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(ABC Action News) NewsFlash Not wanting to lose the title of most batsh*t crazy state in the US, Florida gunman goes on a rampage in an office building. At least 8 shot, 2 possibly dead   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 930
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2009-11-06 01:06:12 PM  
Having my CCW at work no longer seems crazy to some of you anymore does it....
 
2009-11-06 01:06:30 PM  
TV Reports - Police looking for suspect in blue shirt and jeans.

[looks down]shiat, I'm the suspect!!!!


/That guy should stand out in a crowd.
//Obviously.
///Look for the big rifle.
 
2009-11-06 01:06:36 PM  
Crown_of_Shoes: RocketCan: Pretty soon Fark's new slogan will be "It's not news, it's a bunch of News Flash tags."

That's one thing they haven't decided to abuse yet.

/still, little more than a troll-fest now.


Lets hope that the trolls get bored of this stuff. Maybe we can ignore the problem so they just leave.
 
2009-11-06 01:07:18 PM  
Nogale: And here we go again!

Bets on motive?


Glenn Beck hasn't be on TV in 3 days.
 
2009-11-06 01:07:25 PM  
The hospital I am in no way affiliated with has been shut down because of so many traumas. Not sure if the number the media is giving out is correct..

/just saying
 
2009-11-06 01:07:25 PM  
Well, poop. Just waiting for the "nutjob with a gun" trifecta to be complete so I can cancel my bullet proof vest order on Amazon.
 
2009-11-06 01:07:31 PM  
Does this huge influx of violence scare the shiat out of anybody else in our country? I am only 21. I don't know if it was like this when older generations were growing up. Perhaps it was, but just not widespreadly reported because they didnt run news 24-7 back then. Either way, it's a big issue, and I can't grasp why we aren't getting psych type people in schools to teach our kids nonviolent conflict resolution, and doing everything we farking can to figure out what makes people do these awful things and find a way to fix it. We have computers and unmanned drones and MRI machines and a pill for every farking ailment. Why is stopping humans from killing eachother so low on the list? We're supposed to be a country of innovators. Surely this violence can be stopped, slowed, or at least dampened, some how some way.
 
2009-11-06 01:07:33 PM  
Before the police stopped the 'interview', a reporter got to talk to a worker at the building this took place at, who said that the suspect was a former employee who hasn't worked there for years.
 
2009-11-06 01:07:47 PM  
Kazakhstan is greatest country in the world: TFA: "Two dead in Orlando office building shooting"

...and unemployment [official] just surged passed 10%

/coincidence? I think not


"NEWS FLASH" New job openings at orlando office building.
 
2009-11-06 01:07:55 PM  
rastjr: Too many guns.


Nope....just too many trolls like you.
 
2009-11-06 01:07:58 PM  
Jeez, is this "Take your Pistols To Work" week or something?
 
2009-11-06 01:08:00 PM  
Make that 10.199998% unemployment
 
2009-11-06 01:08:02 PM  
Wow. Shooter got away. That is rare
 
2009-11-06 01:08:03 PM  
dentalhilljack: TV Reports - Police looking for suspect in blue shirt and jeans.

[looks down]shiat, I'm the suspect!!!!


Aww damnit, me too
 
2009-11-06 01:08:14 PM  
Cyberluddite: Only 8 shot in this one, but something like 31 yesterday at Ft. Hood. I guess it's true what they say--everything's bigger in Texas!!

Only proves subby's headline from yesterday, doesn't it?
 
2009-11-06 01:08:19 PM  
WTF Indeed: Nogale: And here we go again!

Bets on motive?

Glenn Beck hasn't be on TV in 3 days.


Are you suggesting that's a motive or are you positing a suspect?
 
2009-11-06 01:08:22 PM  
The_Sponge: rastjr: Too many guns.


Nope....just too many trolls like you.



God, you are an idiot.
 
2009-11-06 01:08:25 PM  
i like the description of suspect: blue polo and jeans. thanks. youve just narrowed it down the entire male population.
 
2009-11-06 01:08:32 PM  
i44.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-06 01:08:42 PM  
Just to point out, gun control in Canada isn't that much stricter (really) than in the U.S.

My point? The USA has a cultural problem with guns and gun usage.
 
2009-11-06 01:08:58 PM  
The_Sponge: craxyd: The_Sponge: Rev. Skarekroe: Must be something going around.


Full moon?

That was on Halloween

The funeral is today and they will closing off the area near Seattle Center. Or so I hear. We just moved out of Seattle and I am damn happy about it.
That would explain why some crazy fark shot and killed a Seattle police officer while the officer was sitting in his car. (On Halloween.)

aw shiat, I typed in wrong spot, oh well
 
2009-11-06 01:09:07 PM  
I'm staying home tomorrow, farking trifecta is in play now.
 
2009-11-06 01:09:10 PM  
retard: Kazakhstan is greatest country in the world: TFA: "Two dead in Orlando office building shooting"

...and unemployment [official] just surged passed 10%

/coincidence? I think not

"NEWS FLASH" New job openings at orlando office building.


WINNER!
 
2009-11-06 01:09:25 PM  
Let me guess, he's an Arab?
 
2009-11-06 01:09:25 PM  
Sounds like LE has identified the shooter, but aren't releasing this info.
 
2009-11-06 01:09:30 PM  
SurfaceTension: BOSS
Pretend you're me. You find this.
What would you do?

Jack rises slowly, walks to his door, shuts it.

JACK
Me? I'd be very careful who I talked
to about this. It sounds like
someone dangerous wrote it... someone
who might snap at any moment,
stalking from office to office with
an Armalite AR-10 Carbine-gas
semiautomatic, bitterly pumping round
after round into colleagues and co-
workers.

Jack moves very close to Boss, picks up the PAPER and starts
tearing it into pieces.

JACK
Might be someone you've known for
years... somebody very close to you.
Or, maybe you shouldn't be bringing
me every little piece of trash you
pick up.


Pop Quiz: What does it mean when the American flag is at half mast at the post office?

Answer: They're hiring.
 
2009-11-06 01:09:39 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-06 01:09:42 PM  
What is wrong with people this week?
Can't we all just get along?
 
2009-11-06 01:09:43 PM  
twobux: dentalhilljack: TV Reports - Police looking for suspect in blue shirt and jeans.

[looks down]shiat, I'm the suspect!!!!

Aww damnit, me too


Lack of colour coordination much?
 
2009-11-06 01:09:47 PM  
Video Link:
http://www.wesh.com/video/21541407/index.html
 
2009-11-06 01:09:56 PM  
The Abbey of Winter Park, LLC

is one of the tenets. I bet this is religous...
 
2009-11-06 01:09:57 PM  
Ya gotta wonder if this guy had been planning this for year, whacking off over his plans, cleaning his guns naked and is totally pissed because the Fort Hood thing happened yesterday.
 
2009-11-06 01:10:07 PM  
The Penguin Menace is behind this, I know it!
 
2009-11-06 01:10:11 PM  
Lollerwaffle: Does this huge influx of violence scare the shiat out of anybody else in our country? I am only 21.

Welcome to the world, kid. It's a violent place.

"Thieves get rich, saints get shot and God don't answer prayers a lot." / Obscure? Maybe
 
2009-11-06 01:10:19 PM  
1 p.m.
The Orange County Sheriff's Office said they are looking for an armed man wearing a light blue polo shirt and jeans.

12:56 p.m.
Orlando Regional Medical Center is on lockdown. No one can get in or out, with the exception of patients with life-threatening conditions.

12:54 p.m.
Edgewater High School is on lockdown in relation to the situation, authorities said.
 
2009-11-06 01:10:29 PM  
try fect taa daa: Wow. Shooter got away. That is rare

You must not know Orlando very well. The police in this city are essentially bulkier versions of Barney Fife.
 
2009-11-06 01:10:33 PM  
what is wrong with you men? At least when we go postal, we have the decency to keep the carnage within our small personal circles.
 
2009-11-06 01:10:57 PM  
Shinigami-sama: i like the description of suspect: blue polo and jeans. thanks. youve just narrowed it down the entire male population.

Disgruntled Best Buy employee.
 
2009-11-06 01:11:04 PM  
Kome: WTF Indeed: Nogale: And here we go again!

Bets on motive?

Glenn Beck hasn't be on TV in 3 days.

Are you suggesting that's a motive or are you positing a suspect?


Motive, but we don't know he's not suspect till he denies it.
 
2009-11-06 01:11:06 PM  
TGIF!
 
2009-11-06 01:11:10 PM  
was he muslim?
 
2009-11-06 01:11:14 PM  
Lollerwaffle: Does this huge influx of violence scare the shiat out of anybody else in our country? I am only 21. I don't know if it was like this when older generations were growing up. Perhaps it was, but just not widespreadly reported because they didnt run news 24-7 back then. Either way, it's a big issue, and I can't grasp why we aren't getting psych type people in schools to teach our kids nonviolent conflict resolution, and doing everything we farking can to figure out what makes people do these awful things and find a way to fix it. We have computers and unmanned drones and MRI machines and a pill for every farking ailment. Why is stopping humans from killing eachother so low on the list? We're supposed to be a country of innovators. Surely this violence can be stopped, slowed, or at least dampened, some how some way.

youre thinking too much. take that intelligent thought elsewhere.
 
2009-11-06 01:11:30 PM  
Lollerwaffle: Does this huge influx of violence scare the shiat out of anybody else in our country? I am only 21.

Ah, you weren't really alive through most of the 80s. Let's put it this way...the term "going Postal" isn't just a term someone made up out of thin air.
 
2009-11-06 01:11:47 PM  
rastjr: The_Sponge: rastjr: Too many guns.


Nope....just too many trolls like you.


God, you are an idiot.



That's all you have?

Fark off....why don't you tell us what kind of gun laws you would like to see? You're either a wuss or a troll....please let us know which one it is.
 
2009-11-06 01:11:53 PM  
SlothB77: was he muslim?

Back off, buddy, I already trolled that subject. It's mine.
 
2009-11-06 01:11:55 PM  
So the cops know who the shooter is, but will not disclose the info! And the shooter is at large.
Nice.
 
2009-11-06 01:12:06 PM  
CaptainJim: What is wrong with people this week?
Can't we all just get along?


Eh... statistically speaking there's enough people in this country that eventually a few of them will go full retard within a short period of time of one another. It's still terrible, but this isn't indicative of anything more than two rare incidents occurring within a short period of time.
 
2009-11-06 01:12:19 PM  
shall i be the first to predict a shooting trifecta?
 
2009-11-06 01:12:27 PM  
Next Friday's Smoking Gun: "Match the shooter with his scene."
 
2009-11-06 01:12:28 PM  
remember remember the fifth (and sixth?) of november
 
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