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(ABC Action News) NewsFlash Not wanting to lose the title of most batsh*t crazy state in the US, Florida gunman goes on a rampage in an office building. At least 8 shot, 2 possibly dead   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 930
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2009-11-06 01:00:18 PM
When will the government supply us with more bullet vaccines!!!
 
2009-11-06 01:00:20 PM
We obviously need more guns in this country. How the hell can we normal people defend ourselves when these madmen start shooting if we are not armed?

I say if you are 18 or over, you should be required to carry a firearm at all times in public.
 
2009-11-06 01:00:23 PM
Looks kinda like the parking entrance in die hard. Pal.
 
2009-11-06 01:00:27 PM
Disgruntled employees shooting up the place are only newsworthy if they're Moooslim.
 
2009-11-06 01:00:30 PM
If he yelled "Jesus is my lord and savior" before opening fire, can we blame Christianity?
 
2009-11-06 01:00:37 PM
Well I'm surprised there hasn't been more unemployed people going crazy and shooting a bunch of executives for getting huge bonuses.
 
2009-11-06 01:00:44 PM
Cornwell: Nogale: And here we go again!

Bets on motive?

€10 says disgruntled ex-employee.


Mine says "day trader".
 
2009-11-06 01:00:47 PM
In Florida this is also known as Casual Friday.
 
2009-11-06 01:00:52 PM
Your mom and me: Whatever happened to just punching people you were very very frustrated with? Or even talking to them?

Not in my America.
 
2009-11-06 01:00:52 PM
The_Sponge: Rev. Skarekroe: Must be something going around.


Full moon?


That was on Halloween
 
2009-11-06 01:00:53 PM
ObamaTIME!

/yeah, like you wouldn't be blaming Bush
 
2009-11-06 01:01:09 PM
w00ty: funny, CNN's website doesn't consider this a front page story.

It's in there...

imgur.com
 
2009-11-06 01:01:12 PM
Both related links are about Ft. Hood.

Facepalm for Fail.
 
2009-11-06 01:01:33 PM
Multiple floors.
 
2009-11-06 01:01:34 PM
The_Sponge: Rev. Skarekroe: Must be something going around.

Full moon?


And it's Friday, along with a Full Moon. Which is a double whammy.

/when I was working, that's when all the loons would either call or visit.
 
2009-11-06 01:01:36 PM
Sweet, these shooting threads really help to liven up boring afternoons.
 
2009-11-06 01:01:49 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: We obviously need more guns in this country. How the hell can we normal people defend ourselves when these madmen start shooting if we are not armed?

I say if you are 18 or over, you should be required to carry a firearm at all times in public.



No farking way.

/Do support concealed carry, though.
 
2009-11-06 01:01:52 PM
No one thought the Zombies would be armed. That changes everything.
 
2009-11-06 01:01:53 PM
Gwendolyn: Well I'm surprised there hasn't been more unemployed people going crazy and shooting a bunch of executives for getting huge bonuses.

We can only dream
 
2009-11-06 01:02:11 PM
I'm off to make sure my employees are 100% gruntled; I don't want to get shot before the weekend.
 
2009-11-06 01:02:11 PM
again?
 
2009-11-06 01:02:18 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-11-06 01:02:27 PM
Sad.
 
2009-11-06 01:02:49 PM
I liver here in FL. the reporting is bullshiat. these guys could be giving more relevant information like the trees are green or the street is paved. Seriously people are calling in with stories like "I was getting my hair done 2 blocks away..."

2 confirmed dead.

/typing this from the sub-basement of the building so I'm getting a really ....ahhHHHHHHHH!
 
2009-11-06 01:02:59 PM
BritneysSpeculum: If he yelled "Jesus is my lord and savior" before opening fire, can we blame Christianity?

Nope.

Says here in the playbook that something like that would make him a "liberal agnostic manchurian candidate attentionwhore!"
 
2009-11-06 01:03:12 PM
Is the Religion of PeaceTM involved?
I heard that it is a really popular religion.
 
2009-11-06 01:03:18 PM
Do I have to start wearing armor to work? farkin' hell people!
 
2009-11-06 01:03:19 PM
Pretty soon Fark's new slogan will be "It's not news, it's a bunch of News Flash tags."
 
2009-11-06 01:03:21 PM
RockIsDead: /yeah, like you wouldn't be blaming Bush

Seeing how much of an anti-gun advocate he was and all....
 
2009-11-06 01:03:26 PM
Given recent headlines, it seems that Florida and Texas are in active competition here....I wonder which one will "win" in the end?

/ Texas does deserve its own tag, IMHO.
 
2009-11-06 01:03:27 PM
craxyd: The_Sponge: Rev. Skarekroe: Must be something going around.


Full moon?

That was on Halloween



That would explain why some crazy fark shot and killed a Seattle police officer while the officer was sitting in his car. (On Halloween.)
 
2009-11-06 01:03:37 PM
deadapostle: w00ty: funny, CNN's website doesn't consider this a front page story.

It's in there...


yah i saw it. you'd think it'd be in slightly larger lettering, though. :)
 
2009-11-06 01:03:54 PM
www.ivandavidoff.com

Oh, for corn's sake! KNOCK IT OFF!
 
2009-11-06 01:03:54 PM
deadapostle: w00ty: funny, CNN's website doesn't consider this a front page story.

It's in there...


Dog bites man

/Its Florida
 
2009-11-06 01:03:57 PM
RocketCan: Pretty soon Fark's new slogan will be "It's not news, it's a bunch of News Flash tags."

That's one thing they haven't decided to abuse yet.

/still, little more than a troll-fest now.
 
2009-11-06 01:03:57 PM
electricblue: I liver here in FL. the reporting is bullshiat. these guys could be giving more relevant information like the trees are green or the street is paved. Seriously people are calling in with stories like "I was getting my hair done 2 blocks away..."

2 confirmed dead.

/typing this from the sub-basement of the building so I'm getting a really ....ahhHHHHHHHH!


Is the building Castle Arrgh?
 
2009-11-06 01:04:02 PM
Nogale: Bets on

Guy in bad financial straits, family doesn't know a thing, decides to off them before going to the office and shooting until he's committed suicide by cop
 
2009-11-06 01:04:25 PM
They should have just gave him back his goddamn stapler.
 
2009-11-06 01:04:37 PM
Only 8 shot in this one, but something like 31 yesterday at Ft. Hood. I guess it's true what they say--everything's bigger in Texas!!
 
2009-11-06 01:04:39 PM
Your mom and me: Whatever happened to just punching people you were very very frustrated with? Or even talking to them?

You're not even allowed to roll your eyes anymore.
 
2009-11-06 01:04:47 PM

Keep away from me, all of you farkers.


www.seanax.com

 
2009-11-06 01:04:52 PM
timmy_the_tooth: I wish the whole South would just secede.

i think florida is more like New York south.
i guess that would be South New York. i dont know about orlando but pretty much everything south of it.
 
2009-11-06 01:04:58 PM
Too many guns.
 
2009-11-06 01:05:05 PM
Nogale: And here we go again!

Bets on motive?



He was depressed because of gambling debts.
 
2009-11-06 01:05:12 PM
publicola.net


What an Orlando shooter might look like.
 
2009-11-06 01:05:28 PM
Cornwell: Nogale: And here we go again!

Bets on motive?

€10 says disgruntled ex-employee.


Human being from Florida
 
2009-11-06 01:05:31 PM
God damn.

Hope the TFer that posted two days ago that he/she was wondering why there haven't been any interesting newsflashes recently is feeling pretty good about that.
 
2009-11-06 01:05:38 PM
TFA: "Two dead in Orlando office building shooting"

...and unemployment [official] just surged passed 10%

/coincidence? I think not
 
2009-11-06 01:05:45 PM
www.abcactionnews.com

Thank you Google! Now I can travel there and possibly be dead, too!
 
2009-11-06 01:05:50 PM
BOSS
Pretend you're me. You find this.
What would you do?

Jack rises slowly, walks to his door, shuts it.

JACK
Me? I'd be very careful who I talked
to about this. It sounds like
someone dangerous wrote it... someone
who might snap at any moment,
stalking from office to office with
an Armalite AR-10 Carbine-gas
semiautomatic, bitterly pumping round
after round into colleagues and co-
workers.

Jack moves very close to Boss, picks up the PAPER and starts
tearing it into pieces.

JACK
Might be someone you've known for
years... somebody very close to you.
Or, maybe you shouldn't be bringing
me every little piece of trash you
pick up.
 
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