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(ABC Action News) NewsFlash Not wanting to lose the title of most batsh*t crazy state in the US, Florida gunman goes on a rampage in an office building. At least 8 shot, 2 possibly dead   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 930
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2009-11-06 02:13:55 PM
WienerButt: Onix: That's about a 30 minute drive from where I live, and about 15 from where my father works. Scary shiat.

It's walking distance from where I am at RIGHT NOW. Scarier shiat. We don't know WTF is going on.


Then walk your ass down there, and give us some updates. And ham it up for the choppers with a big "I heart FARK" sign.
 
2009-11-06 02:14:22 PM
Add this to the list of reasons why I moved from Orlando to St. Augustine 4 months ago
 
2009-11-06 02:14:43 PM
Nogale: netweavr: Nogale: The scary part is that these things always come in threes: Ft. Hood, Orlando, ???

Some Marine went apeshiat... well, apeshiatier (he was a Marine) today and got all stabby. I don't think that will make the news though.

Where?


Link (new window)
 
2009-11-06 02:14:53 PM
Abox: I blame these shootings on company HR departments. I've trained new hires and you can tell from the first encounter which ones have that underlying anger and resentment for corporate structure...the ones that will resist all attempts at coaching them into common sense and spend their entire day pissed off, only happy when they find a like-minded soul to complain to. How these guys/gals slip past the interview process is a mystery to me.

We're good actors.
 
2009-11-06 02:15:05 PM
since we're here

19.media.tumblr.com
 
2009-11-06 02:15:06 PM
farky fark: gonna have to do better than that to make the spreekillers.org (new window) top 50.

USA! USA!

/we were slipping, but now catching up
 
2009-11-06 02:15:08 PM
unlikely: IKanHazaBukkit: The question here is which one will get more media time over the next week.

One has a name that suggest Islamic alignment, one Hispanic. What the hell do YOU think?


That some white Christian guy is going to start feeling competitive.
 
2009-11-06 02:15:22 PM
MilitaryTigger: /A nation of sheep with no sheepdogs is simply an easy feast for the wolves

We've got sheepdogs...the armed forces, police...

It's all these yappy poodles putting on sheepdog outfits, running around and pissing on everything that screws things up.
 
2009-11-06 02:15:33 PM
2:08 p.m.
AP: Company spokesman Mike Bernof told CNN all the people shot were in the firm's office. He could not say if any died. Bernof said Rodriguez was released in June 2007 for performance issues.

1:57 p.m.
Suspect Jason Rodriguez may possibly live at 4403 Prarie Court, in Orlando.
 
2009-11-06 02:15:44 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption: IKanHazaBukkit: The question here is which one will get more media time over the next week.

Which ever has more muslims.


THIS. Unless this Florida guy killed a bunch kids you can't beat a recent convert to Islam on a US military base shooting up the place.
 
2009-11-06 02:16:37 PM
Twitter sez that there was a report of a gunshot in the neighborhood of Rodriguez's residence
 
2009-11-06 02:16:49 PM
Atypical Person Reading Fark: That some white Christian guy is going to start feeling competitive.

I don't know if that'd make a trifecta, or the start of a Flush.
 
2009-11-06 02:17:02 PM
angelslogic: 1:57 p.m.
Suspect Jason Rodriguez may possibly live at 4403 Prarie Court, in Orlando.


/b/ will be sending Papa Johns
 
2009-11-06 02:17:02 PM
"If you're looking for the opportunity to take your career to the next level, RS&H is the company for you. We have a number of exciting career opportunities for creative, talented people who want to be a part of a growing dynamic firm."
 
2009-11-06 02:17:08 PM
Clearly not enough of you people are armed. The government should issue guns to everyone, whether they want them or not. That would nip this shiat in the bud.
 
2009-11-06 02:17:11 PM
In all seriousness, I only kinda wish they'd mistake Carlos Mencia for this guy.
 
2009-11-06 02:17:25 PM
angelslogic: 1:57 p.m.
Suspect Jason Rodriguez may possibly live at 4403 Prarie Court, in Orlando.


Well, that's it. He's never going to be able to have a quiet day again...
 
2009-11-06 02:17:29 PM
ravenlore: Twitter sez that there was a report of a gunshot in the neighborhood of Rodriguez's residence

hes probably just remodeling...
 
2009-11-06 02:17:37 PM
angelslogic: Suspect Jason Rodriguez may possibly live at 4403 Prarie Court, in Orlando.

I'll get on Google Earth and look for him right now!!!!
 
2009-11-06 02:18:02 PM
He was fired two years ago. Talk about festering anger.
 
2009-11-06 02:18:02 PM
mandrsn1: angelslogic: 1:57 p.m.
Suspect Jason Rodriguez may possibly live at 4403 Prarie Court, in Orlando.

/b/ will be sending Papa Johns


I lol'ed.

OOh, MSNBC reporting an ambulance pulling in to HollowBrook
 
2009-11-06 02:18:03 PM
see what living in orlando causes you to do.
 
2009-11-06 02:18:04 PM
SHIAT JUST GOT REAL
/ got nuttin
// jeep getting inspected right now
/// might get stabby/shooty if the give me grief
//// mobile farker slashies
 
2009-11-06 02:18:04 PM
crazyeddie:

Glenn Beck hasn't be on TV in 3 days raped and murdered a young girl in 1990

FTFY



I thought that was Bob Saget.
 
2009-11-06 02:18:48 PM
November spawned a monster
 
2009-11-06 02:18:53 PM
angelslogic: 1:50 p.m.
Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer is being briefed by police. Gov. Charlie Crist is on his way to Orlando.

Crist to the rescue!!! Suck it, atheists.


I wish I could explain why I found this so embarassingly laugh-out-loud funny, but I can't.
 
2009-11-06 02:19:01 PM
angelslogic: Bernof said Rodriguez was released in June 2007 for performance issues.

He just wasn't aiming high enough...

He didn't set his sights on his goals...

His performance was off-target...
 
2009-11-06 02:19:07 PM
at80eighty: since we're here

19.media.tumblr.com

Because the ball is 14" long and Foot-and-two-inches-ball just sounds stupid.
 
2009-11-06 02:19:12 PM
ravenlore: Twitter sez that there was a report of a gunshot in the neighborhood of Rodriguez's residence

When you've been on national TV having a shooting spree, being nice to the bastard that borrowed your lawnmower two months ago and didn't return it suddenly seems pointless.
 
2009-11-06 02:19:35 PM
klymen: HawgWild: Persians?!

Nah, it's not very Persian to kill people randomly. If we ever desire to do so, we'll get other people to do them.

/Persians and Americans Jews are more alike you may think


FTFY.
 
2009-11-06 02:19:51 PM
chookbillion: Kome: The_Sponge: Kome: Something like Britain or Japan would be a good place to look, if you want to have that conversation.


Bullshiat. Ever heard of The Second Amendment?

Yes. Know what a militia is?

a well-regulated militia, no less.


How about a crazy militia?
 
2009-11-06 02:20:10 PM
Listening to Orange County FL scanner frequencies now:

http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/?ctid=363
 
2009-11-06 02:20:19 PM
retard: hes probably just remodeling...

...and some poor bastard who picked the wrong day to put down his hardwood floor takes two to the chest from the police...
 
2009-11-06 02:20:21 PM
It may be going crazy now, but at least we had enough guns to beat the stupid British 233 years ago.


/go eat your crappy food
//and enjoy your shiatty weather
///and your ugly women
 
2009-11-06 02:20:23 PM
mjoven1975: angelslogic: 1:45 p.m.
Westbound I-4 is shut down. All westbound traffic is being diverted onto S.R. 417.

1:40 p.m.
Tolls have been suspended on:
» S.R. 408 between John Young Parkway and Conway Road
» S.R. 417 between I-4 and the Beachline.

1:37 p.m.
Police said family members of possible victims who were at the Gateway Center should meet at College Park Baptist Church, located at 1914 Edgewater Drive, Orlando.

1:36 p.m.
Sgt. Jones confirmed the shooting took place at Reynolds, Smith and Hills Inc., a business inside the Gateway Center.



With the shooter on the loose, is it really wise to be giving out the address where family members of victims are expected to gather?



It's ok. They'll be on holy ground.

/There can be only one?
 
2009-11-06 02:20:34 PM
My office is two blocks away from the shooting. We're on lockdown and there are cop cars EVERYWHERE. At the south end of Orange Street, though, everything is OK. I feel sorry for anybody who's on the I-4 right now...bumper-to-bumper traffic.
 
2009-11-06 02:20:35 PM
crazyeddie: WTF Indeed: Nogale: And here we go again!

Bets on motive?

Glenn Beck hasn't be on TV in 3 days raped and murdered a young girl in 1990

FTFY


How old was this girl and how did he kill her?

I don't care if it's true or not, but there is just something about that guy that screams "rapey, murdery type."
If you know what I'm saying...and I think you do.
 
2009-11-06 02:20:54 PM
seventypercent: Nogale: The scary part is that these things always come in threes: Ft. Hood, Orlando, ???

My money is on Ljubljana, Slovenia.


Last time I was there everyone seemed a little too busy commuting to Croatia or Bosnia for work to mount a home-turf massacre. If it's a Slovenian shooter, he'll be in Zagreb or Sarajevo.
 
2009-11-06 02:20:57 PM
eeeleeet: chookbillion: Kome: The_Sponge: Kome: Something like Britain or Japan would be a good place to look, if you want to have that conversation.


Bullshiat. Ever heard of The Second Amendment?

Yes. Know what a militia is?

a well-regulated militia, no less.

How about a crazy militia?



The KISS army?
 
2009-11-06 02:21:09 PM
seventypercent: I wish I could explain why I found this so embarassingly laugh-out-loud funny, but I can't.

I read that as Buddy DWYER...
 
2009-11-06 02:21:34 PM
MayoBoy: at80eighty: since we're here



Because the ball is 14" long and Foot-and-two-inches-ball just sounds stupid.


what about pigskin?
 
2009-11-06 02:22:06 PM
TacoBeelzebub: My office is two blocks away from the shooting.

Now we're zeroing in... do you have materials to make a nice "I heart FARK" sign?
 
2009-11-06 02:22:07 PM
bartink: Atypical Person Reading Fark: He could go right over to Disneyworld and just hang out - no one would ever pick him out in a huge crowd.

He is most likely to be caught with more people having a chance to recognize him, if you ask me.


In little studies I've done with my students, they are not at all good at picking out a person in a crowd after seeing his picture once or twice. They are good at categorizing the person (male, fortyish, Hispanic) but not at memorizing the facial features of a person they saw briefly - and this is when they know they're supposed to try.

I didn't make the experiment up - it's been published (it's not my own idea).

Most people on their way to Disneyworld didn't hear the news and they're not glued to their TV's or teh internets.

Be a perfect place to hang out for awhile. Exit with the massive crowds at the end of the day, even with photo surveillance, they won't be able to find him quickly in a huge crowd.

He does need a different car, though or to take public transportation to his next hiding spot.

That's another place that you can hide in plain sight: a bus. People on the bus are not that likely to remember a face they saw briefly (if they even watch CNN).

Most people in America wouldn't be able to pick out Major Malik or this guy in a crowd today. That's why even with good photos of criminals (like the ones from convenience store robberies in my own medium sized town) it's usually someone who actually knows the guy who turns him in.

But it is a big building, maybe he is dead in some non-obvious place. I'll try and post to eat crow later if it turns out I'm wrong.
 
2009-11-06 02:22:13 PM
gorgor: wage0048: gorgor: Bullet Flu

What, no picture?

whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yg9ygre
(copy and paste)



While I appreciate the boobies, what's that picture have to do with bullets or the flu?
 
2009-11-06 02:22:13 PM
Twitter sez they got him alive.
 
2009-11-06 02:22:44 PM
I wonder if one mass shooting does trigger another act of mass violence. Something about hearing it on the news, and the part of the brain that has been thinking about it just clicks and so does the slide pulling back...
 
2009-11-06 02:23:04 PM
NRA: Competence not required
 
2009-11-06 02:23:12 PM
the_rev: Now we're zeroing in... do you have materials to make a nice "I heart FARK" sign?

"Quick...someone send the intern out to buy glue and glitter!"
 
2009-11-06 02:23:14 PM
Observatory: crazyeddie: WTF Indeed: Nogale: And here we go again!

Bets on motive?

Glenn Beck hasn't be on TV in 3 days raped and murdered a young girl in 1990

FTFY

How old was this girl and how did he kill her?

I don't care if it's true or not, but there is just something about that guy that screams "rapey, murdery type."
If you know what I'm saying...and I think you do.


The city of Houston (where Beck was living at the time) have a couple of cold cases that fit the bill.
 
2009-11-06 02:23:34 PM
they said they apprehended him.
 
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