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(CNN)   Fort Hood suspect Hasan went into a 7-Eleven morning of shooting to buy coffee. (With video and analysis of Hasan buying coffee at 7-Eleven.)   (cnn.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, Fort Hood, Eleven, Walter Reed Army Medical Center, September 11 attacks, R-Texas, Silver Spring, Friday prayers  
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2009-11-06 04:16:30 PM  
ha ha

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-11-06 04:16:48 PM  
EEEEWWWWWW! He's dressed all foriegny. That should've tipped them off.
 
2009-11-06 04:16:55 PM  

Tissot: WHY do we have muslim terrorists in our own army, to begin with?


Diversity
 
2009-11-06 04:17:09 PM  
That's funny, I usually feel like going on a shooting spree if I DON'T have my morning coffee.
 
2009-11-06 04:17:30 PM  
Based on most 7-11 employees, he was probably meeting his cell leader.
 
2009-11-06 04:17:41 PM  
Wow...he looks just like I do buying coffee at 7-11 - only 3 years older. With less hair. And more Muslim.

/He's got that "Muslimish" vibe about him
 
2009-11-06 04:17:49 PM  
He also shouted Allahu Akbar when shooting everyone, but why bring that up...let's concentrate on him buying coffee and hashbrowns.

Wouldn't want to offend all those Muslims out there that secretly love us.
 
2009-11-06 04:18:09 PM  

paygun: . Also when he screamed allah akbar before he opened fire


you sure?, I could have swarn it was "admiral ackbar" that he was screaming, so that eveybody would know it was a trap...
 
2009-11-06 04:18:14 PM  
You're all missing so much.

Usually, the 7-11 clerk took the time to have a morning conversation with this shrink. But, not on this particular morning.

The major had repeatedly asked the clerk whether the clerk had managed to find any women for him. Clearly, the clerk was the shrink's best friend - and oh, so much more.

So once again a reminder for clerks to just think about the consequences of being too busy to talk to a regular customer.

Our nation's security depends on it.
 
2009-11-06 04:18:34 PM  

trainwrecky and inappropriate: Kitwilly: Maybe they were out of his favorite Slurpee flavor and that is what set him off.

Also, an Arab in a 7-11? that is like finding a white person in The Gap.

or a black person at Popeyes


or mexicans in a chinese buffet....

on a semi related note, why do Mexicans love chinese food so much?
I swear I've noticed more hispanics eating in chinese restarants than I do in mexican restaurants!
 
2009-11-06 04:18:50 PM  
"We secretly replaced the Sweet'n'Lo at 7-11 with PCP!"
 
2009-11-06 04:19:01 PM  
so...stick with plan A: drop some more bombs in Afghanistan ?
 
2009-11-06 04:19:23 PM  

dahmers love zombie: HASAN SHOP!


Goddammit, I'm at work, and this is a serious topic. Stop making me LOL like that.
 
2009-11-06 04:19:26 PM  

bushbot111: Tissot: WHY do we have muslim terrorists in our own army, to begin with?

Diversity


Which is a policy of the LIBERELS, thank you very much.
 
2009-11-06 04:20:01 PM  

Tissot: WHY do we have muslim terrorists in our own army, to begin with?


Because "Don't ask don't tell" is carried to extremes?
 
2009-11-06 04:20:33 PM  
Have we discovered whether the guy who shot up the office in Florida today got his 7-11 coffee this morning?

/he was from the religion of peace too, right?
 
2009-11-06 04:20:49 PM  

T-Luv: Kygz: Stop using this fark-face's name.

Yes, from now on, we will refer to him as Terrorist McIslam


Well, IMO, we shouldn't talk about him at all. Talk about those that perished, those that acted courageously, those that fought to help those who were wounded and those affected by this awful event. Talking about major fark-face just turns him into some martyr for his cause, whatever that might be.
 
2009-11-06 04:21:37 PM  

steklo: Know who else bought coffee at 7-11?


What country is that in? I'll have the Valfritt Fikafrod Latte!
 
2009-11-06 04:21:59 PM  

Kygz: T-Luv: Kygz: Stop using this fark-face's name.

Yes, from now on, we will refer to him as Terrorist McIslam

Well, IMO, we shouldn't talk about him at all. Talk about those that perished, those that acted courageously, those that fought to help those who were wounded and those affected by this awful event. Talking about major fark-face just turns him into some martyr for his cause, whatever that might be.


Just as long as we bomb the crap out of whatever country he came from!
 
2009-11-06 04:21:59 PM  
Fort Hood suspect Hasan went into a 7-Eleven morning of shooting to buy coffee. (With video and analysis of Hasan buying coffee at 7-Eleven.)

Way to go out on a limb...
 
2009-11-06 04:22:12 PM  
Did he BUY his coffee, or did he and the muslim at the cash register just sorta do a little winking and nudging?
 
2009-11-06 04:22:40 PM  
But he didn't go bowling.
 
2009-11-06 04:22:53 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Lando Lincoln: Fark you, I like Hazelnut. You will pay dearly for that comment.

My interpretation of the Koran strictly forbids hazelnut coffee. Flavored coffee is an unnatural creation and offends Allah.


This Islam stuff sounds alright.
 
2009-11-06 04:23:09 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: on a semi related note, why do Mexicans love chinese food so much?
I swear I've noticed more hispanics eating in chinese restarants than I do in mexican restaurants!


Sometimes even Mexicans get tired of Mexican food.

/PROTIP: They were probably there for the same reason you were there: to eat
 
2009-11-06 04:23:32 PM  

Tissot: WHY do we have muslim terrorists in our own army, to begin with?


I'm guessing he lied on that part of his application where they ask if you're a terrorist.

Is that what you are asking ?
 
2009-11-06 04:23:37 PM  

ihatedumbpeople: He also shouted Allahu Akbar when shooting everyone, but why bring that up...let's concentrate on him buying coffee and hashbrowns.

Wouldn't want to offend all those Muslims out there that secretly love us.


Because racist farks like you will use it as an excuse to justify your bigotry.
 
2009-11-06 04:23:48 PM  

Kygz: Stop using this fark-face's name.


He's in a coma. It's not like he can hear himself all over the networks, or see his name in bright lights. Besides, this wasn't an attention guy, this was much more like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket than anything else. A guy who just plain cracked in a military situation that probably shouldn't have been in it.

Has anyone blamed the military psych types yet?
 
2009-11-06 04:24:53 PM  
It all makes sense. A Redskins fan. In Texas.
 
2009-11-06 04:25:35 PM  

AnotherDisillusionedCollegeStudent: ihatedumbpeople: He also shouted Allahu Akbar when shooting everyone, but why bring that up...let's concentrate on him buying coffee and hashbrowns.

Wouldn't want to offend all those Muslims out there that secretly love us.

Because racist farks like you will use it as an excuse to justify your bigotry.


I am always baffled about how making comments about the way another person worships their invisible sky wizard is 'raceism'
 
2009-11-06 04:25:46 PM  

dbaggins: Tissot: WHY do we have muslim terrorists in our own army, to begin with?

I'm guessing he lied on that part of his application where they ask if you're a terrorist.

Is that what you are asking ?


It's so hard to tell now a days if someone is completely retarded or just satirizing people as being completely retarded.
 
2009-11-06 04:26:18 PM  

Phone_Answering_Monkey: bushbot111: Tissot: WHY do we have muslim terrorists in our own army, to begin with?

Diversity

Which is a policy of the LIBERELS, thank you very much.


No, I know plenty of liberals who think diversity for diversity's sake is retarded.
 
2009-11-06 04:26:26 PM  

BlorfMaster: Did he BUY his coffee, or did he and the muslim at the cash register just sorta do a little winking and nudging?



Maybe they're Eskimo brothers.
 
2009-11-06 04:26:35 PM  

AnotherDisillusionedCollegeStudent: Because racist farks like you will use it as an excuse to justify your bigotry.


well you know how white people are
 
2009-11-06 04:26:41 PM  

AnotherDisillusionedCollegeStudent: ihatedumbpeople: He also shouted Allahu Akbar when shooting everyone, but why bring that up...let's concentrate on him buying coffee and hashbrowns.

Wouldn't want to offend all those Muslims out there that secretly love us.

Because racist farks like you will use it as an excuse to justify your bigotry.


Is it racism when it's true and justified? It's not like I made it up or anything...he did it, he killed people in the name of Allah. If anything, I'd say he was the one full of stupidity, and so are you for bringing bigotry and racism into it.
 
2009-11-06 04:26:44 PM  
I don't believe he's guilty.

Everybody knows Hasan CHOP!
 
2009-11-06 04:27:24 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2009-11-06 04:27:28 PM  
This. he mofo is gonna plead insanity and he'll use the "strong caffeinated coffee" defense.

What a country!
 
2009-11-06 04:27:49 PM  
It all makes sense now: I knew 7-11 had coffee machines, I could just never imagine what kind of farkwads bought coffee there...
 
2009-11-06 04:27:53 PM  

paygun: AnotherDisillusionedCollegeStudent: Because racist farks like you will use it as an excuse to justify your bigotry.

well you know how white people are


he was making a comment based on what someone said, not by the color of their skin.
 
2009-11-06 04:27:54 PM  

Barnstormer: "We secretly replaced the Sweet'n'Lo at 7-11 with PCP!"


Fantastic, I picture it going like this


My uncle is the announcer......
 
2009-11-06 04:28:07 PM  

FriarReb98: Has anyone blamed the military psych types yet?


I've always said that before anyone is allowed in the military they should take a psyche evaluation. There are too many people with uniforms on that should not have a weapon.
 
2009-11-06 04:28:15 PM  

BlorfMaster: AnotherDisillusionedCollegeStudent: ihatedumbpeople: He also shouted Allahu Akbar when shooting everyone, but why bring that up...let's concentrate on him buying coffee and hashbrowns.

Wouldn't want to offend all those Muslims out there that secretly love us.

Because racist farks like you will use it as an excuse to justify your bigotry.

I am always baffled about how making comments about the way another person worships their invisible sky wizard is 'raceism'


They don't really think it's racist, it's just a way to divert attention away from issues that make them uncomfortable and may or may not align with their rainbows and butterflies political ideology.
 
2009-11-06 04:29:01 PM  
Geez, next they'll be asking how it's possible that a psychiatrist went batshiat insane. I always thought that was a job requirement.
 
2009-11-06 04:29:02 PM  

Corvus: he was making a comment based on what someone said, not by the color of their skin.


I know, I'm just having fun. I thought the Islam/race thing was funny.
 
2009-11-06 04:29:03 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: trainwrecky and inappropriate: Kitwilly: Maybe they were out of his favorite Slurpee flavor and that is what set him off.

Also, an Arab in a 7-11? that is like finding a white person in The Gap.

or a black person at Popeyes

or mexicans in a chinese buffet....

on a semi related note, why do Mexicans love chinese food so much?
I swear I've noticed more hispanics eating in chinese restarants than I do in mexican restaurants!


oh, wow, i thought that was just a local thing around here...
 
2009-11-06 04:30:20 PM  

The_Sponge: Leary


Beat you by two minutes, and I'm a liter.

erroraccessdenied.com
 
2009-11-06 04:30:58 PM  
That stupid domo promotion gives me blood lust as well.
 
2009-11-06 04:31:03 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Why, he was wearing clothes in the video! That means he bought clothes somewhere! Probably from a couple of different places! Unless he does all his shopping at Kohl's or something. And if he does buy his clothes at Kohl's, that means he was at a Kohl's! Sometime recently enough that he bought clothes he was still wearing! And he would have had to use his wallet! Which means he bought his wallet from another store that he was at! Unless he bought it from the Kohl's, which isn't impossible because they sell men's wallets, too! I mean, not great wallets or anything, but workable wallets! Leather ones! I think both in the trifold and bifold option! Although I don't know why anyone would want a trifold wallet! I mean, they're so bulky! Maybe that was part of the problem! Maybe he bought a trifold wallet at the Kohl's where he bought his clothes! And he didn't like his wallet! But I'm just speculating now! Stay tuned!

That made my day. Full of WIN
 
2009-11-06 04:31:11 PM  
FriarReb98: A guy who just plain cracked in a military situation that probably shouldn't have been in it.

Yeah, that's my thought about him, too.

This guys doesn't deserve any attention though, because some attention whore might get the idea that this is a way to get everyone to know his/her name. This fark-face deserves nothing but an unmarked grave in the corner of some potter's field.
 
2009-11-06 04:31:44 PM  
He's wearing a man-dress.
Hello, all we need to see is the man-dress to know he's a terrorist.
 
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