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(CNN)   Fort Hood suspect Hasan went into a 7-Eleven morning of shooting to buy coffee. (With video and analysis of Hasan buying coffee at 7-Eleven.)   (cnn.com) divider line 496
    More: Followup, Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, Fort Hood, Eleven, Walter Reed Army Medical Center, September 11 attacks, R-Texas, Silver Spring, Friday prayers  
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2009-11-06 11:37:00 AM
Decaf by mistake?
 
2009-11-06 11:38:16 AM
And I bet there wasn't a warning on the side of the cup that caffeine may cause insanity. Waiting for the multi-million dollar lawsuit.
 
2009-11-06 11:43:32 AM
Jesus tapdancing Christ.
 
2009-11-06 11:46:18 AM
Oh Thank Heaven.
 
2009-11-06 11:47:28 AM
FINALLY!!! The question of whether or not the shooter bought coffee is solved!! Rest easy, now, America!
 
2009-11-06 11:53:39 AM
News that matters?
 
2009-11-06 11:54:12 AM
This is an outrage! I am now going to boycott 7/11 for collaborating with a muslin terrist!
 
2009-11-06 11:56:04 AM
It's obvious we need to outlaw coffee.
 
2009-11-06 11:57:22 AM
I get coffee from the 7-11 every morning. Does that make me a terrorist sympathizer?
 
2009-11-06 12:05:23 PM
Note to supplier: Please pick up the three crates of 10oz "jihad" sized cups replace with regular 7-11 cups. KTHX
 
2009-11-06 12:05:29 PM
It was probably Hazelnut. That sh*t is nasty.
 
2009-11-06 12:06:29 PM
Zoinks!: It was probably Hazelnut. That sh*t is nasty.

Fark you, I like Hazelnut. You will pay dearly for that comment.
 
2009-11-06 12:09:02 PM
Lando Lincoln: Fark you, I like Hazelnut. You will pay dearly for that comment.

Beans Lando Lincoln with a coffee press.

/get it? Beans? Bwahahahahahaaa...
 
2009-11-06 12:09:18 PM
Michael Moore's new movie: 711: The temperature which crazy coffee burns
 
2009-11-06 12:09:28 PM
It was the Domo cup. Isn't Domo-kun a muzz?
 
2009-11-06 12:13:15 PM
Lando Lincoln: Fark you, I like Hazelnut. You will pay dearly for that comment.

My interpretation of the Koran strictly forbids hazelnut coffee. Flavored coffee is an unnatural creation and offends Allah.
 
2009-11-06 12:15:39 PM
Hey CNN, thanks for contributing to the decline of this country. Could you perhaps, find an exclusive with his dry cleaner? Or perhaps you could ask some random person on the street why they think he did this. I'm sure that's better than waiting till the military conducts an investigation.
 
2009-11-06 12:17:12 PM
he should've switched to sanka.
 
2009-11-06 12:19:41 PM
what_now: Hey CNN, thanks for contributing to the decline of this country. Could you perhaps, find an exclusive with his dry cleaner? Or perhaps you could ask some random person on the street why they think he did this. I'm sure that's better than waiting till the military conducts an investigation.

I can't rest until I know what shoes he was wearing.

If any!
 
2009-11-06 12:23:19 PM
Why did I just click on that link?

/sigh
 
2009-11-06 12:29:12 PM
Why does Domo Kun hate America?
 
2009-11-06 12:31:40 PM
Why, he was wearing clothes in the video! That means he bought clothes somewhere! Probably from a couple of different places! Unless he does all his shopping at Kohl's or something. And if he does buy his clothes at Kohl's, that means he was at a Kohl's! Sometime recently enough that he bought clothes he was still wearing! And he would have had to use his wallet! Which means he bought his wallet from another store that he was at! Unless he bought it from the Kohl's, which isn't impossible because they sell men's wallets, too! I mean, not great wallets or anything, but workable wallets! Leather ones! I think both in the trifold and bifold option! Although I don't know why anyone would want a trifold wallet! I mean, they're so bulky! Maybe that was part of the problem! Maybe he bought a trifold wallet at the Kohl's where he bought his clothes! And he didn't like his wallet! But I'm just speculating now! Stay tuned!
 
2009-11-06 12:32:31 PM
Maybe they were out of his favorite Slurpee flavor and that is what set him off.

Also, an Arab in a 7-11? that is like finding a white person in The Gap.
 
2009-11-06 12:37:00 PM
Why does the liberal media keep concentrating on fluff like this while glossing over what is undoubtedly the key factor in his mental instability?

Hasan is an avid Redskins fan.

Oh, and hazelnut sucks, unless you're talking Nutella.
 
2009-11-06 12:39:10 PM
Kitwilly: Maybe they were out of his favorite Slurpee flavor and that is what set him off.

Also, an Arab in a 7-11? that is like finding a white person in The Gap.


or a black person at Popeyes
 
2009-11-06 12:39:45 PM
I guess he noticed they secretly replaced his regular coffee with Folger's Crystals...
 
2009-11-06 12:45:44 PM
TheKnownUniverse: Hasan is an avid Redskins fan.

What a racist.
 
2009-11-06 12:51:19 PM
Another article says that he drew suspicion to himself earlier by posting that suicide bombers are the equivalent of a soldier jumping on a grenade to save their buddies.

And yet we still continue to hold grannies at the airport due to them having knitting needles.

Our government needs to wake up and stop being so obtuse about who they should be screening and detaining.
 
2009-11-06 12:51:26 PM
fliiby.com

Strange. Bob never goes on a murdering rampage after a cup of MY coffee...
 
2009-11-06 12:54:27 PM
crypticsatellite: I guess he noticed they secretly replaced his regular coffee with Folger's Crystals...

WIN

/ You youngins may not get that one
// off my lawn!
 
2009-11-06 01:03:58 PM
CNN spent SOOOOO much farking time on this...it was sad. They had a 10 minute interview with the producer who did an interview with the guy who owned the store. THEY TALKED ABOUT HIS farkING CLOTHES!!
 
2009-11-06 01:05:37 PM
crypticsatellite: I guess he noticed they secretly replaced his regular coffee with Folger's Crystals...


I feel wrong for laughing at that.
 
2009-11-06 01:07:24 PM
crypticsatellite: I guess he noticed they secretly replaced his regular coffee with Folger's Crystals...

I lol'd.
 
2009-11-06 01:18:57 PM
TheKnownUniverse: Why does the liberal media keep concentrating on fluff like this while glossing over what is undoubtedly the key factor in his mental instability?

Hasan is an avid Redskins fan.


Well, it shows he has poor judgment, anyway.

/Does 7-11 still do Fusion coffee?
 
2009-11-06 01:41:03 PM
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2009-11-06 01:47:12 PM
Well, he wouldn't want to murder people DROWSY.
 
2009-11-06 01:48:17 PM
Duh. He was there meeting with the head agent of his sleeper cell. You know those "Take a penny, leave a penny" trays? That's where the 7-11 Martyrs Brigade gets their funding.
 
2009-11-06 01:54:03 PM
Duh. How did you think sleeper cells got activated?
 
2009-11-06 02:23:16 PM
Tom Cruise and Scientology has been warning us for decades about the dangers of Psychiatrists. We all laughed, called them a cult, and maybe even put on a Guy Fawkes mask and threw a party in front of a Scientology owned building.

But who's laughing now?

Time to lock up all the Psychiatrists and have the government buy e-meters for all their patients.
 
2009-11-06 02:23:45 PM
HASAN SHOP!
 
2009-11-06 02:30:47 PM
That's funny, Hasan never has a second cup at home....
 
2009-11-06 02:37:02 PM
I'm calling homeland security if I ever see an Arab in a 7-11 from now on.
 
2009-11-06 03:10:21 PM
img262.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-06 03:11:57 PM
crypticsatellite: I guess he noticed they secretly replaced his regular coffee with Folger's Crystals...

I came here not knowing what joke I was looking for...this was it!
 
2009-11-06 03:23:17 PM
7/11 EMPOWERS TERRORISTS!
 
2009-11-06 03:42:02 PM
I love the 24hour news cycle. Quick find something new....he drank coffee....Can we confirm that?.....Check.....Air it Danno!
 
2009-11-06 04:04:10 PM
But did he go bowling?
 
2009-11-06 04:05:16 PM
So does anyone really think that army is going to do anything about mental health or are the gonna chalk it up to "sekrit Mooslum"?
 
2009-11-06 04:05:24 PM
Know who else bought coffee at 7-11?

photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2009-11-06 04:05:30 PM
OW MY FOOT YOU LOUSY STUPID CLUMSY...
 
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