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(BBC)   Scientists map the body's bacteria. Your mom alone required a team of Sherpas, a wing of the NIH Library, and the efforts of the entire National Geographic Society   ( news.bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, National Geographic, bacteria, atlas, NIH Library, foreheads, experts, immune systems, transplanting  
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2009-11-06 12:27:31 PM  
Yo momma so fat, when she go to the theater, she sits next to everyone...
 
2009-11-06 12:35:12 PM  
Clearly subby knows my mom quite well.
 
2009-11-06 12:46:28 PM  
Sperm isn't bacteria
 
rmz
2009-11-06 01:00:20 PM  
Don't forget a spelunking team.
 
2009-11-06 01:06:00 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Sperm isn't bacteria


But gonorrhea is.
 
2009-11-06 01:20:04 PM  

rmz: Don't forget a spelunking team.


Did they find my car keys?
 
2009-11-06 02:08:19 PM  

Kome: But gonorrhea is.


As are chlamydia and syphilis.
 
2009-11-06 02:30:26 PM  
Fun fact: you have 10 times more bacteria in and on your body than actual human cells.

/microbiology professor.
 
2009-11-06 02:49:53 PM  

ricewater_stool: Fun fact: you have 10 times more bacteria in and on your body than actual human cells.

/microbiology professor.


Not so fun fact: After sleeping with 2 particular ex-girlfriends of mine, you would have 11 times more bacteria in and on your body than actual human cells.
 
2009-11-06 03:00:15 PM  
I'm within sight of the NIH Library (National Library of Medicine) right now.
 
2009-11-06 04:19:31 PM  
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT
 
2009-11-06 04:21:49 PM  
Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
 
2009-11-06 04:22:04 PM  
Be sure to wipe your dick on the curtains.
 
2009-11-06 04:23:05 PM  
Bacteria are cute.

loxosceles.org
 
2009-11-06 04:23:57 PM  

gorgor: Be sure to wipe your dick on the curtains.


What, you don't got a pic for that?
 
2009-11-06 04:24:03 PM  
That's Mom's armpit alright.
 
2009-11-06 04:24:46 PM  
Why do healthy people have such different microbial communities?

Some people take public transportation.
 
2009-11-06 04:24:50 PM  
Ya mama so fat, fat motherf*ckers drive by her house and yell "Fat biatch!!"
 
2009-11-06 04:24:58 PM  
Article fail. There was no map displayed. If they're gonna talk about a map of bacteria I wanna see a schematic diagram of the human skin with different colors, shapes and sizes of data points.
 
2009-11-06 04:25:32 PM  

NuttierThanEver: rmz: Don't forget a spelunking team.

Did they find my car keys?


No, but if someone doesn't move the Buick, we're going to need to call for a tow truck.
 
2009-11-06 04:26:17 PM  
FTFA:

[The researchers] say that it might one day be possible to identify sites on the human body where transplants of specific microbes could benefit health.

I think we have just been introduced to the next big snake oil bonanza.

I'm not saying they're wrong; I'm just saying that years before they've finished sorting out the research, I'm going to walk into Whole Foods and see "beneficial bacteria swabs" designed for specific body parts.

The box of said swabs will cite to this article.
 
2009-11-06 04:26:20 PM  
Your momma's so fat you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
 
2009-11-06 04:26:27 PM  
NuttierThanEver 2009-11-06 01:20:04 PM
rmz: Don't forget a spelunking team.

Did they find my car keys?


Yeah, they were still in the car ..... They found that too.
 
2009-11-06 04:27:25 PM  
i.ytimg.com

Was this the man leading the expedition?

/There is only me, sir
 
2009-11-06 04:27:51 PM  
ButteryDamage: gorgor: Be sure to wipe your dick on the curtains.

What, you don't got a pic for that?


Why yes, picture this.
Shove it in her pooper.
Wipe on curtains.
She screams twice.
 
2009-11-06 04:28:09 PM  
There are an estimated 100 trillion microbes living on or inside the human body.

You filthy bastards.
 
2009-11-06 04:28:59 PM  
Ya mama so fat, when she dances, the band skips.
 
2009-11-06 04:29:08 PM  

gorgor: ButteryDamage: gorgor: Be sure to wipe your dick on the curtains.

What, you don't got a pic for that?

Why yes, picture this.
Shove it in her pooper.
Wipe on curtains.
She screams twice.


And now the curtains match the carpet.
 
2009-11-06 04:29:11 PM  
Yo mama's bacterial chronicle:

farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2009-11-06 04:31:34 PM  
Your momma's so disgusting, cockroaches bungee jump off of her tampon string.
 
2009-11-06 04:32:04 PM  
Yo mama so stank, she made Right Guard go left
 
2009-11-06 04:32:47 PM  
Yo momma's breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts
 
2009-11-06 04:33:01 PM  
Your momma's so dry, the crabs carry canteens.
 
2009-11-06 04:33:07 PM  

NuttierThanEver: rmz: Don't forget a spelunking team.

Did they find my car keys?


No but they found your high school class ring.
 
2009-11-06 04:35:19 PM  

kilgorn: Yo mama so stank, she made Right Guard go left


Yo momma's so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused!
 
2009-11-06 04:35:51 PM  
ya mama so hairy, she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
 
2009-11-06 04:35:51 PM  
Nick Nostril: gorgor: ButteryDamage: gorgor: Be sure to wipe your dick on the curtains.

What, you don't got a pic for that?

Why yes, picture this.
Shove it in her pooper.
Wipe on curtains.
She screams twice.

And now the curtains match the carpet.


Yup, shiatty :)
 
2009-11-06 04:35:53 PM  
abb3w 2009-11-06 02:08:19 PM
Kome: But gonorrhea is.

As are chlamydia and syphilis.

Didn't the Dorsey Brothers record Chlamydia back in their day? Oh shiat it's Perfidia.
 
2009-11-06 04:37:15 PM  
Ya mama so fat, she got a pair of pants that say made in the USA, Mexico, Cuba and Belize.
 
2009-11-06 04:37:16 PM  
Yo mamma's so fat they decided Pluto isn't a planet.
 
2009-11-06 04:38:21 PM  

NuttierThanEver: rmz: Don't forget a spelunking team.

Did they find my car keys?


This one's for gorgor.

Not Not Not Not Not Not NSFW
Not
(new window)

Not Safe For Lunch, either.

Bacteria...
 
2009-11-06 04:38:27 PM  
Ya mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
 
2009-11-06 04:38:47 PM  
Yo mamma so fat when she busts a move it stays busted
 
2009-11-06 04:39:34 PM  
Yo mama's got such hairy armpits it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock!
 
2009-11-06 04:39:58 PM  
Ya mama so fat, the bi*ch sweat gravy.
 
2009-11-06 04:40:21 PM  
--- in Avagadro's number?
 
2009-11-06 04:41:38 PM  
/I will read the thread before I post
/I will read the thread before I post
{lather, rinse, repeat}
 
2009-11-06 04:42:22 PM  
Relax, it's just my armpit...
 
2009-11-06 04:44:50 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Your momma's so disgusting, cockroaches bungee jump off of her tampon string.


No, you only use cockroaches if you have problems with centipedes in there.

/it's more likely than you think
 
2009-11-06 04:44:57 PM  
Yo mama's so fat she's the reason why they can't find the Higgs boson. She's got 'em all.
 
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