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(ABC Action News) NewsFlash Not wanting to lose the title of most batsh*t crazy state in the US, Florida gunman goes on a rampage in an office building. At least 8 shot, 2 possibly dead   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 930
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2009-11-06 02:05:20 PM
I blame these shootings on company HR departments. I've trained new hires and you can tell from the first encounter which ones have that underlying anger and resentment for corporate structure...the ones that will resist all attempts at coaching them into common sense and spend their entire day pissed off, only happy when they find a like-minded soul to complain to. How these guys/gals slip past the interview process is a mystery to me.
 
2009-11-06 02:05:44 PM
IXI Jim IXI: the_rev: jiggs: I was supposed to consult at that building today. On a lmid-level floor. It is pretty big building.

If you'd been there, none of this would have happened. How can you live with yourself?

This shooter was distinctly heard to say, as he walked in the door, "If I don't run into that guy jiggs today, I'm just gonna start shooting people!"


"I was here for some consulting. Fcucker didn't show. Prepare to die."
 
2009-11-06 02:05:57 PM
The scary part is that these things always come in threes: Ft. Hood, Orlando, ???
 
2009-11-06 02:06:09 PM
We're getting reports that Rodriquez may be inside the balloon.
 
2009-11-06 02:06:15 PM
Mr. Chainsaw: Short memory, huh?

Guess you didn't know that guns weren't allowed on the campus.
 
2009-11-06 02:06:29 PM
Mr. Chainsaw: Knucklepopper: Notice how nobody ever tries this bullshiat in Arizona?
Open-carry, baby. Open. Carry.

Link (new window)

Short memory, huh?


Ever heard of a Gun Free Zone? That university is one of them. Worked out well for them didn't it?
 
2009-11-06 02:06:30 PM
walterfootball.com
 
2009-11-06 02:07:02 PM
TanClan32773: Unconfirmed Report:
Shooter's car has been spotted at/near the Albertson's on Curry Ford Road. No other information is available at this time.


To Do List:

Walk the dog
Mow the lawn
Shoot up office building

buy milk, bread, soda
 
2009-11-06 02:07:13 PM
OMG! I live in the same time zone that building is in. I'm going to hold my little one extra tight tonight.

/yes, I mean masturbate.
 
2009-11-06 02:07:26 PM
IKanHazaBukkit: The question here is which one will get more media time over the next week.

One has a name that suggest Islamic alignment, one Hispanic. What the hell do YOU think?
 
2009-11-06 02:07:26 PM
CNN is reporting that one of the victims is in "highly critical" condition at a local hospital.

Last report is that he called the nurses ugly, and commented that the scrambled eggs were freakin' AWFUL.
 
2009-11-06 02:07:55 PM
gunmen spotted
chadfilmblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-11-06 02:08:01 PM
Nogale: The scary part is that these things always come in threes: Ft. Hood, Orlando, ???

Actually, they come in groups of 127s. It's just that people are too lazy to keep track.
 
2009-11-06 02:08:01 PM
Shooter was overheard saying he eats pieces of shiat like you for breakfast.
 
2009-11-06 02:08:30 PM
Atypical Person Reading Fark: CNN says he was fired two years ago for poor performance, and that's the police lady says it's not uncommon for people to stew for two years.

June 2007, he was let go.


I bet he blames Obama.
 
2009-11-06 02:08:30 PM
Blipvert: CNN is reporting that one of the victims is in "highly critical" condition at a local hospital.

Last report is that he called the nurses ugly, and commented that the scrambled eggs were freakin' AWFUL.


*snert*
 
2009-11-06 02:08:49 PM
Abox 2009-11-06 02:05:20 PM
I blame these shootings on company HR departments. I've trained new hires and you can tell from the first encounter which ones have that underlying anger and resentment for corporate structure...the ones that will resist all attempts at coaching them into common sense and spend their entire day pissed off, only happy when they find a like-minded soul to complain to. How these guys/gals slip past the interview process is a mystery to me



I blame corporate zombies like you.
 
2009-11-06 02:08:53 PM
Blipvert: CNN is reporting that one of the victims is in "highly critical" condition at a local hospital.

Last report is that he called the nurses ugly, and commented that the scrambled eggs were freakin' AWFUL.


Now THAT's funny.
 
2009-11-06 02:08:55 PM
Just wierd. WTF is wrong with people? And why does one whack job going off always set off a couple of others that were on the fence?

Someone stitting at home thinking about how nuts they are, sees some travasty on the news, and thinks "That sonds like a good idea".
 
2009-11-06 02:08:56 PM
One Thirty-two and Bush: OMG! I live in the same time zone that building is in. I'm going to hold my little one extra tight tonight.

/yes, I mean masturbate.


Well, if you and the kid have worked out that arrangement, who are we to judge?
 
2009-11-06 02:08:59 PM
HawgWild: Persians?!

Nah, it's not very Persian to kill people randomly. If we ever desire to do so, we'll get other people to do them.

/Persians and Americans are more alike you may think
 
2009-11-06 02:09:17 PM
Nogale: The scary part is that these things always come in threes: Ft. Hood, Orlando, ???

Quebec?
 
2009-11-06 02:09:26 PM
I bet he's a Christian. Christianity, the religion of peace. Right guys? Right?
 
2009-11-06 02:09:35 PM
atlanta_ufo: That's why I don't carry a gun, cause I would end up using it.

I'm betting you wouldn't. Most people who carry are responsible about it, and calm the down when they are carrying. I'm not a violent guy, but when I'm carrying (even concealed) if someone gets in my face I back the fark down immediately. Yeah, there's a lot of big talk all over the place, but when it comes right down to it sane folks don't actually kill over small shiat. And those that are willing to, well, banning guns isn't going to stop them.
 
2009-11-06 02:09:41 PM
Nogale: The scary part is that these things always come in threes: Ft. Hood, Orlando, ???

I thought that was just celebrity deaths...
 
2009-11-06 02:09:42 PM
The_Sponge: Despite the shiatty economy, we're still a first world nation....there's nothing wrong with making that claim.


Did you miss the point or choose to evade it?
 
2009-11-06 02:09:43 PM
So instead of "Allah Akbar" was he shouting "Yo Quiero Taco Bell"?

/I'm sophisticated
 
2009-11-06 02:09:49 PM
Nogale: The scary part is that these things always come in threes: Ft. Hood, Orlando, ???

Some Marine went apeshiat... well, apeshiatier (he was a Marine) today and got all stabby. I don't think that will make the news though.
 
2009-11-06 02:09:51 PM
1:56 p.m.
Trinity Lutheran School, on Livingston and Magnolia streets, is on lockdown.
Bishop Moore High School, on Edgewater Drive, is also on lockdown. Officials said all students are safe in the cafeteria, and asked that you refrain from calling or texting your students.

1:55 p.m.
Lockdown lifted at Orlando Regional Medical Center.

1:50 p.m.
Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer is being briefed by police. Gov. Charlie Crist is on his way to Orlando.



Crist to the rescue!!! Suck it, atheists.
 
2009-11-06 02:09:55 PM
Blipvert: CNN is reporting that one of the victims is in "highly critical" condition at a local hospital.

Last report is that he called the nurses ugly, and commented that the scrambled eggs were freakin' AWFUL.


lulz

On a more serious note, what's your bet on the next news flash event, oh psychic one?
 
2009-11-06 02:10:11 PM
Abox

I blame these shootings on company HR departments. I've trained new hires and you can tell from the first encounter which ones have that underlying anger and resentment...

I hear you. With the enormous amount of assholes in management positions, it's a miracle there aren't more workplace shootings.
 
2009-11-06 02:10:41 PM
Golden_Eternity: Someone picked the wrong day to fix the glitch.

Maybe but studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.
 
2009-11-06 02:10:53 PM
One Thirty-two and Bush: OMG! I live in the same time zone that building is in. I'm going to hold my little one extra tight tonight.

/yes, I mean masturbate.


be careful, some people say she's a spitter.

/subtle
 
2009-11-06 02:11:16 PM
You see an article online titled: "Mass shooting in the US". It's a damn shame when you don't know if it's referring to Ft. Hood or Orlando.

/damn shame.
//damn damn shame.
 
2009-11-06 02:11:20 PM
To all the asshats clamoring for gun control... Man up, support your beliefs and plant one of these signs in your front yard or on your apartment door (the door down to your mom's basement doesn't count).

www.funnyandjokes.com

/A nation of sheep with no sheepdogs is simply an easy feast for the wolves
 
2009-11-06 02:11:21 PM
population control?
 
2009-11-06 02:11:33 PM
WienerButt: Onix: That's about a 30 minute drive from where I live, and about 15 from where my father works. Scary shiat.

It's walking distance from where I am at RIGHT NOW. Scarier shiat. We don't know WTF is going on.


Stay safe and indoors.
 
2009-11-06 02:11:44 PM
both dudes probably got the swine flu vaccine and most likely experienced harsh side effects from it...

/i'll be over here with my tin foil
 
2009-11-06 02:11:53 PM
Yeah, it's always been like this, now law enforecment is just so good actually that it generally takes random crap like this to create shiatstorms.

Up until the 80's and maybe early 90's there were REAL terrorist threats like the IRA, Baader-Meinhoff Gang, Red Army Faction, PLO, lots others I can't think of off hand... Iran hostage crisis, heck lots of hostage or airline events. It's not new, just different.
 
2009-11-06 02:11:53 PM
spartywrx: Mr. Chainsaw: Knucklepopper: Notice how nobody ever tries this bullshiat in Arizona?
Open-carry, baby. Open. Carry.

Link (new window)

Short memory, huh?

Ever heard of a Gun Free Zone? That university is one of them. Worked out well for them didn't it?


It has happened at least twice here in Phoenix in the past few years. One was an ex-employee who shot his former boss on Cave Creek road near Hatcher, and the other was fired security guard who shot a couple of co-workers on 25th Ave. north of Dunlap. I don't have links to the news stories, but my husband saw the first shooting and heard the second one as he was driving to work.
 
2009-11-06 02:11:54 PM
netweavr: Nogale: The scary part is that these things always come in threes: Ft. Hood, Orlando, ???

Some Marine went apeshiat... well, apeshiatier (he was a Marine) today and got all stabby. I don't think that will make the news though.


Where?
 
2009-11-06 02:12:15 PM
WTF Indeed: Nogale: And here we go again!

Bets on motive?

Glenn Beck hasn't be on TV in 3 days raped and murdered a young girl in 1990


FTFY
 
2009-11-06 02:12:33 PM
retard: Atypical Person Reading Fark: If this guy was trying to commit suicide by cop, he needs a little refresher course.

all he needs is a good disguise and this guy is as good as gone...


I was thinking the same thing. The reporter on CNN is completely convinced he's already killed himself - but I think it's possible he got away.

There's no way the building barricades went up instantaneously. He fled the scene and could be miles away.

He could go right over to Disneyworld and just hang out - no one would ever pick him out in a huge crowd.
 
2009-11-06 02:12:53 PM
jiggs: Someone stitting at home thinking about how nuts they are, sees some travasty on the news, and thinks "That sonds like a good idea".

farm3.static.flickr.com

Ain't that the truth...
 
2009-11-06 02:12:54 PM
OhioKnight: So instead of "Allah Akbar" was he shouting "Yo Quiero Taco Bell"?

/I'm sophisticated


I thought they shouted black taco?

/charlie murphy
 
2009-11-06 02:13:14 PM
Nogale: The scary part is that these things always come in threes: Ft. Hood, Orlando, ???

My money is on Ljubljana, Slovenia.
 
2009-11-06 02:13:28 PM
crazyeddie: WTF Indeed: Nogale: And here we go again!

Bets on motive?

Glenn Beck hasn't be on TV in 3 days raped and murdered a young girl in 1990

FTFY


He was angry at Glenn Beck?
 
2009-11-06 02:13:29 PM
I think Robert Earl Keen covered this kind of thing a while back.

You take off from work a bit early
The boss doesn't care if you stay
The guard with the key has to check your ID
But he'd just as soon blow you away

The cops have stopped ten miles of traffic
They're sorry for all the delay
No need for alarm as they're waving their arms
But they'd just as soon blow you away
 
2009-11-06 02:13:32 PM
Atypical Person Reading Fark: He could go right over to Disneyworld and just hang out - no one would ever pick him out in a huge crowd.

He is most likely to be caught with more people having a chance to recognize him, if you ask me.
 
2009-11-06 02:13:43 PM
toddalmighty: On a more serious note, what's your bet on the next news flash event, oh psychic one?

I should have seen this one coming, right? Too obvious though, with 200 million people out there, at least one will look at a mass shooting and go "well THAT seems like a damned good idea!".

I'll let TFD know if I get any more weird vibes. I'll post if I get an odd premonition as well.
 
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