which is more attractive on how difficult it would be to maintain a relationship with them rather pointless.

All of our comments on these unattainable-for-a-farker women are pointless.

I'd penis either one, but I prefer Katy. She seems way less uptight too, which was my point. Saw Zooey on some Food channel show where the chefs cooked for her and her entourage. Not only is she vegan, but she is allergic to glutens and doesn't do soy. Might as well bring her a bowl of steam.

Katy seems like the type you could screw and then go get a hot dog and a beer with.

Rain-Monkey

2009-11-06 04:54:57 PM

albo: katy perry doesn't even come close to the delicate beauty that is zooey deschanel

Came here to say this, left satisfied.

Oh, and SHAKIRA lights up the night.

Nabb1

2009-11-06 05:35:41 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Katy>Zooey

Zooey is cute, but her music is just as bad in it's own way, she has smaller tits and she's a food Nazi vegan.

Higher maintenance.

Considering I am happily married and content to simply admire these young ladies from afar, that is not an issue, so all things being equal: Zooey > Katy.

Mugato

2009-11-06 05:50:51 PM

AdolfOliverPanties:

Zooey is cute Yes.

her music is just as bad in it's own way Don't care.

she has smaller tits Don't care.

she's a food Nazi vegan. Don't care.

Advantage...Zooey.

in a landscape

2009-11-06 06:06:27 PM

albo: katy perry doesn't even come close to the delicate beauty that is zooey deschanel

Thirdeded.

Zooey's music also good, unlike Perry's. fark you subby.

Treygreen13

2009-11-06 06:08:38 PM

Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties:

Zooey is cute Yes.

her music is just as bad in it's own way Don't care.

she has smaller tits Don't care.

she's a food Nazi vegan. Don't care.

Advantage...Zooey.

After a long night of drunken, raucous lovemaking, you turn to her and say, "You know what sounds good right now? Waffle House hashbrowns!"

"I can't eat anything there!" she says.

...and at that moment, you realize that you will never be able to enjoy late night, drunken post-coital smothered, covered and capped Waffle House hashbrowns.

That is hell, my friend.

CMP

2009-11-06 06:09:47 PM

WTF? Katy Perry has some sort of rear cameltoe on her soccer-bustier outfit.

Hyperbolic Hyperbole

2009-11-06 06:11:58 PM

Katy is way hotter. Sorry fanboys, you fail.

Treygreen13

2009-11-06 06:12:18 PM

FTA: Best World Stage Performance: Linkin Park

Ok, seriously, they're just farking with us now.

Quasar

2009-11-06 06:13:30 PM

albo: katy perry doesn't even come close to the delicate beauty that is zooey deschanel

I see we're all done here.

Mr. Chainsaw

2009-11-06 06:21:19 PM

Goddamn you subby. I clicked on that link so fast I think I sprained something.
/Not saying Katy Perry isn't hot, but Zooey's on a whole other level.

Tyrone Slothrop

2009-11-06 06:22:23 PM

DIAF, subby.

caknuck

2009-11-06 06:23:33 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: DIAF, subby.

Seconded.

NYRBill

2009-11-06 06:28:15 PM

Treygreen13: After a long night of drunken, raucous lovemaking, you turn to her and say, "You know what sounds good right now? Waffle House hashbrowns!"

"I can't eat anything there!" she says.

...and at that moment, you ~~realize that you will never be able to enjoy late night, drunken post-coital smothered, covered and capped Waffle House hashbrowns~~ say "see you in a bit" and go.

FTFY
/Zooey > Katy

Funbags

2009-11-06 06:29:12 PM

You guys argue who's hotter, while I happily provide the meat for a Zooey/Kate sandwich.

Derwood

2009-11-06 06:29:29 PM

johnbc5: Zooey is hotter and sings better too. If you have not listened to the She and Him album you should give it a try.

I did. It's terrible. I expected more than knock-off 50's girl group songs from the talents of Ward and Zooey. So disappointing

Juney

2009-11-06 06:30:54 PM

Somebody should upload Zooey pic next to Katey pics just for scientific purposes. Though I still think Zooey is the more awesome twin.

bacondevil

2009-11-06 06:33:01 PM

johnbc5: Zooey is hotter and sings better too. If you have not listened to the She and Him album you should give it a try.

I agree, but I hate the cotton commercial she sings on. Not everything should be done in her style, sometimes her voice should play along with the song. Never get tired of her voice.

SirSuperpants

2009-11-06 06:34:23 PM

caknuck: Tyrone Slothrop: DIAF, subby.

Seconded.

Thirded.

Don't get me wrong, Katy Perry was pretty bonerific in a lot of those pics, but Zooey...ah, Zooey.

Travis_Bickle

2009-11-06 06:36:54 PM

WHERE ARE THE DAMN PICTURES?

NYRBill

2009-11-06 06:37:49 PM

doing my part:

Ruk

2009-11-06 06:39:11 PM

Came for pics of Zooey. Left dissatisfied.

/Farkers, you disappoint me

Ruk

2009-11-06 06:39:49 PM

I take back everything I said. Thanks, NYRBill!

uglyredhonda

2009-11-06 06:42:19 PM

NYRBill

2009-11-06 06:45:52 PM

Ruk: I take back everything I said. Thanks, NYRBill!

bonus material....

Lipo

2009-11-06 06:46:13 PM

A little better look at Katy Perry's semi-sheer corset. Everything but the nipples. http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/katy-perry/katy-perrys-big-boob-a djustment-005092Link (new window) probably NSFW

OtherLittleGuy

2009-11-06 06:46:42 PM

Since the line to penis Katy and Zooey is too long, I'll take take the Emily Deschanel Express Line.

/I'd bone Bones

Zombie Hitler

2009-11-06 06:48:01 PM

Goddamn. (new window)

Lipo

2009-11-06 06:49:41 PM

Damnit, Fark keeps adding spaces. Remove the spaces after boob

Probably NSFW

http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/katy-perry/katy-perrys-big-boob- a djustment-005092

Lipo

2009-11-06 06:50:21 PM

Thank you Zombie Hitler. Wouldn't post for me

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-11-06 06:51:24 PM

I wouldn't mind a sequel to The Happening starring Katy Perry.

Bring it on.

poot_rootbeer

2009-11-06 06:53:01 PM

Emily Deschanel nude:
s.ecrater.com

Forbidden Doughnut

2009-11-06 06:59:08 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Since the line to penis Katy and Zooey is too long, I'll take take the Emily Deschanel Express Line.

/I'd bone Bones

+1 Internets for you, my friend.

/ I agree.

Gangway Fathead

2009-11-06 07:02:47 PM

They're both lovely.

WhileAmericaBurns

2009-11-06 07:03:47 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Since the line to penis Katy and Zooey is too long, I'll take take the Emily Deschanel Express Line.

/I'd bone Bones

What a backhanded compliment.

Katy Perry is a butterface. I'll get you for this, subby.

NittLion78

2009-11-06 07:13:41 PM

That was fap-ulous.

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